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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Pbama Calls Jessica Simpson Fat

Among all the crises faced by the White House-Stealing Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior, he found time to criticize Jessica Simpson's weight and appearance. Celebrity-Gossip:

    Last week, Matt Lauer chatted up President Barack Obama during a pre-Super Bowl interview, mentioning that the First Family had been eclipsed by Jessica’s weight issue on the cover of UsWeekly magazine.

    Barack responded, “Yeah, it’s a little hurtful! Jessica is in a weight battle, apparently. Yeah. Oh well.”

Matt Lauer launched into a Save Pbama From Himself" moment - not unlike Pbama's "My Muslim faith" statement (where George Stephanopoulos eagerly lept to his defense in correcting him) - stepping in to rescue Pbama by citing that Pbama was only reading the headline on the magazine: “Who is in a weight battle apparently. Yeah. Oh well."

He's Mister Sensitive, Barry is. I wonder what he says when Michelle Pickles The Dangerous Washerwoman asks him "does this outfit make me look fat?"

Pickles really let herself "go" after the Inaugural, huh? Time to get back to her four-times per week personal fitness trainer because we all have personal fitness trainers four days a week now, under PbamaHeath, don't we?


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There is no limit to how bad I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT.
First Baby's got back.
Two Dogs...Fat "Pickles" wants to sit on your face! Mmmmmmmm. Now imagine that!

Well, all those post-inaugural parties and such. High calorie, good life, Elitist food.
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