Tuesday, May 17, 2005
DMV - Oy! Oy! Oy!
mrssatan associate S.T. Miller returns from the Department of Motor Vehicles with...say...a bit of an attitude, perhaps?
DMV
(With apologies to AC/DC's "TNT")
See Me ride up to the office in my blue-two-tone SUV
Out to get my License renewed, at the DMV.
Whining kids to the left of me,
Jokers to the right.
I'm stuck standing in this stupid line
Until the end of time.
I'm at DMV
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
I'm all uptight!
DMV...
My papework ain't right...
DMV...
Is what I'm told...
DMV...
Watch me EXPLODE!
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
I'm angry, distressed and perturbed...
I'm a pissed-off man!
The state budget cuts have left this place...
Hideously Under-manned.
I came in here six hours ago...
To get a new I.D.
Wish they'd call my number soon...
'Cause man, I gotta pee!
I'm at DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
It's a permanent wait...
DMV...
In this Friggin' state!
DMV...
It's a sight to behold...
DMV...
Watch me grow old!
Copyright S.T. Miller & Pendejo Productions 2005
(Did I mention that not only did Al Gore create the internet, but he was also the original drummer for AC/DC?)
© 2005
DMV
(With apologies to AC/DC's "TNT")
See Me ride up to the office in my blue-two-tone SUV
Out to get my License renewed, at the DMV.
Whining kids to the left of me,
Jokers to the right.
I'm stuck standing in this stupid line
Until the end of time.
I'm at DMV
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
I'm all uptight!
DMV...
My papework ain't right...
DMV...
Is what I'm told...
DMV...
Watch me EXPLODE!
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
I'm angry, distressed and perturbed...
I'm a pissed-off man!
The state budget cuts have left this place...
Hideously Under-manned.
I came in here six hours ago...
To get a new I.D.
Wish they'd call my number soon...
'Cause man, I gotta pee!
I'm at DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
Chorus: Oy! Oy! Oy!
DMV...
It's a permanent wait...
DMV...
In this Friggin' state!
DMV...
It's a sight to behold...
DMV...
Watch me grow old!
Copyright S.T. Miller & Pendejo Productions 2005
(Did I mention that not only did Al Gore create the internet, but he was also the original drummer for AC/DC?)
© 2005
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