Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Separated at Birth?: Mrs. "Ketchup" and Ronnie James Dio
Mrs. Theresa Kerry, The Ketchup Queen
Ronnie James Dio, Rocker Extraordinaire
March 8, 2005
Tell me the two people above weren't separated at birth, and I'll tell you Woodrow Wilson is the current president. My they look alike, don't they? Not since the remarkable resemblance between Madeline Albright and Under Dog nemesis, Simon Bar Sinister (see February archive) has there been two people who look so much alike.
Certainly, I will argue that Mr. Dio has contributed far more to society than the Ketchup Queen. Mr. Dio stepped into Ozzie Osbournes' shoes to fill the vocalist spot in Black Sabbath. Not easy shoes to fill, mind you - and he did a wonderful job. A great vocal range that "fit" with the rest of Sabbath. His solo career, as well as his stint with Rainbow, along with the many taxes that Mr. Dio and his crew have paid throughout the years exceeds any contribution(s) made my Mrs. Ketchup.
Mrs. Ketchup, today you purport that the electronic voting machines were rigged. Yeah, and the Clinton Administration was "the most ethical administration this country will ever see" (Bill Clinton's famous line at his First inauguration). I guess that depends on what your definition of "ethical" is. Mrs. Ketchup, we never heard anything from you until your husband, Senator John Kerry, ran for president. Prior to that, we weren't sure you even existed, Mrs. Ketchup. Now, you can't seem to stop talking. Has John misplaced the ball-gag for you that was in place during the campaign. We didn't hear much from you then; even the DNC knew you were a ticking time bomb in what you might say, and how it would be to the detriment of the Kerry campaign.
Good for you, Mrs. Ketchup. Keep up the vociferous vocal allegations. Pretty soon, you may just end up looking like former Vice President Al Gore. WHO? (You know, that guy who ran with Bill Clinton; lost the presidential race in the year 2000, got really fat, grew a beard, and the guy with all the bitterness in him the past five years). Yeah, that's the guy, Al Gore. Who??
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