Thursday, September 29, 2005
The Sheehan Bunch
(With major apologies to The Brady Bunch and nothing but respect for Sherwood Schwartz, a sit-com genius)
It's the story of an attention-seeking lady
Who went way, way, way, way off the deep end.
With misplaced emotional cause and effect,
It was far beyond any rational mend.
It's the story of her anti-U.S. groupies,
Seeking more than their fifteen minutes of fame.
None of them had any solid, proactive ideas
What they offered was impotent and lame.
Til the one day when the lady met a camera,
With willing media that had a sneaking hunch,
To cover her story ad infinitum and ad nauseum
That's the way they all became the Sheehan Bunch!
The Sheehan Bunch.
The Sheehan Bunch.
That's the way they all became The Sheehan Bunch.
With Bill Maher portraying Ann B. Davis as Alice
THE SHEEHAN BUNCH
Today's episode: Bill helps boyfriend Sam The Butcher case his salami.
Scene: The Sheehan Bunch Back Yard
Bill: Oh Sam! That's the biggest salami I've ever seen!
(Cue Moderate laugh track)
Sam: Just wait until you see the casing that goes on it, honey!
(Cue Huge laugh track)
Cindy (Enters): Republicans are all warmongers.
Jesse: There, there. Hey, I see a camera!
Dan: Why look, here comes Reverend Sharpton!
Rev Al: Hallelujah everybody! I sense a celebrity factor spike. How can I get in on thi...I mean, how can I help?
Bill: Well, Sam wants me to help him case his salami and...
Cindy: I think he was talking to me.
Joan: No, I think he was talking to me.
Baba: No, I think he was talking to me!
(Cue Wild laugh track)
Cindy: I think he was speaking to Joan.
Baba: Everything is always Joan, Joan, Joan! You like her best.
Cindy: That's not true!
(Cue Moderate laugh track)
Al: Uhhh, is anyone going to men-men-men-mention the li-li-lies this White House tells?
Baba: Here comes my boyfriend, George. George Glass!
George: Um, Soros, not Glass. This certainly is a rather bland, middle class neighborhood. Why aren't there any Bentleys in the driveways?
Rev Al: I was speaking to the pretty lady.
Baba: See, he was talking to me.
Joan: No, he meant me!
Bill: No, he meant me!
(Cue Wild laugh track)
Dan: I think Al is having a stroke!
Joan: No, he's trying to complete a lucid thought.
Baba: What's that?
Jesse: What is that...'lucid'?
Cindy: I don't know what that is.
Dan: It's courage. Ummm, no, strike that.
George: I'm buying this whole block and turning it into a poppy field.
Sam: Hey, are you all gonna stand around gabbing? Who's gonna help me case my salami?
(Cue Wild laugh track)
Fade To Black
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Byrd To Flap Wings "One More Time"
When Ball Peen Hammers...
Ball Peen Hammer
Take Care Cali!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Doom: The Movie
I spent endless, endless hours playing Doom2 beginning in 1995. Sleepless nights fighting the insidious monsters that "id" created. What joy! What fun!
I always wondered which actor would play Sarge, figuring the likely action heroes of Ah-nold, or Jean Claude Van Damme, or perhaps Bruce Willis. Or even Warren Beatty (hee-yuck, hee-yuck, hee-yuck - sorry old man. That's just a joke).
But they got "The Rock" - and damn if that isn't perfect casting for the role. If the movie follows the game closely, it'll be a hotdamn rockin' good time.
Grab your BFG and HAPPY AMMO ADDED DOOM FANS!
Stuff is Coming
I'll be back!
When Ball Peen Hammers are Outlawed...
The Saga continues friends, only this time, The Object D' Kill is a Grilling Fork.
Belated RIP Agent 86
(No photo copyright infringement intended. Used solely for the purpose of honoring the deceased.)
Monday, September 26, 2005
Ishtar disses Terminator
You know, Beatty has two atrocious box office bombs to his credit; Ishtar and Town & Country.
This film ["Town & Country"] took over three years to bring to the screen with a budget of over $90 million. Having grossed less than $7 million at the box office, it stands out as one of the biggest box office disasters in history.
I'm waiting for "Ishtar 2: Town & Country". Done with the screenplay Warren?
China Continues Restricting Bloggers
While the communist government encourages Internet use for education and business, it also keeps an extremely tight rein over online content, usually blocking material it deems subversive or pornographic. Online dissidents who post essays questioning government actions and policies or those who express their opinions in chatrooms are regularly arrested and charged under vaguely worded state security laws.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
So, Fat Bastard, Have You Lost Those 12 Pounds?
ViQueens Win One
Well, we must Have a Taxpayer Subsidized Stadium Now! I mean, we can't expect multi-multi millionaires to pay for it all by themselves, can we? God no! Heaven forbid!
At 23 years old the Metrodome is an antiquated, outdated, relic just falling apart at the seams.
On a personal note, there are two sports I care nothing, absolutely nothing, about: Football and baseball (Please don't hold that against me, Nick). I cheer whenever the ViQueens lose, and root for the Twins to lose as well.
It's hockey and golf that matter, baby, and don't let anyone else tell 'ya it's any different.
Friday, September 23, 2005
Liberals ASSert: Bush Back Boozing
Exactly where were these same people while Bubba chopped out Caterpillar lines on a mirror during his eight years in the White House.
Yeah, that highly rated, Pulitzer Prize winning, pantheon of journalism the National Enquirer is their source. Man, that's really digging deep, isn't it?
It's funny though, isn't it; listening to the Air(head) America talking heads exasperate themselves with this tawdry tidbit of tabloidism.
Nattering Nabobs of Negativism. Yep! Thirty-five years ago Vice President Spiro Agnew used that phrase to describe the Liberal Liberaces. Hey, Libs, are you proud of your thirty-five year plus tenure of negativism? Wear it proudly as your party atrophies and rapidly sinks evermore into extinction.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Jim-mah Kah-ter Says...
Jim-mah says Bush lost the 2000 election. Yeah, that's sure a good fight to keep fighting, isn't it? Kinda like chewing your food twice (that last sentence may take a while for the slow Lib's to "get", but maybe a dog, cat, or rock will be kind enough to explain it to them).
Jim-mah says The 2004 election was stolen. Yeah, okay Mr. Peanut.
Jim-mah says he is critical of FEMA.
Jim-mah says Hugo Chavez was legitimately elected.
All this from the man who Was Emasculated during the Iran Hostage Crisis, who was UNABLE to do anything to free 52 American Hostages for 444 days!
Jim-mah...Shut yo' face!
Cluck Schumer Office Illegally Obtains Credit Report
Hear Cluck Here!
"There needs to be an investigation...there needs to be an investigation...there needs to be an investigation. This must be investigated. This must be investigated. This must be investigated. We need to get to the bottom of this. We need to get to the bottom of this."
More on Clucky's devious staffers here.
What did you know and when did you know it, Cluck? Did you order this devious, underhanded, search Clucky? "There needs to be an investigation..."
And More Here.
Hector, Mix and Match!
How do you deal with people like this? I've said if before; a hollow point to the head.
Baby Stabbed by Playstation Playing Uncle
A 12-year-old boy stabbed his baby nephew with a kitchen knife when his screaming put him off his PlayStation game.
The boy admitted it was the baby's screaming which had made him stab him. He said he felt "like a volcano, an erupting volcano".
The youngster said he had kept "dying" at a particular point in his PlayStation game, The Incredibles, and it made him feel "mad" and "frustrated."
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
I hear the Bubba Rubbas come (get your mind out of the gutter!) in three sizes: small, extra small, and Bubba Teeny Weeny Weenie Sized.
However, even when used as instructed, they do not protect blue dresses from splotches. Even the tiniest prick will put a hole in them.
Wear them with pride Bubba...perhaps on your nose?
The New Squad
"Hey! Hey you with the handcuffs, ball gag, and latex wrap, up against the wall."
I guess you wouldn't necessarily want to tell the perp to "spread 'em", now, would you?
I wonder if there is any coincidence that this story and the Bubba Rubba story both broke on the same day? Coincidence? I don't think so.
I Will Blog No More, Forever
Not that it's any yeoman effort (I didn't work up a sweat) or something extraordinary, but all the blogs that I link to (on the Right side of the page) are blogs that I've read for a while, liked them very much, and linked to them. I don't subscribe to an RSS feed, perhaps someday. So I can say, without fanfare, that you could close your eyes and scroll the mouse down the right side of the page and blindly click on any of the blog links, and you wouldn't be disappointed. Not one bit.
I haven't had the time to update as much and as frequently as I'd like. So if you are kind enough to visit here, and I go a day or two without updating (the Liberal Liberaces are probably ecstatic when that happens), hit the links on the right. Hit the political links and the non-political links as well. They're all good.
Honestly, I've never corresponded with so many nice people, so many people with good ideas, answering a technical question I may have had or a blog question - as I have since I began this blog. They truly are a fine group of good folks, and I'm glad I found them and link to them. And I appreciate those that have linked back, and those who've mentioned or linked to something they've read here.
I Will Blog No More, Forever? Not A Chance!
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
The Death Season
Do you notice people become increasingly more crabby this time of year? Watch for it. They do.
I love summer. It's the only season. It should be summer year round, always, forever.
Damn, September is almost over which leaves only three more months to the year!
Okay - I'm going to say it really, really, really EARLY, so remember you read it here first, and I mean it:
I WISH ALL OF YOU A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Go ahead, blink. Boom! It's 2006!
Two Depressing Songs
That would be This Song.
And This One.
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Mooching...But It's all Good
Alison Lapper statue nekkid and pregnant. Hat Tip to Lemuel at the soon to be deleted This Blog Will Be Deleted Tomorrow. Lemuel also writes an excellent post responding to a "Che Head". When will Che lovers wake up and smell the gun powder?
Zombieslayer notes America's Dirty Secret.
Beaten dog shoots owner, located at Dread Pundit Bluto HERE. I say: Good for the Dog!
Flight 93 and the Crescent controversy at The Spanktuary.
Jimmy Pete contributes to the Katrina aftermath, as only Two Dogs at Mean Ol' Meaney can do.
Friday, September 16, 2005
Cereal Box Bank Statement?
Research suggesting that three quarters of consumers are more likely to read the back of cereal packets than information sent to them by their financial service providers...
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Rove Controls Weather?
Secret and classified documents show that Karl Rove has obtained a weather control machine. Accusations from many liberals and moderate democrats have initiated an investigation. Roves' acquiring of the weather control machine is sketchy, but informants say that Rove bought the machine from someone named 'Evil' or 'Dr. Evil'.
The machine reportedly costs upwards of $100 Billion dollars. If this story turns out to be true, Rove will be one of only five people in the world who possess a weather control device. The Russians have never denied owning a weather control device. Some say that, when in a stupor, George Soros will openly brag about owning a weather control machine. The others are speculative, but include Bill Gates and your local meteorologist or weather-person.
Mr. Rove could not be reached at his isolated mansion on a hill, with its dark, winding entrance road, with periodic flashes of lightening.
Kazaa Saga Kontinues; Affects Penn State
A 2004 Penn State partnership with the Napster online music service gave students a legal music-downloading alternative that included a variety of music downloads that are available for free on students' computers.
[Bill] Kelly said that although he does not condone downloading files illegally, he disagrees with the ruling in Australia about Kazaa.
Robert Wise, RIP
Read More Here. And Here.
Death Sentence for Australian Embassy Terrorist
Hasan admitted he was involved in the plot that led to the deaths of 10 innocent people when a car bomb blew up outside the Australian embassy just over a year ago. But after Wednesday's verdict, he said he didn't believe he deserved the death penalty."
In the prison van waiting to take him to jail, Hasan confessed to some responsibility for the bombing deaths of 11 people, including a 16-year-old schoolgirl. "I'm a little bit guilty," he said, "but it (the sentence) doesn't fit with what I did.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
U.N. Lowers Its Expectations
The Always Defiant Kofi Annan
"The big item missing is non-proliferation and disarmament. This a real [sic] disgrace,'' Annan told a news conference, urging the leaders to take up the issue this week. While acknowledging the shortcomings, he insisted the document was "an important step forward".
Pine Nut Crop Forecast Good!
A good whitebark pine nut crop tends to keep bears up in the high country, away from people and the temptations found where people live, work and play -- livestock pastures, orchards and household garbage.
"We've had no bear mortalities within the park," said Kerry Gunther, bear management biologist for Yellowstone National Park.
Marriage: Nebraska Style
But you have to know Crystal," she [mother of the groom] said. "Kids are maturing at a very fast pace today, so in her case, I think she knows what she wants and she can make up her mind about it. What people don't realize, too, is that Matt is not emotionally 22. He's not mature like other young men his age are, so he is really at the same level of maturity as Crystal even though there are those years between them."
Step Right Up To Bubba's Freak and Sideshow!
"The former President has set up a side-show to this year's UN General Assembly."
Will Bubba's Sideshow make This Guy jealous?
Mister Reno will be performing "Feats of Strength"!
Mr. Internet will be at the Sideshow performing "My Tall Tales", Daily at 2PM and 5:30PM
Each day, The Sideshow concludes with MrsSatan and her Halo inspiring performance of "I Will Rule You!"
Bubba, a Carny. Better put some ice on that.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
AAA Buys AA and Sponsors AA
"I suspected for quite some time that this was coming, but I wasn't sure if it would happen this year," said Jim McJim, President and CEO of McJim Financial Securities, Inc. According to McJim, this friendly takeover will create a dynasty of "letter A" corporations, as well as permit the new corporation to be the first listing in every yellow pages directory across the nation.
"It will be virtually impossible to top the yellow pages listing in being the first name listed," explained McJim. "After all, they now will be listed as AAAAAAA, and who's going to be able to do them one better than that?"
Investment banker Dr. Leather Hockleer, of Hockleer and Associates agrees. "AAAAAAA is almost certain to be on the top of the list in all business and yellow pages directory listings. They have guaranteed themselves decades, if not centuries, as the number one, top listed corporation in this regard," said Hockleer.
McJim concurs with his colleague. "If, at some point in the future, AAAAAAA buys ABC, and then becomes AAAAAAAABC, there will be no stopping their listing power. No one will ever best them," said McJim.
Monday, September 12, 2005
L.A. and Melbourne Targeted by Terrorists
"Yesterday, London and Madrid. Tomorrow, Los Angeles and Melbourne, Allah willing. And this time, don't count on us demonstrating restraint and compassion," the man says during the 11-minute tape."
MrsSatan Pipes Up
Clinton's Mythical FEMA, a must read.
MrsSatan: "I will Rule You!"
Sunday, September 11, 2005
I had a link to a picture (pre-devastation) of the World Trade Towers for this item. Either the link changed or its photographer had a hissy fit of it being used without permission, and I understand that. But look, I don't make any money from this blog. It's pure non-profit. You'd think the free exposure and publicity would be welcome, but I guess not. So, the photo is gone from this site. But imagine as you read this, those two, wonderful twin towers still standing here because that is what you should be seeing instead of reading this, but apparently the creative genius sayeth 'not'.
Here. The Nation Mourns. More Here. And Here.
Victoria and David Beckham Rendered "Pointless"
Humiliation Punishment for Drinking and Driving
'Society has decided that drunk drivers are problem - they spread death and destruction, and it is the newspaper's task to involve itself,' wrote Wedel in an editorial.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Largest Flying Animal Ever
Reasons for its disappearance are only slightly speculative.
"People will only be able to drink two or three glasses, otherwise they'll drop like flies." "Everyone who tries it is enthusiastic."
Holy (Bleep)! More South Park!
Friday, September 09, 2005
Katrina vs Sheehan
THERE IS NO PLACE TO HIDE!
THE BATTLE WILL AFFECT EVERYONE!
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, WILL BE FOREVER CHANGED!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!
THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE PERMANENT!
IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN...
...THE FINAL BATTLE FOR
ULTIMATE MEDIA CONTROL AND DOMINANCE!
K V S
KATRINA VS SHEEHAN.
ONE WILL WIN, ONE WILL LOSE.
WE WILL ALL FEEL THE IMPACT!
K V S
Another Brick In The Gorelick Wall
by S.T. Miller
(with profuse apologies for and to Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)
As Sung by Jamie Gorelick
When we grew up and went to D.C.
There was a certain President that we had to protect in any way we could.
By erecting a barrier between agencies to everything he did
Preventing exposure of misconduct, however recklessly committed by the "Comeback Kid".
But in the town, it was well known when he got home at night, his cankled and psychopathic wife would thrash him to within inches of his life...
We don't need no intelligence sharing.
We are practicing damage control.
No dark secrets about the Chinese
FBI! Leave 'the Kid' alone.
Hey! FBI, leave 'the Kid' alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the Gorelick Wall
All in all it's just another brick in the Gorelick Wall
Wrong! Terrorists strike again!
If you don't share intelligence , you can't have any impeachment.
How can you have impeachment if you don't share intelligence?
You! Yes, Sandy Burglar, what's in your pants, Laddy?
©2005 S.T. Miller
Sean Penns' Not-So-Swift Boat
Mr. Hand: Spicoli, Spicoli, Spicoli, you wouldn't be in this predicament if you had paid attention during boat safety class.
Spicoli: What?!! I gotta little water here... Anyone got one of those extra-absorbent paper towels handy?
Mr. Hand: Oh Mr. Spicoli, liberals always fail in disaster management.
Clinton Cookbook Profits to Help Katrina Victims
Little Rock, Arkansas - Bubba and MrsSatan announced today that profits from their "Clinton C(r)ook Book" will be donated to families affected by hurricane Katrina. "The 'r' after the 'C' in the title was my idea," chuckled the former President who received a swift elbow to the kidneys from his wife, MrsSatan.
The meals are some of the favorites of both Clintons, and include:
Intern Surprise, Bananas Vince Foster, Most Ethical Administration Ever Caesar Salad, Pardon Me Mashed Potatoes, Buddhist Temple Cabbage Rolls, Waco Hot Tamales, Return To Sender Cuban Sandwich, Vast Right Chicken Hotwing Conspiracy, and their succulent dessert Terrormisu
©2005 S.T. Miller for mrssatan.blogspot.com
Thursday, September 08, 2005
The Katrina Blame Game
It didn't take long for the Cause Celeb Crowd to finger point at Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rice- you know, the whole Wu-Tang DClan. However, the same point the finger crowd ignore Gov. Kathleen Babineaux Blanco told the White House it would have to wait for her decision on its proposal. Then she told them her answer was no.
Oh. I see. And somehow the results of a natural disaster are blamed on Bush? Oh, I see - I believe that's called (misdirected) Transference. No, actually it's how the Left works. Here's more from Governor Blanco:
After huddling with her advisers late into the night Friday and again Saturday morning, she rejected a White House proposal to consolidate the National Guard and active duty troops in the Hurricane Katrina disaster zone under a single commander appointed by the Bush administration.
"If I had seen a greater purpose, if I had felt it would make an immediate difference, it would have been a no brainer, but by Friday, we had everything in control," she said in an interview in a trailer behind the state's emergency operations center.
And, so, Blanco, 62, a former schoolteacher, homemaker and football coach's wife -- as unlikely a governor as any -- defied a request from the president of the United States.
The MSM fails to report that The Army Corps planned to upgrade the levees but up until prior to 1997 was blocked time and time again by enviro-litigationists. Further:
The lawsuit stated, "“Bottomland hardwood forests must be protected and restored if the Louisiana black bear is to survive as a species, and if we are to ensure continued support for source population of all birds breeding in the lower Mississippi River valley." In addition to the Sierra Club, other parties to the suit were the group American Rivers, the Mississippi River Basin Alliance, and the Louisiana, Arkansas and Mississippi Wildlife Federations.
The lawsuit was settled in 1997 with the Corps agreeing to hold off on some work while doing an additional two-year environmental impact study. Whether this delay directly affected the levees that broke in New Orleans is difficult to ascertain.
But it is just one illustration of a destructive river-management philosophy that took hold in the '90s, influenced the Clinton administration, and had serious policy consequences.
The current system in New Orleans was designed decades ago and has been shaped over time by past storms.
Upgrading the system would take as long as 20 to 25 years, according to Al Naomi, the Corps' senior project manager for the New Orleans District.
Mayor Ray Nagin and Governor Blanco can take the largest slice of the Blame Pie.
Instead of focusing time and effort into actually helping those in need, the Monday Morning Hurricane QB's have chosen to play the blame game and spew blatant propaganda which they think will help them politically.
Again, a situation or circumstance - this time a natural disaster - and can the Left offer one, single, solitary proactive suggestion that contributes anything to the compassion and aide to those who need it? No, they can only criticize because that's all they know how to do. It's how children, very young, immature and spoiled children, behave. None of us expected anything different from them, did we?
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
The U.N. - Jason vs Freddie XVII
Here's another secret, but don't tell anyone.
And...and...Kojo drives a nice car too and it's not....shhhhssssshhh!.......it's not a hybrid!
And here's another secret that...that nobody ever, in their wildest dreams, could have imagined would happen. The U.N. was so flush with money they didn't know what to do with all of it .
[The oil for food investigation] found that the organisation was ill-equipped to handle the $64bn scheme and criticised the role played by UN Secretary General Kofi Annan.
It also said the scheme provided health care and food for millions of Iraqis.
Even the Washington Pork Roast wrote about it!
The U.N. Corrupt? Really? Really? Really?
Gilligan Gone; RIP
Wow... just ... wow....
Little Chocolate Bar of Horrors!
"Mad I tell you, that's what they'll say! Mad! That I was Mad for inventing the Exploding Cocoa Bar! Mad! Mad! Bwa-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!"
German saboteurs came up with several cunning plans to cause mayhem during the Second World War - including bars of exploding chocolate.
The "slab of chocolate" hand grenade is illustrated in the documents released to the National Archives in Kew, west London, together with an explanation of how it would blow up seconds after the unwitting Brit snapped off a piece.
"The bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate," the note says.
MrsSatan Knows What's Best
MrsSatan: "I will Rule You!"
Monday, September 05, 2005
* Foreign help and donations are helping, and it is appreciated.
* Indonesian Airliner Down.
* Remembering Rehnquist.
"The chief was a lawyer's lawyer. He taught and inspired me, and all of his clerks, to read carefully, to write clearly, and to think hard. He will, quite appropriately, be remembered as one of the few great chief justices."
* Kazaa hit by Australian legal ruling.
* When Ball Peen Hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have Ball Peen Hammers.
Caution: Ball Peen Hammer
* Look, in the sky, it's...it's...SuperAspirin!
SuperAspirin from a 1973 file photo.
* PGA's Deutsche Bank Championship Five Way Tie, as of 1:50PM CST.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
I watched a lot of hurricane Katrina coverage and can only add that to those who criticize what they misperceive as a slow response by the Bush Administration don't fully grasp the enormity, magnitude and severity of Katrina.
While traveling between Friday and today I had plenty of time to listen to the truck radio. On Public Radio, of all places, one program had a review of the weather and warnings of how quickly Katrina was downgraded, and then how it intensified in a short amount of time. And that it unexpectedly - from previous tracking - went eastward.
The Salvation Army is accepting donations for hurricane victims. Other relief organizations are located HERE as well.
And by no means last, the The MDA Telethon kicks off tonight going into Monday, Labor Day.
If you're traveling over the holiday, travel safely.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Castrati Boi Is (Was?) Sick - "Oh, Dat's So Sad!"
Well, Old Coot, have you written out your check and made a healthy donation to an agency helping out with the victims of the hurricane? Has Ewww-2's "Mr. Africa" Bono put his money where his mouth is? What about the craggily faced actor previously known as Robert Redford? Can anyone tell me if The Fat Bastard has made a healthy donation yet? Has Mister Journalism George Clooney put the mirror down long enough to slap down a nice chunk of cash to the hurricane victims? Has Mr. Neocon, the man with the face like a metropolitan road map, Mick "Geriatric" Jagger pitched in for the hurricane victims? Did the check from Saudi Arabia (remember the "We're Saudi Arabia, and we're your [The U.S.] friends" commercials post 9-11) arrived?
And on a final note, I wondered who it was guest hosting the Castrati Show while he was out with apparently the flu. I looked her up, her name is Laura Flanders. (Ned vociferously denies any relation!) Man, the woman talks and sounds like she's got a humongous Hot Karl (if you don't know, look it up) in her mouth.
The Politicalization of Katrina
Fat Eddy also said women were being raped in the evacuated areas hit hardest by Katrina. Sorry Fat Eddy, but searches on Google, AOLsearch and Wanadoo resulted in nothing, NADA, no hits, NOTHING. Nothing, the same sum as your legitimacy as someone who can speak the truth.
And of course the next issue the Left Wing Crime Families blame on Bush is the price of gas. Again, as I previously have written, I thought the Left wanted increases in gas prices so people drove less, thereby "saving the environment". You know, gas and oil are evil according to these shallow minded individuals. The refusal to sign onto the Kyoto Treaty by Bush was looked upon by the LPOS Crowd as heresy!
The LPOS Crowd wanted to save the world by higher gasoline prices, the Kyoto Treaty, eliminating SUV's (but not their precious limousines), and convert the internal combustion engine to run off everything from cooking oil, cooking fat, manure and Ted Danson's hairpiece.
Of course, objective individuals know that kowtowing judges who rule favorably to environmentalists who fight oil and gas exploration is a huge part of why the price of gasoline is increasing. Not to mention that the last refinery built in this country and put into operation was in 1976.
The last refinery built in the US was in Garyville, Louisiana, and it started up in 1976. Energy proposed building a refinery near Portsmouth, Virginia, in the late 1970s, environmental groups and local residents fought the plan -- and it took almost nine years of battles in court and before federal and state regulators before the company cancelled the project in 1984.
This doesn't take rocket science to grasp, understand or search for. It's quite easy, just go to Google and type in the search words of "last oil refinery built in U.S." But that would be too easy for the Liberals, wouldn't it? That wouldn't support their hyperbole and distortion of the truth.
And I can't omit all the fuel additives that the Insane Liberal Posse had lobbied for year after year after year. California and Minnesota have some of the most strict regulations for adding, oh hell, I don't even know any more --- ethanol, cow farts, Ted Danson's hairpiece --- with the percentage of these additives ever increasing.
Here's a piece by a raving Lib that had me doubled up in laughter so hard it hurt. Mr. Lindorff, what planet are you on, and can I have a hit of what you're smoking?
"The destruction of New Orleans--a catastrophe far worse than anything Osama Bin Laden could hope to wreak"....
"Then too, there is the gutting of the National Guard"...
"The best way to protect America and its people would be for the U.S. to become aggressively involved in combating the global warming that ensures that hurricanes like Katrina will become not the exception but the norm."
If our polluting the environment of the United States is the causation for Katrina, Mr. Lindorff, then what triggered the Asian Tsunami? I mean, that region is far less developed industrially as the U.S. Or are you saying "we" are also responsible for the Asian Tsunami?
A cursory history of world tsunami's is located HERE. Note that three of the most severe occurred well before the industrialized world: 1755 off the coast of Lisbon, Portugal; 1883's devastating tsunami caused by the explosion of Krakatoa; and 1896 off the Japanese port city of Sanriku.
Man and our industrialized world didn't contribute to Hurricane Katrina nor is there any "butterfly effect" by fossil fuel emissions and the environment . Natural Disasters happen! Make no mistake about what the Lefty Crime Families are doing by politicizing Katrina. They are grasping at straws because their domination over U.S. politics is eroding away faster than the coasts of Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama.
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