Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Joe Biden Helps Daughter
Ashley Buy Cocaine!
Update on the Ashley Biden captured on-camera snorting cocaine at a party in February, 2009 story:
Unreliable sources tell me that Vice Prednint Herr Biden has in the past helped, and is currently helping, his daughter Ashley score cocaine for her insatiable appetite for the insidious and addictive stimulant.
Unreliable sources and an unreliable photographer provided me with this exclusive image - dialogue bubble and all - so we know it's true:
Because I can milk this story for as long as I want and I'm going to...oh good Christ, how I'm going to.
©2009
Unreliable sources tell me that Vice Prednint Herr Biden has in the past helped, and is currently helping, his daughter Ashley score cocaine for her insatiable appetite for the insidious and addictive stimulant.
Unreliable sources and an unreliable photographer provided me with this exclusive image - dialogue bubble and all - so we know it's true:
Because I can milk this story for as long as I want and I'm going to...oh good Christ, how I'm going to.
©2009
Labels: Biden, Cokehead Ashley Biden, Herr Biden
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