Monday, August 03, 2009
Ashley Biden Did Not Sort Cocaine Today; Keith Olbermann Still Incontinent
Breaking news...
Unreliable and unconfirmed sources informed me that Ashley Biden, daughter of Herr Vice President Joe Biden, did not snort copious amounts of cocaine today.
Also breaking...
Reliable and confirmed reports did not inform me that MSNBC hyperbolic hypocrite Liberal Talker Keith Olbermann remains incontinent.
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Developing...
©2009
(Surely you didn't think that I'd forgotten about either of these stories, or that I'd not mention them again, did you? FYI: These two stories will never die as far as I'm concerned).
Unreliable and unconfirmed sources informed me that Ashley Biden, daughter of Herr Vice President Joe Biden, did not snort copious amounts of cocaine today.
Also breaking...
Reliable and confirmed reports did not inform me that MSNBC hyperbolic hypocrite Liberal Talker Keith Olbermann remains incontinent.
Refresh your browser for up-to-the-minute updates.
Developing...
©2009
(Surely you didn't think that I'd forgotten about either of these stories, or that I'd not mention them again, did you? FYI: These two stories will never die as far as I'm concerned).
Labels: Cokehead Ashley Biden, Dems Are Haters, Herr Biden, Illegal Drugs, Keith Olberwiener, Liberals Suck, Media, parody and satire
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