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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Breaking News...Hamburger's Disappearing!


The Hamburgler


Michael Moore, the prime suspect.

Breaking News...
A series of hamburger disappearances throughout the country has suddenly jumped to the top of news items to cover. "Hamburgers are vanishing out of thin air, and there is no plausible explanation for it," said FBI Special Agent Rabbit Cunningham.

Initial reports were reported to local law authorities as recently as within the last hour according to a source who asked not to be identified, adding that it became a federal matter within the last few minutes. The alert level at Homeland Security remained unchanged.

"I bought a couple of cheeseburgers, and all of a sudden they're gone...vanished," reported Alan Vickerson of New York. Vickerson said after the initial shock of the cheeseburgers vanishing, he did notice a large, round, rotund man, wearing a baseball cap, waddling to a waiting curbside limousine.

Agent Cunningham is asking for any hamburger theft information or leads to be reported to local authorities.

(c) 2005

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