Who Will Replace NPR's RetiringCarl Kasell?

Carl Kasell. Last White Man on NPR?

Longtime National Socialist Radio's Carl Kasell is retiring. His final newscast will be December 30.

Considering NPR's wide and diverse (read "non-white") on-air talent, who will NPR select to replace Carl Kasell? Can you guess who it will be?

a) Kuntlatch al-Zwaharee-Wilson,

b) Joe Robinson,

c) Mary Willis,

d) Ja'tyala Pho'nique,

or;

e) Reuben Gonzalez

Ooooooh....you thought it would be easy until you got to the Wild Card name of Reuben Gonzalez, didn't you? You thought you had it nailed down and picked Kuntlatch, but perhaps she was a red herring? Brew a second pot of coffee, you still have some head-scratching to do. Who will replace Carl Kasell?

Caucasians...a dying - almost extinct - species, on Pubic Radio and Television.

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