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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Barry Manilow Is Manly

"Singer" Barry Manilow is so manly, he's a stud - a real "he-man"; Lumberjack-like - you could say. The kind of guy you can count on to change a flat tire or rescue someone from a burning building.

But he refuses to appear on "The View" Tuesday, September 18, because he disagrees with the political views of Elisabeth Hasselbeck:

    Barry Manilow has pulled out of his scheduled appearance on "The View" ... and is citing Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her conservative views as his reasoning, reports our friends at TMZ.

    In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Barry says, "I strongly disagree with her views. I think she's dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her."

Little, harmless, adorable Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who - prior to being pregnant - must weigh what...100 pounds when soaking wet , is "dangerous"?

An anagram of Barry Manilow is: "I blow man, yarr!" I don't think Barry got that round mouth from eating square meals. Doesn't he live in Hawaii, near Richard Chamberlain? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

To again quote "South Park's" Eric Cartman: "Barry has sand in his her vagina."



Sung to the tune of Copacabana:

His name was Barry, he was a fairy,

They say he takes it up the ass while on all four on the grass
He was a genus, that liked the penis
He tried to reinvent his career
As a singing flaming queer
He wouldn't go on The View, the criticism that he drew
He was just another flake
Being skewered by David Drake

At the mrssatan blog, the mrssatan blog
The no sacred cows spot of the blogosphere
At the mrssatan blog, the mrssatan blog
Juvenile humor and pot shots were always in fashion
At the mrssatan blog ... it was so clear....

©2007

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