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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Zig-Zaggedly Over The River And Over The Yellow Line To Grandmother's House We Go!

Man Arrested for Driving Christmas Float While Intoxicated:

    A South Carolina man is accused of being drunk while driving a float in a Christmas parade.

    "I literally held on to my five-year-old daughter with all my strength with her in the middle and prayed to God that we weren't going to flip off that trailer," said Shannon Swanson.

"Hey! I wasn't anywhere near that Float. I've got an alibi, why - I was shitfaced in New York!" replied Rip Torn.


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