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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Three Last Minute Gift Ideas
For The Liberal In Your Life!

The Ann Richards Cigarette Holder

Give your favorite Liberal Cigarette Smoker, (like Illinois Senator and Cigarette Smoker Osama Obama, perhaps), this classy and elegant cigarette holder modeled after the late Texas Governor Ann Richards.

The Cigarette Holder is constructed using the finest Texas black onyx and pewter. The cigarette holder is five and one-half inches long, designed to keep the smoke away from you, thus preventing facial skin dryness and wrinkles that so often can be a side effect from cigarette smoke.

Give the gift of the Ann Richards Cigarette Holder. You'll make Ann proud by puffing away using the Ann Richards Cigarette Holder.

(Cigarettes not included.)
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The Paul Wellstone Model Airplane Crash Kit

Recreate Paul and Sheila Wellstone's fatal plane crash with this Model Airplane kit.

Lifelike in every detail, the airplane parts can be assembled, disassembled and reassembled again, for hours of fun and learning.

Kit includes parts for trees, grass, snow and other crash site environmental surroundings.

Remember: The Paul Wellstone Model Airplane Crash Kit is a Teaching Tool that can be used for hours of instructive purposes!

(Libs, please don't be offended by the Paul Wellstone Model Airplane Crash Kit. Because I'm just taking my cue of 'Tragedy plus time equals comedy', as stated by your own Highly Esteemed Liberal Talk Radio Icons:

Stephanie Miller, on March 30, 2006, who said about former Secretary Of Defense Casper Weinberger, a day after his death: "He's in Purgatory now...and making fun of him is fair game because tragedy plus time [equals comedy]."

Al Franken, on November 28, 2006, speaking of the late Senator Strom Thurmond, doing an audio skit where Strom exits and then returns to his grave, "There he goes, back to the grave."

Mike Malloy, on July 5, 2006, speaking about Enron's Ken Lay: "Its' fun to speak ill of the dead.")
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The Lewinsky Blue Dress Spin And Stain: Featuring Bill Clinton

Where will Bill Clinton's DNA touch down? Who knows?!

Players take turns spinning the Bill Clinton spinning head to find out where on the blue dress his DNA will land.

Will Bill's DNA land on a sleeve? The collar? Spin the rotating head of Bill Clinton and find out!

Guaranteed to provide endless hours of entertainment.

(Laundry detergent not included.)


Does the Paul "hailstone" kit come with a complimentary pack of scavenging timber wolves?

I love the spooge dress game too! Damn funny stuff!
no hailstone, but in the deluxe version he screams in yiddish as the plane tailspins out of control before slamming into the ground.

oh....my bad.....my so so bad.


glad you like the Blue Dress Spin & Stain. I do Aim to please!
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