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Thursday, July 05, 2007

al-Qaida Seeking Educated Professionals To Hire; Rapid Advancement & Opportunities

al-Qaida is HIRING! That's right friends, you heard that correctly! al-Qaida is hiring! Jump on board the quickly growing field of being an al-Qaida operative or terrorist! We have several financing options available for the right people! al-Qaida believes in recruiting the very best in several fields, especially in medicine and structural engineering. al-Qaida offers highly competitive wages, benefits, an employee owned Stock Program, a 401k, and at least several weeks - if not months - of vacation time prior to your eventual, or at least attempted, martyrdom.

Why, we just learned that eight of the Muslims arrested in the wake of the failed plot are all members of the medical profession.

    Several of the suspects have now been linked to known extremist radicals listed on MI5’s data base.


    Canon White, who runs Baghdad’s only Anglican parish, said that he met the al-Qaeda leader on the fringes of a meeting about religious reconciliation held in Amman, the Jordanian capital.

    “He talked to me about how they were going to destroy British and Americans. He told me that the plans were already made and they would soon be destroying the British. He said the people who cure you would kill you.”

There's no better time that right now to say good-bye to your hum-drum jobs and begin excellent and challenging new careers with al-Qaida.

Legal Disclaimer: Joining al-Qaida may result in your being asked and chosen to become a suicide/terrorist bomber. No turning-backsies. al-Qaida is not responsible for any injuries or deaths prior to an actual suicide/terrorist attack, although it may claim ficticious credit for said attack. al-Qaida welcomes inquiries from trained airline pilots and those not so formally trained. Can you steer an airplane or burning Jeep into a structure? If so, we want to talk with you. No obligation! Really!

And Nanny Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dick Durbin and others want to sit down and talk with people who have the above mindset - to harm and kill as many people possible.


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