Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Hugo Chavez and Jesse Jackson: Birds of a Feather
The absurdity continues with the Rev meeting and commiserating with Il Duce Chavez. Doesn't this guy have a real job? Jackson, I mean. Il Duce Chavez has a job, being a dick taster. I mean, dictator. WTF is wrong with Jackson?
I'm sure Il Duce's complaint about Pat Robertson will go real, real far at the U.N. I mean, I think that's why John Bolton got the job, right? So he can tell dictators like Il Duce Chavez to 'F*ck Off.'
Note the Taipei Times photo, with Il Duce pointing his pointer finger, in what appears to be, Jackson's lapel. Yeah, there's no better way to convey diplomacy than sticking your index finger into someone. When someone does that to me, it usually results in me telling them 'Stick or point that index finger at me one more time and you'll be chewing the rest of your meals through a straw.'
Better yet, let Vice President Cheney handle Chavez in Mr. Cheney's subtle, suave, tactful and admirable style. Go Dick, Go! 'Sick' Cheney after this two-bit dictator.
I guess when you're a two-bit dictator, the Liberals are your oyster, and the Lib's are happy to be just that.
©2005
"Chavez also said Venezuela would "exercise its rights'' under the law in response to Robertson's remarks calling for his assassination. He has said his government could ask the United States to extradite Robertson."
I'm sure Il Duce's complaint about Pat Robertson will go real, real far at the U.N. I mean, I think that's why John Bolton got the job, right? So he can tell dictators like Il Duce Chavez to 'F*ck Off.'
Note the Taipei Times photo, with Il Duce pointing his pointer finger, in what appears to be, Jackson's lapel. Yeah, there's no better way to convey diplomacy than sticking your index finger into someone. When someone does that to me, it usually results in me telling them 'Stick or point that index finger at me one more time and you'll be chewing the rest of your meals through a straw.'
Better yet, let Vice President Cheney handle Chavez in Mr. Cheney's subtle, suave, tactful and admirable style. Go Dick, Go! 'Sick' Cheney after this two-bit dictator.
I guess when you're a two-bit dictator, the Liberals are your oyster, and the Lib's are happy to be just that.
©2005
Louis Jourdain: Co-conspirator or "naive"?
Yeah, I'm judging before the results are fully known...BUT...
©2005
The elder Jourdain has proclaimed his son's innocence, saying that he was naive and "green."
[Louis] Jourdain was arrested a week after the shootings. Federal authorities said hundreds of e-mails and instant messages between Jourdain and Weise allegedly show they conspired in a plot to attack the high school and other locations on the Red Lake reservation in northern Minnesota.
©2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
The Amazing Secret of Bees
A Must Read.
"Honeybees create a substance that kills HIV in lab tests. So what's killing the honeybees."
The Bushy Bushy Bushy Bush
Nope, I'm not talking about the president at all.
Hat Tip to Monkeys In My Pants.
Mucho Pubic Hair is the RAGE in South Korea for women.
It's just the opposite for This Guy. I think he has pubes transplanted to his head for that Clairol Look! The question is, does the senator use shampoo on his head, or douche?
©2005
Hat Tip to Monkeys In My Pants.
Mucho Pubic Hair is the RAGE in South Korea for women.
Transplanted pubic hair is the latest trend in South Korea, where it is regarded as a sign of fertility.
Surgeon Afschin Fatemi, from Unna in Germany, said: "In the West, women try to reduce their genital hair as much as possible, but in Korea the trend is for forestation."
It's just the opposite for This Guy. I think he has pubes transplanted to his head for that Clairol Look! The question is, does the senator use shampoo on his head, or douche?
©2005
Please Stop Toasting Your Doggy!
I love dogs, and some cats. This is for the dog owners. Please stop taking your dog jogging with you even though it is 6 or 7PM at night. It still is too hot for them if the temperature is in the mid-70's.
Don't believe me? Then don't wear your little jogging shorts and mini-T's and instead, put on a nice, thick, heavy jacket and two pairs of jogging pants. See how long it takes for you to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth like The Fat Bastard eyeing a pie.
Leave the dog at home with the AC on, and a nice, chilled gimlet. Okay, booze is not good for dogs, the gimlet is a joke.
But don't take your dog jogging with you. It's inhumane. They will thank you for it.
©2005
Don't believe me? Then don't wear your little jogging shorts and mini-T's and instead, put on a nice, thick, heavy jacket and two pairs of jogging pants. See how long it takes for you to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth like The Fat Bastard eyeing a pie.
Leave the dog at home with the AC on, and a nice, chilled gimlet. Okay, booze is not good for dogs, the gimlet is a joke.
But don't take your dog jogging with you. It's inhumane. They will thank you for it.
©2005
Monday, August 29, 2005
Two Funny Quickies
1) Boxer Tyson attempts to eat a child?!?
2) Prof. Hawking on Hurricane Katrina.
If you are not visiting the above two blogs on a regular basis, you are missing out on some of the funniest stuff on blogs...well, next to MY BLOG that is...(AHEM......); just kidding guys.
2) Prof. Hawking on Hurricane Katrina.
If you are not visiting the above two blogs on a regular basis, you are missing out on some of the funniest stuff on blogs...well, next to MY BLOG that is...(AHEM......); just kidding guys.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Elections, Hugo Chavez, and Stupid, Stupid Liberals
Once again last week, when I think I may lack something to write about, I just flip the radio dial to the local Liberal Air(head) America station, and tune in Castrati Boi Mikey Mawwoy (that's Malloy, for those of you who wonder to whom I refer). He was talking with his program producer and wife, Kathy. (Hmmmm, I wonder what the age difference is between those two - the Old Coot Castrati Boi and Kathy - 10-15, maybe 20 years - but I digress). I can guess that she is the producer because either no one else could stand to be in the same studio with this Anti-Semitic Dumb Ass, or that others have tried and have been fired. Again, I digress.
They got to discussing the Hugo Chavez elections, and both noted how Chavez had won more elections than "W", and that Chavez's elections were more "legitimate". Again, the not-too-terribly-intelligent Castrati Boi was talking (as usual) out of his butt.
Had Chavez been a Republican candidate running in the United States, surely (Shirley for the Old Coot) the likes of Castrati Boi and his Leftist Ilk Crime Family would have done what the Left did in 2000 in Florida and 2004 in Ohio; they would have challenged the election results. But no, the Lefty's love a Dictator.
Let's take a look at the Chavez elections:
According to BBC News:
According to Front Page Magazine Jim-mah gives credibility to electing dictators, supporting them and not questioning those elections:
Now, let us not forget Chavez and his attempted Coup in 1992:
The final paragraph in the WSW article notes:
The Chavez Government continues to repress the opposition. I guess repression is a Left Fringe Crime Family Value.
Further, according to the VCRISIS (Venezuelan News and Analysis):
Mort Zuckerman, a ... Democrat (!!!) also writes of his concern over the Chavez election as well as the ERRORS in Jim-mah Kah-ter's ACCOUNTABILITY of the election:
Kathy (Mrs. Castrati), I feel sorry for you. Life must suck being married to a deranged, anti-Semitic, Dumb Ass who never gets his facts correct. Wait, I take that back; he could get his facts right, but that would subvert his Liberal Agenda, wouldn't it? Truth Seeker he is not.
©2005
They got to discussing the Hugo Chavez elections, and both noted how Chavez had won more elections than "W", and that Chavez's elections were more "legitimate". Again, the not-too-terribly-intelligent Castrati Boi was talking (as usual) out of his butt.
Had Chavez been a Republican candidate running in the United States, surely (Shirley for the Old Coot) the likes of Castrati Boi and his Leftist Ilk Crime Family would have done what the Left did in 2000 in Florida and 2004 in Ohio; they would have challenged the election results. But no, the Lefty's love a Dictator.
Let's take a look at the Chavez elections:
According to BBC News:
"Officials from the National Electoral Council said that, with 94% of ballots counted, Mr Chavez had 58% of the vote.
Opponents rejected the outcome as a fraud, insisting they had won.
But former US President Jimmy Carter endorsed the results, saying they tallied with the findings of his referendum monitoring team."
"A spokesman for the Democratic Co-ordinator opposition coalition, Henry Ramos Allup, said fraud and "gross manipulation" had taken place.
"We categorically reject the results," he said."
According to Front Page Magazine Jim-mah gives credibility to electing dictators, supporting them and not questioning those elections:
"...his expertise comes from giving credibility to terrorists and tyrants, like Yasser Arafat and Hugo Chavez."
Now, let us not forget Chavez and his attempted Coup in 1992:
"The presidential election victory in Venezuela of Hugo Chavez, a former Lieutenant Colonel who led an abortive coup nearly seven years ago, has provoked relatively little consternation from foreign multinationals and the country's ruling class.
Chavez, who campaigned as the champion of the poor and the scourge of the "oligarchy," settled in rapidly to the role of a responsible statesman, determined to uphold the integrity of Venezuela's constitutional order and the soundness of capitalist investment."
"Washington also congratulated Chavez on his "impressive electoral victory." Having denied him a visa only a few years ago because of his role in the 1992 coup attempt, a White House spokesman expressed confidence in his dedication to the Venezuelan constitution and free market policies, and sent Chavez assurances that a visa would now be granted."
The final paragraph in the WSW article notes:
"The collapse of Venezuela's two-party system and the coming to power of Chavez, like the crisis sweeping Chile with the detention in London of ex-dictator Augusto Pinochet, are indications of a profound revolutionary crisis that is taking shape once again on the Latin American continent."
The Chavez Government continues to repress the opposition. I guess repression is a Left Fringe Crime Family Value.
Further, according to the VCRISIS (Venezuelan News and Analysis):
2004 September 07 - Two Venezuelan academics claim to have found statistical evidence of fraud in last month's referendum on President Hugo Chavez, fueling the opposition's claims of a rigged vote and raising the possibility that despite Mr. Chavez's victory, the country's tense standoff will continue.
The claims were made Sunday by Ricardo Hausmann, a professor at Harvard University's John F. Kennedy School of Government and former chief economist at the Inter-American Development Bank, and Roberto Rigobon, a professor of applied economics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Sloan School of Management. [Surely the Left can't say that the Harvard U JFK School of Government is an arm of the Conservative School of Thought, can they? -DD]
The pair issued a report that tried to measure the possibility that the vote was clean using two separate analyses of the official results. In both cases, they said, the chances of a clean vote were less than one in 100.
Members of a civic group called Sumate that organized the referendum, which Mr. Chavez won by a 59% to 41% margin, seized on the study to suggest Mr. Chavez had won by tampering with the electronic-voting machines used in the contest. "We don't think the truth about the referendum has been revealed yet," Alejandro Plaz, a spokesman for Sumate, told reporters in presenting Mr. Hausmann's study Sunday. Sumate requested help from the academics in analyzing the referendum data but didn't pay for the study.
Mr. Chavez's government reacted with disbelief to the claims, saying the opposition's previous claims of fraud had so far proved incorrect. Vice President Jose Vicente Rangel said members of the Atlanta-based Carter Center and the Organization of American States had already validated the result. "No one believes in their theories anymore because three weeks have gone by and they haven't been able to prove anything," Mr. Rangel said.
Members of the Carter Center and the OAS were unreachable for comment yesterday.Mort Zuckerman, a ... Democrat (!!!) also writes of his concern over the Chavez election as well as the ERRORS in Jim-mah Kah-ter's ACCOUNTABILITY of the election:
According to Zuckerman:
* Carter's people counted votes at fewer than 1 percent of the polling stations, which, instead of being selected at random, as originally anticipated, were selected by Venezuelan officials.
Even then, only 76 of the previously agreed 192 ballot boxes were counted, with either opposition witnesses or international observers present at only 26 out of the 76 boxes reviewed.
* The Chavez-controlled National Electoral Council (CNE) forbade access to the tallying centers, not only to Carter's people but also to representatives of the opposition, and even to the two members of the CNE who opposed Chavez.
* Two professors from Harvard and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology issued a report concluding that there was at least a 99 percent chance the election was a fraud. The audited sample (Carter's) was simply not a random sample, the professors concluded.
Various independent exit polls showed that Chavez had lost the vote by 59 percent to 41 percent, instead of Chavez's contention that he had won by that margin.
"Jimmy Carter, in effect, provided a seal of approval for a left-wing demagogue intent on destroying democracy in Venezuela even as he seeks to extend his ideology to other parts of Latin America," Zuckerman charged. "Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was correct when she pointed out that Chavez is a danger not just to Venezuela but to much of Latin America. Very soon, we must translate those wise words into an effective policy."
Kathy (Mrs. Castrati), I feel sorry for you. Life must suck being married to a deranged, anti-Semitic, Dumb Ass who never gets his facts correct. Wait, I take that back; he could get his facts right, but that would subvert his Liberal Agenda, wouldn't it? Truth Seeker he is not.
©2005
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Memo To President Bush
Go out and meet with your SUPPORTERS that are in Crawford! Tweak the Looney Lefties even more! Go Meet With Your SUPPORTERS! Yeah, just do it!
The Fat Bastard: "The Fat Man" (Song)
The Fat Man
Sung to the Tune of "Taxman"
(With apologies to the late genius George Harrison, "Taxman", and The Beatles)
"Give me your food, I'm so hun-gar-reee!
It's Bush and Cheney's fault for my Obesity;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'm very rich so it's Fat Farm Rehab,
So I can shed tons of Excess Flab;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
My docu's don't even approach the Truth,
Help me squeeze into this diner booth,
Slide me in by greasing my hips -
Keep the food coming or you'll get no tips.
Fat Man! Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'll try to get thin however I can,
(Fat Man - won't eat celery)
Perhaps Liposuction just like Roseanne,
(Fat Man - I'm for Hillary)
Cause I'm the Fat Man, Yeah I'm the Fat Man.
I Waddle like two tons of Sh*t
Lack of calories means I have a Hissy Fit
Cause I'm the Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'm famished still, I want another meal,
The calories I'll pretend aren't real;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
And I'll never die due to complications from
Bulimia or Anorexia...."
©2005
Brock Peters, RIP
Film star Brock Peters passed on earlier this week. Rest In Peace, Mr. Peters.
Best known and most recognized, perhaps, as the character Tom Robinson in "To Kill A Mockingbird" (1962), he brought a presence and aura to each role that escaped other actors.
He will also be fondly remembered by Star Trek fans for his performances in "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home", "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered County", and many episodes of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine".
He married in 1961, and his marriage lasted until the death of his wife in 1989. And that's something that is very rare in Hollywood.
Brock Peters
Best known and most recognized, perhaps, as the character Tom Robinson in "To Kill A Mockingbird" (1962), he brought a presence and aura to each role that escaped other actors.
He will also be fondly remembered by Star Trek fans for his performances in "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home", "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered County", and many episodes of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine".
He married in 1961, and his marriage lasted until the death of his wife in 1989. And that's something that is very rare in Hollywood.
Brock Peters
Friday, August 26, 2005
Cindy Sheehan: Shill For The Left
A shill is an associate of a person selling a good or service, who pretends no association and assumes the air of an enthusiastic customer. The intention of the shill is, using crowd psychology, to encourage other potential customers, unaware of the set-up, to purchase said good or service. And: Usually, shills are employed by confidence artists.
Actually, Ms. Sheehan is a whore for the Left.
Who are her pimps? There are many.
Michele Mulkey of Fenton Communications, Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry's, Moveon.Org, and Code Pink are but a few.
Even Super-uber, ultra-Liberal Susan Estrich knows an Anti-Semite when she hears one. I will give Ms. Estrich credit for that.
Of course, The Fat Bastard, if he were not paying the outrageous sum of $3,800 per week to learn to 'Eat Less, Exercise More', would be at her side. (More on The Fat Bastard below).
The Castrati Boi is a staunch Sheehan supporter. That shouldn't be a surprise to anyone since he gravitates directly to Anti-Semitism.
Here's information you won't hear from the MSM and their one-sided, pro-Sheehan reporting. Read the comments, not the top story.
So the Left will use Ms. Sheehan to further their anti-Bush and anti-Republican cause(s), and in two or three or five years, people will say "Cindy Who", just as they say today "Lila Who?". Yes, Fat Bastard, when was the last time you interacted with Ms. Lipscomb, other than when you used her as a shill -- when you pimped her out for your own fictitious political agenda.
Shills, Whores, and Pimps. This, my friends, is the Liberal Party.
©2005
Actually, Ms. Sheehan is a whore for the Left.
Who are her pimps? There are many.
Michele Mulkey of Fenton Communications, Ben Cohen of Ben & Jerry's, Moveon.Org, and Code Pink are but a few.
Karen Meredith, Gold Star mother: "Sometimes things don't feel quite right to me. They don't feel wrong, but maybe that's how they do it in the marketing business."
ABC7's Mark Matthews: "You feel you're part of a marketing business?"
Karen Meredith: "Possibly. Yeah I think so."
Even Super-uber, ultra-Liberal Susan Estrich knows an Anti-Semite when she hears one. I will give Ms. Estrich credit for that.
Of course, The Fat Bastard, if he were not paying the outrageous sum of $3,800 per week to learn to 'Eat Less, Exercise More', would be at her side. (More on The Fat Bastard below).
The Castrati Boi is a staunch Sheehan supporter. That shouldn't be a surprise to anyone since he gravitates directly to Anti-Semitism.
Here's information you won't hear from the MSM and their one-sided, pro-Sheehan reporting. Read the comments, not the top story.
So the Left will use Ms. Sheehan to further their anti-Bush and anti-Republican cause(s), and in two or three or five years, people will say "Cindy Who", just as they say today "Lila Who?". Yes, Fat Bastard, when was the last time you interacted with Ms. Lipscomb, other than when you used her as a shill -- when you pimped her out for your own fictitious political agenda.
Shills, Whores, and Pimps. This, my friends, is the Liberal Party.
©2005
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse, Sheehan
The Fat Bastard Pays for Common Sense
Hmmmmm, Fat Bastard is shelling out $3,800 per week! PER WEEK! to the learn simple, non-gluttonous, common sense of "Eat Less, Exercise More". Well ain't that just fine.
I guess when you bilk the public out of their hard earned cash for as many years as The Fat Bastard has done, with his skewed, filtered, and fictional "documentaries", you can pay people to help you do what most people simply know.
The minimum wage is $5.15 per hour. That's $206 per week, based upon a 40-hour work week. That's $824 per month (or for four weeks).
Now really, who but the Fat Bastard can afford to spend that kind of dough? And he's doing it with the money the public paid for the price of movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets are paying for the Fat Bastard to stay ever-so comfortable at a FAT FARM! How much more pathetic can a person get.
Hey, Fat Bastard, if you really are a "champion" of the little guy, as you pretend, will you be donating the same amount you're spending at the FAT FARM to a non-political charity?
Labor Day is coming up. The MDA Telethon will be asking for our donations to research and, one day, hopefully cure MDA.
HEY FAT BASTARD will you put your money where your FOOD USED TO GO and donate the equivalent to MDA as you're shelling out at the FAT FARM...you FAT, FAT BASTARD?
©2005
I guess when you bilk the public out of their hard earned cash for as many years as The Fat Bastard has done, with his skewed, filtered, and fictional "documentaries", you can pay people to help you do what most people simply know.
Moore joins fat farm in Florida
Fahrenheit 9/11 creator Michael Moore is seeking to trim the fat, reports The New York Post.
The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, also known as the ``fat farm for the rich.''
Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education.'' [AKA, WHAT MOST OF US LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS: DIET AND EXERCISE TO US "UNWASHED". - DD]
The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll ''learn a new approach to eating,'' ''never have to diet again'' and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks.
The facility also has "cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, Botox injections and Restylane."
The minimum wage is $5.15 per hour. That's $206 per week, based upon a 40-hour work week. That's $824 per month (or for four weeks).
Now really, who but the Fat Bastard can afford to spend that kind of dough? And he's doing it with the money the public paid for the price of movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets are paying for the Fat Bastard to stay ever-so comfortable at a FAT FARM! How much more pathetic can a person get.
Hey, Fat Bastard, if you really are a "champion" of the little guy, as you pretend, will you be donating the same amount you're spending at the FAT FARM to a non-political charity?
Labor Day is coming up. The MDA Telethon will be asking for our donations to research and, one day, hopefully cure MDA.
HEY FAT BASTARD will you put your money where your FOOD USED TO GO and donate the equivalent to MDA as you're shelling out at the FAT FARM...you FAT, FAT BASTARD?
©2005
HEY FAT BASTARD - Continued
HEY - FAT BASTARD!
Since I'm in-shape, trim, and in good health, I thought I'd make you salivate:
Prime Rib...Mmmmmm, delicious! I had a couple slices of seven layer chocolate cheesecake the other day...Drool.......Yum! And Godiva Chocolates....Wonderful. Foie Gras....bet you miss it, don't you, FAT BASTARD. Surf n turf...the food at Cannes...the food in L.A., the fine eateries in Manhattan. Chicago Pizza! Mmmmmmmm.....so luscious, so Yummy, SO NO LONGER ON 'WHAT THE FAT BASTARD CAN EAT' PAGE!
Just think - ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THEM AGAIN! Yeah, the FAT CAMP may teach you that you can eat SMALLER PORTIONS of your favorite foods, but we all know you won't be able to do that. You'll lack the WILLPOWER to only have one portion. You'll want to STUFF THAT FAT BASTARD FACE OF YOURS - right?
Moore Watch is HERE folks. I'm not the only one who loathes the FAT BASTARD!
Thanks to MooreWatch is the LINK TO THE PRITIKIN SITE.
The FAT BASTARD could've gone double occupancy for $2,900 per Week, but no -- but no -- the FAT BASTARD went for single occupancy for the $3,800 per Week. And after all, why should anyone have to suffer with the FAT BASTARD as their roomie?
Anyone on the "inside" of Pritikin Fat Farm want to dish me the info on the FAT BASTARD? I GUARANTEE TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANONYMITY.
Mmmmmm, chocolate layer cake! Truffles! Ice cream! What's your sweet tooth FAT BASTARD - huh? Mmmmmm - guess what, you won't be able to eat it ANY MORE! EVER!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
©2005
Since I'm in-shape, trim, and in good health, I thought I'd make you salivate:
Prime Rib...Mmmmmm, delicious! I had a couple slices of seven layer chocolate cheesecake the other day...Drool.......Yum! And Godiva Chocolates....Wonderful. Foie Gras....bet you miss it, don't you, FAT BASTARD. Surf n turf...the food at Cannes...the food in L.A., the fine eateries in Manhattan. Chicago Pizza! Mmmmmmmm.....so luscious, so Yummy, SO NO LONGER ON 'WHAT THE FAT BASTARD CAN EAT' PAGE!
Just think - ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THEM AGAIN! Yeah, the FAT CAMP may teach you that you can eat SMALLER PORTIONS of your favorite foods, but we all know you won't be able to do that. You'll lack the WILLPOWER to only have one portion. You'll want to STUFF THAT FAT BASTARD FACE OF YOURS - right?
Moore Watch is HERE folks. I'm not the only one who loathes the FAT BASTARD!
Thanks to MooreWatch is the LINK TO THE PRITIKIN SITE.
The FAT BASTARD could've gone double occupancy for $2,900 per Week, but no -- but no -- the FAT BASTARD went for single occupancy for the $3,800 per Week. And after all, why should anyone have to suffer with the FAT BASTARD as their roomie?
Anyone on the "inside" of Pritikin Fat Farm want to dish me the info on the FAT BASTARD? I GUARANTEE TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANONYMITY.
Mmmmmm, chocolate layer cake! Truffles! Ice cream! What's your sweet tooth FAT BASTARD - huh? Mmmmmm - guess what, you won't be able to eat it ANY MORE! EVER!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
©2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Pat Robertson: A "So What" Moment
Well, those good, "truth-seeking" Religious Liberals can't stop talking about what Pat Robertson said regarding Hugo Chavez. Really...SO WHAT? Fat Eddy Schultz and Castrati Boy Mikey Mawwoy were apoplectic over it. You'd think they never ever heard "Kill Bush", or "Stone Henry Hyde and his family to death".
Well, they did hear those terms, they just never bothered to rant about it because they would be criticizing their own. Fat Eddy, apparently suffering the effects of what sounded to me like a hangover, sputtered out, among gasps, his incredulity over the Robertson remark. Fat Eddy went on to say how we should pacify Venezuela for their...for their...OIL! For their OIL! Excuse me, but I thought the Left was against Big Oil...you know - Bush, Cheney, Halliburton. Once again the pot calls the kettle black.
A Tale of Two Talk Show Hosts: Quite interesting on two very different programs yesterday. Michael Savage asked the question on his show, "was there more blood shed because we (the U.S.) entered into a war too early or too late." Any reasonable person knows the answer is "too late". Castrati Boy, as usual, condemned Pat Robertson to hell, called "Christianity a gutter religion", and basically compared Chavez to a benevolent dictator. Well, what do you expect from someone who rants anti-Semitic rhetoric ("Kathy, what night last week did we have 'The Jew' on [the program]."), and champions the Palestinian cause over and above the plight of the Jews in Gaza? Why hasn't the ADL gone after this gutless bastard?
Another great "eat their own momemt" from the Castrati Boy is how fast the Left cannibalizes their own. For instance, his rant on Joe Andrew, former DNC Chairman and his new job with Diebold. Castrati Boy, I believe, called Andrew a traitor and a "pig", of course, everyone is a "pig" to the Castrati Boy. He's likely called his wife and children a "pig" when they didn't goose-step along side with him. And here's a kicker, the dumbass Castrati didn't even know who Andrew was until a listener sent him an e-mail! Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, this Castrati Boy.
Also, per the Widdle Castrati Girl, Fox News is "all whores" - even his Liberal buddy Alan Combs. Well Castrati Girl, it would take one to know one, as well as project your own whore-ism onto others. No, no, no - it's everyone at Air(head) America that are whores. Tell us, Castrati Girl, were you not on the board of directors for Air(head) America or its parent company? WHAT DID YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT regarding the embezzlement of money from the Gloria Wise Foundation? What did you know and when did you know it with regard to all the other Bad Debt incurred by AA or its parent company? Why hasn't this money, to date, been paid back? Aha - the DEADBEAT CHANNEL, Air(head) America. Yeah, the DEADBEAT CHANNEL: Run by DEADBEATS, FOR DEADBEATS, WITH DEADBEATS FOR ON-AIR PERSONALITIES.
So if I understand the rationale of the Left correctly, is goes something like this: Hitler bad, Augusto Pinochet bad, Pope Benedict bad and a Nazi, Bush bad. Castro good, Saddam Hussein good, Chavez good. Liberal Party Members good; bad should they defect. Lies under Bush, bad; lies under Clinton, irrelevant. All people who disagree with the Left, bad and "pigs". Hmmm, sounds like the old Politburo Mentality. What good company for them.
Mr. Robertson, you have nothing for which to apologize. If what you said was said by someone on the Left, and said it about one of their targets, that person would be getting praise and kudos for having the "guts to speak their mind" or "not being afraid to say what everyone else is thinking."
The anti-Christ Left is fit to be tied, and it's humorous listening to them. And it shows - oh Lordy how it shows. And "Hell waits for Mikey Mawwoy...oh how it waits for him."
©2005
Well, they did hear those terms, they just never bothered to rant about it because they would be criticizing their own. Fat Eddy, apparently suffering the effects of what sounded to me like a hangover, sputtered out, among gasps, his incredulity over the Robertson remark. Fat Eddy went on to say how we should pacify Venezuela for their...for their...OIL! For their OIL! Excuse me, but I thought the Left was against Big Oil...you know - Bush, Cheney, Halliburton. Once again the pot calls the kettle black.
A Tale of Two Talk Show Hosts: Quite interesting on two very different programs yesterday. Michael Savage asked the question on his show, "was there more blood shed because we (the U.S.) entered into a war too early or too late." Any reasonable person knows the answer is "too late". Castrati Boy, as usual, condemned Pat Robertson to hell, called "Christianity a gutter religion", and basically compared Chavez to a benevolent dictator. Well, what do you expect from someone who rants anti-Semitic rhetoric ("Kathy, what night last week did we have 'The Jew' on [the program]."), and champions the Palestinian cause over and above the plight of the Jews in Gaza? Why hasn't the ADL gone after this gutless bastard?
Another great "eat their own momemt" from the Castrati Boy is how fast the Left cannibalizes their own. For instance, his rant on Joe Andrew, former DNC Chairman and his new job with Diebold. Castrati Boy, I believe, called Andrew a traitor and a "pig", of course, everyone is a "pig" to the Castrati Boy. He's likely called his wife and children a "pig" when they didn't goose-step along side with him. And here's a kicker, the dumbass Castrati didn't even know who Andrew was until a listener sent him an e-mail! Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, this Castrati Boy.
Also, per the Widdle Castrati Girl, Fox News is "all whores" - even his Liberal buddy Alan Combs. Well Castrati Girl, it would take one to know one, as well as project your own whore-ism onto others. No, no, no - it's everyone at Air(head) America that are whores. Tell us, Castrati Girl, were you not on the board of directors for Air(head) America or its parent company? WHAT DID YOU KNOW AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW IT regarding the embezzlement of money from the Gloria Wise Foundation? What did you know and when did you know it with regard to all the other Bad Debt incurred by AA or its parent company? Why hasn't this money, to date, been paid back? Aha - the DEADBEAT CHANNEL, Air(head) America. Yeah, the DEADBEAT CHANNEL: Run by DEADBEATS, FOR DEADBEATS, WITH DEADBEATS FOR ON-AIR PERSONALITIES.
So if I understand the rationale of the Left correctly, is goes something like this: Hitler bad, Augusto Pinochet bad, Pope Benedict bad and a Nazi, Bush bad. Castro good, Saddam Hussein good, Chavez good. Liberal Party Members good; bad should they defect. Lies under Bush, bad; lies under Clinton, irrelevant. All people who disagree with the Left, bad and "pigs". Hmmm, sounds like the old Politburo Mentality. What good company for them.
Mr. Robertson, you have nothing for which to apologize. If what you said was said by someone on the Left, and said it about one of their targets, that person would be getting praise and kudos for having the "guts to speak their mind" or "not being afraid to say what everyone else is thinking."
The anti-Christ Left is fit to be tied, and it's humorous listening to them. And it shows - oh Lordy how it shows. And "Hell waits for Mikey Mawwoy...oh how it waits for him."
©2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Chubbsy Wubbsy - Lose Weight? Yeah. And the Earth is Flat and the Pope is Jewish!
Not only will I not believe it even if I see it, count on my blog to continue to roast this Fat Bastard over, and over, and over, and over again - until the end of time.
Even if he does get Thinner, I'll do what he does with his "documentaries", and simply avoid the facts.
Hat Tip to Subterranean Conduits.
Even if he does get Thinner, I'll do what he does with his "documentaries", and simply avoid the facts.
Hat Tip to Subterranean Conduits.
Born To Play a Zombie!
Holy Hanna! Is it just me, or should Tom Lantos be cast as the lead Zombie in the next Zombie movie that George A. Romero makes?
Maybe some costume maker will come up with the Tom Lantos mask in time for Halloween this year. Tell me that face wouldn't scare the crap out of you?
I will give Mr. Lantos credit for recognizing the corruption within the U.N.
Maybe some costume maker will come up with the Tom Lantos mask in time for Halloween this year. Tell me that face wouldn't scare the crap out of you?
I will give Mr. Lantos credit for recognizing the corruption within the U.N.
Asked about US policy on allowing new permanent members into the UN Security Council, he said that he expected India and Japan to become members, "once the UN has cleaned up its act with regard to corruption."
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Marketing Genius: Dolce & Gabbana
D&G is brilliantly executing their 'pubic pants', for no other reason than some of the Conservative Radio Talk Hosts (Neal Boortz for one, and others) can't stop talking about it. It reminds me of a Simpsons Halloween Episode where the Doughnut Lard Lad Boy (no, not Flabbius Maximus), and other Springfield advertisement icons came to life and wreaked destruction on the town. It was only after Paul Anka and Lisa Simpson sang the song "Just Don't Look" (in other words, pay no attention), and the icons will simply expire and die from lack of attention; and they did.
Same for D&G - if no one paid attention, the pants wouldn't be newsworthy or provocative.
I gotta give a nod to D&G, they know what they're doing in their marketing department.
If they really wanted to make their 'pubic pants' even more notorious, they'd have used This Guy as their pubic baring, bloated model. Of course, Two Dogs would banish me from his site, and I don't want that. So I won't Photo Shop the Fat Man wearing pubic pants. I'll leave it to your imagination. (Yuck! My eyes! They burn! They burn!)
For those of you (guys) who want to trim down under, Alice has the answer.
And it appears some guys are shaving down there in the strangest locales.
So, rest well, all ye pube shavers and fallen pubes. Wear your pube pants proudly.
©2005
Same for D&G - if no one paid attention, the pants wouldn't be newsworthy or provocative.
I gotta give a nod to D&G, they know what they're doing in their marketing department.
If they really wanted to make their 'pubic pants' even more notorious, they'd have used This Guy as their pubic baring, bloated model. Of course, Two Dogs would banish me from his site, and I don't want that. So I won't Photo Shop the Fat Man wearing pubic pants. I'll leave it to your imagination. (Yuck! My eyes! They burn! They burn!)
For those of you (guys) who want to trim down under, Alice has the answer.
And it appears some guys are shaving down there in the strangest locales.
So, rest well, all ye pube shavers and fallen pubes. Wear your pube pants proudly.
©2005
One Medium Ice Cream Cone...
"That'll be $1.75." A DOLLAR-SEVENTY FIVE for a medium sized fuggin' ice cream cone at Dairy Queen! The lady in line ahead of me, the other day, ordered a children size dipped cone, and I didn't fully hear her, but she remarked "A Dollar Thirty (something) for a CHILD'S CONE?" Holy Sheeeeet!
Yeah, be thankful our vehicles don't run on Dairy Queen cones.
Yeah, be thankful our vehicles don't run on Dairy Queen cones.
Monday, August 22, 2005
And Somehow R-E-S-P-E-C-T is Spelled B-I-L-L C-L-I-N-T-O-N?
The latest spin from the Lunatic Left is that President Bush doesn't have respect for women because he won't meet (Again!) with Cindy Sheehan. Nice try, but sorry Lefty's, it won't work. Listening to the Extreme Left Crime Family Talk Radio Talking Head's "Best Of Shows" over the weekend, their mantra is "Bush not respecting women". Expect this to continue.
You mean, he doesn't respect women, say - oh, I don't know - the way Bill Clinton respects women? Is this the type of respect you speak about? The Left was noticeably absent for eight years while Bubba completely and deliberately disrespected women. And not only for the Clinton Crime Family two terms. We all have heard of how Bubba treated women, not only as president, but also as both Attorney General, and later, Governor of Arkansas. Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broderick, Monica Lewinsky - to name a few. Let alone, the disrespect Bill Clinton has of women with regard to how he treated his own wife.
Or is This the type of respect you mean?
Or perhaps the LibbyToons are referring to the respect that Those good Catholic Boys, The Kennedy's, JFK and RFK, had for Marilyn Monroe. Is this the type of respect you despise? Please define for me Libs, which type of disrespect IS IT that you are accusing President Bush of having towards women? Or are you going to continue hitting your one-note anthem-Cindy Sheehan?
And no, I can't omit their Woman Respecting Brother, Fat Teddy, and his respect for Mary Jo Kopechne.
Now certainly there are those on the Right who've had their extramarital affairs, divorced and remarried, etc, etc. But nothing compared to the blatant disrespect that the Left has towards women.
Again, we see the Left PROJECTING their own failures and inadequacies onto others, with regard to disrespecting women. Disrespecting them directly as I've noted above. And indirectly, as Madeline Albright, Janet Reno and others, all who willingly carried his mantra of "I did not have extramarital sexual relations." Clinton lied to Albright, Reno and the others. They believed him, or pretended they did. Then they did their best to act surprised when the truth came out.
The silence from the National Organization of Women from 1992 to 2000 was eardrum crushingly loud. Maybe its a trade-off? Maybe NOW and similar organizations give their silent complicity in order to keep Abortion At All Costs? Or National Health Care?
As usual the Left can and does remain deafeningly silent when their own party members violate the rights of others. Only when they think it can be used against their political opposition do they vocalize their projection.
No surprise here by me or anyone else attune to how the Left operates. Just another issue they themselves are guilty of, and are either willingly silent when it comes to criticizing their own, or a willing partner of their own conspiracy.
So help me out here, Lunatic Left Crime Families. Please DEFINE and EXPLAIN which respect is it that you claim Bush doesn't have for women? Just because he won't meet with "Saint Sheehan"...FOR A SECOND TIME?
©2005
You mean, he doesn't respect women, say - oh, I don't know - the way Bill Clinton respects women? Is this the type of respect you speak about? The Left was noticeably absent for eight years while Bubba completely and deliberately disrespected women. And not only for the Clinton Crime Family two terms. We all have heard of how Bubba treated women, not only as president, but also as both Attorney General, and later, Governor of Arkansas. Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broderick, Monica Lewinsky - to name a few. Let alone, the disrespect Bill Clinton has of women with regard to how he treated his own wife.
Or is This the type of respect you mean?
Or perhaps the LibbyToons are referring to the respect that Those good Catholic Boys, The Kennedy's, JFK and RFK, had for Marilyn Monroe. Is this the type of respect you despise? Please define for me Libs, which type of disrespect IS IT that you are accusing President Bush of having towards women? Or are you going to continue hitting your one-note anthem-Cindy Sheehan?
And no, I can't omit their Woman Respecting Brother, Fat Teddy, and his respect for Mary Jo Kopechne.
"On August 13, based on a tip from a telephone company employee, The Manchester Union Leader reported that Senator Kennedy had charged 17 long distance telephone calls to his credit card during the hours he claimed to be "in shock" after the accident.
- One of the calls Kennedy made from the ferryhouse was to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents. The Senator, however, neglected to mention that he was the driver of the accident car when he called to report their daughter's death. Instead, they learned that information later from a wire service story.
- The Kopechnes found Kennedy's evasiveness and lack of candor baffling. "We didn't even know she was with Kennedy - that kind of upset us," Joe Kopechne said. "There we were, the last to know."
Now certainly there are those on the Right who've had their extramarital affairs, divorced and remarried, etc, etc. But nothing compared to the blatant disrespect that the Left has towards women.
Again, we see the Left PROJECTING their own failures and inadequacies onto others, with regard to disrespecting women. Disrespecting them directly as I've noted above. And indirectly, as Madeline Albright, Janet Reno and others, all who willingly carried his mantra of "I did not have extramarital sexual relations." Clinton lied to Albright, Reno and the others. They believed him, or pretended they did. Then they did their best to act surprised when the truth came out.
The silence from the National Organization of Women from 1992 to 2000 was eardrum crushingly loud. Maybe its a trade-off? Maybe NOW and similar organizations give their silent complicity in order to keep Abortion At All Costs? Or National Health Care?
As usual the Left can and does remain deafeningly silent when their own party members violate the rights of others. Only when they think it can be used against their political opposition do they vocalize their projection.
No surprise here by me or anyone else attune to how the Left operates. Just another issue they themselves are guilty of, and are either willingly silent when it comes to criticizing their own, or a willing partner of their own conspiracy.
So help me out here, Lunatic Left Crime Families. Please DEFINE and EXPLAIN which respect is it that you claim Bush doesn't have for women? Just because he won't meet with "Saint Sheehan"...FOR A SECOND TIME?
©2005
Added
A site that has guns and ammo AND Something like this? How can I not add it?
And This Site, too. "Navigating the sewers of the blogosphere" ... what a great line.
And Virginia Plates Honor a South Park character.
And This Site, too. "Navigating the sewers of the blogosphere" ... what a great line.
And Virginia Plates Honor a South Park character.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Putin: I'm Your Ice Cream Man...
...Stop Me when I'm Passin' By, See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.
Putin participates in military exercises, flies bomber, tips heavily for ice cream.
Putin participates in military exercises, flies bomber, tips heavily for ice cream.
The president tried to pay for the ice cream with a thousand-ruble note (which is a note of the largest value in Russia, it equals about $40), but the salesgirl said that she did not have so much change. "Will this do?" - the president asked and reached out a 500-ruble note. Putin did not wait for the answer, took the ice cream and returned in the car. "He did not even take the change," the salesgirl said.
Helios Crash Update
From the Cyprus Mail News, THIS update about the crash one week ago. Some strange things are emerging:
The German pilot, who called in a technical problem at 14,000 feet, appeared to be another mystery added to the mix. Described as a loner with few friends and a host of personal problems, his body appears to be still missing.
The mystery deepened when the plane entered the Athens Flight Information Region (FIR). Under the watchful eye of two Greek F16s, somehow the Helios plane moved out of autopilot where it had been circling over Athens airport for at least two or three rounds and headed off slightly to the north west before reportedly running out of fuel and crashing into a mountain.
If there was someone in the cockpit trying to veer the plane away from Athens, why didn't they use the radio to try and make contact?
Timeline box:
As released by the Greek government.
9am (0600 GMT) Helios Airlines Flight ZU522, a Boeing 737, with 115 passengers and six crew members on board takes off from Larnaca International Airport in Cyprus, heading for Athens, Greece, and then Prague, Czech Republic.
9.37am (0637 GMT) The plane enters Greek airspace and is identified by Greece's Civil Aviation Authority.
10.07am (0707 GMT) Control tower at Athens International Airport is unable to establish communication with the plane.
10.20am (0720 GMT) Air traffic controllers notify their counterparts at Larnaca who say the plane reported a problem with its air conditioning system before entering Greek airspace.
10.25am (0725 GMT) Greece's Civil Aviation Authority notifies Defence Ministry's national search and rescue centre.
10.30am (0730 GMT) The Greek Defence Ministry issues a Renegade alert, a standard aviation procedure when a plane fails to respond to the control tower.
10.55am (0755 GMT) Two F-16 fighter jets scramble to locate airliner.
11.20am (0820 GMT) Fighter jets make visual contact with the Cypriot jet over Aegean island of Kea, but are unable to communicate with pilots.
11.25am (0825 GMT) Fighter jets approach the plane and report that the co-pilot of the Cypriot plane appears unconscious in the cockpit, while the other pilot was absent. Oxygen masks also seem to have been activated in the plane.
12.05pm (0905 GMT) Airliner crashes near coastal town of Grammatiko, about 40 kilometres north of Athens.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Little Nicky Gone: The Ends Justify The Means, By All Accounts!
For those of you who have never heard this man speak, or read his idle writings, consider yourselves blessed individuals. No other human can drone on and on and on without saying anything, or making a point, better than Komrade Koleman.
A Looney Left Wing Nut, and a Monkey's Monkey if ever there was one!
GFR (Good F*cking Riddance), Nick, GFR!
A Looney Left Wing Nut, and a Monkey's Monkey if ever there was one!
GFR (Good F*cking Riddance), Nick, GFR!
Computin' Time
Check This Out at The Owner's Manual! Wow, what a great advertisement to have saved!
"2 MB RAM with 16 MB Capacity!" More than you'll ever need. "Monitor and Mouse not included!" Ha-Rumph!
All for the low, low, spectacular price of $8,499!
"...Or you can trade it for what's behind Door Number Two."
"2 MB RAM with 16 MB Capacity!" More than you'll ever need. "Monitor and Mouse not included!" Ha-Rumph!
All for the low, low, spectacular price of $8,499!
"...Or you can trade it for what's behind Door Number Two."
Welcome Him Back & Congratulations
The esteemed Jason Loomis at 'The Rambling Commoner' has returned from his honeymoon and has resumed writing. Stop by, congratulate him, and welcome him back.
Glad you've returned, Jason.
Glad you've returned, Jason.
Air(head) America Sinks Deeper Into The Red
Booyah! The Radio Equalizer is hot, hot, hot on the trail of Air(head) America and their financial scandals and SCAMS.
Maybe they will adopt the ideology of John Kerry and say that "Lizz Winstead didn't work here before she worked here?"
To quote Woody Allen's character in "Bananas", Fielding Mellish, this whole fiasco seems that "It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."
Seems like good, old AA owes everybody money these days. Can a bankruptcy filing be in the works? Will this impact sales of the O'FrankenFailure's new book, due out this October? We all will be watching very closely, waiting for the implosion.
"I'm not able to, ahhhhhhh, com-com-com-com-comment on this....ahhhhhh, urrrrrrr, ahhhh, at this-at this-at this-ahhhhh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time........."
Oy! Oy! Oy!
Maybe they will adopt the ideology of John Kerry and say that "Lizz Winstead didn't work here before she worked here?"
"On May 20, 2005, comedian Lizz Winstead filed suit in New York, detailing a laundry list of allegations against Air America Radio parent Piquant LLC. Accusing the company of failing to pay wages, promotional fees, accrued holiday compensation and severance, Winstead is seeking $290,716, plus interest."
To quote Woody Allen's character in "Bananas", Fielding Mellish, this whole fiasco seems that "It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."
Seems like good, old AA owes everybody money these days. Can a bankruptcy filing be in the works? Will this impact sales of the O'FrankenFailure's new book, due out this October? We all will be watching very closely, waiting for the implosion.
"I'm not able to, ahhhhhhh, com-com-com-com-comment on this....ahhhhhh, urrrrrrr, ahhhh, at this-at this-at this-ahhhhh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time........."
Oy! Oy! Oy!
Friday, August 19, 2005
Air(head) America Gets Investor!
Bond Car Most Memorable Car in Films
The James Bond Car from "The Spy Who Loved Me" is the #1 Fave Car of Films.
Dukes of Hazzard 'General Lee' omitted, says he now suffering from "Car envy."
Dukes of Hazzard 'General Lee' omitted, says he now suffering from "Car envy."
Keeping Osama Comfortable
While ensuring the country was miserable for eight years, Bubba & Company wanted to make sure, had we captured Bin Laden, he was comfortable.
Of course, the MSM is too busy covering Cindy Sheehan and Company, to spend much time on this story. We all know, Bubba & Company simply could do no wrong.
Of course, the MSM is too busy covering Cindy Sheehan and Company, to spend much time on this story. We all know, Bubba & Company simply could do no wrong.
"We had to build an ergonomically designed chair to put him in, [for] special comfort in terms of how he was shackled into the chair," Scheuer explained. "They even worried about what kind of tape to gag him with so it wouldn't irritate his beard."
New O'FrankenFailure Station Promo
Click the > on the bar to hear the new Promo for Al's Show!
All celebrity voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
All celebrity voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
O'FrankenFailure Station Promo
©2005
©2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Twitchy and Blinky Show
"They Twitch and Blink, and Twitch and Blink and Twitch.
Twitch, Twitch, Twitch-
Blink, Blink, Blink-
It's The Twitchy and Blinky Show!"
Twitchy: Hi Blinky.
Blinky: Hi Twitchy.
Twitchy: What are you doing today?
Blinky: I'm blinking repeatedly in rapid succession and bringing documents to President Carter.
Twitchy: Blinky, Jimmy Carter isn't the president anymore.
Blinky: He's not, Twitchy?
Twitchy: No.
Blinky: I guess I mean President Clinton, then.
Twitchy: But he's not the president anymore either!
Blinky: He's not?
Twitchy: No. The President now is George W. Bush.
Blinky: Well should I bring these documents to him?
Twitchy: No. You should bring them to Sandy Burglar.
Blinky: Oh. Okay. What are you doing today Twitchy?
Twitchy: I'm twitching and avoiding the press.
Blinky: Why are you avoiding the press, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I don't want to have to answer as to why I helped put up communication firewalls between intelligence agencies.
Blinky: Oh. That sounds serious.
Twitchy: It is serious Blinky. It could all come back to haunt me.
Blinky: Haunt you? That sounds scary!
Twitchy: Not as scary as being held accountable! You're lucky you left after Clinton's first term.
Blinky: You think so, Twitchy?
Twitchy: Yes Blinky. Can you keep a secret?
Blinky: I think so, Twitchy.
Twitchy: We had information during Clinton's second term that Osama Bin Laden was planning some sort of attack on the United States, but we didn't do anything about it.
Blinky: Couldn't you get in trouble for that, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I (twitches violently) think so. That's why I'm hiding out in leather lesbian bars in Florida.
Blinky: I wish I could hide out in leather lesbian bars in Florida, Twitchy.
Twitchy: It's not as glamorous as it sounds, Blinky.
Blinky: Well could I at least drive around in a little red pick up truck like you do, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I don't know, Blinky, driving tanks around Waco and over innocent, small children is more fun!
Blinky: Can we grab some little Cuban kids that come to America seeking political asylum and return them back to Castro, Twitchy?
Twitchy: Sure! I cornered the market on that!
Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh!
Twitchy: That'll grab a lot of media attention away from the fallout from the 9/11 commission that is making us look bad!
Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh!
Twitchy: Because we all know I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.
Blinky: And as long as its ongoing forever, you never have to comment on it!
Twitchy: That's right, Blinky! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Blinky: Twitchy, you're starting to twitch very violently again.
Twitchy: I'm practicing, it's all just an act for sympathy, Blinky.
Blinky: Oh, that's very clever of you, Twitchy!
Twitchy: We're into the second Bush term and we're still covering up for the Clinton Crime Family, Blinky.
Blinky: The legacy continues, Twitchy!
Twitchy and Blinky: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
The End?
Concept by, and dialogue co-written with, S.T Miller
©2005
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Belated
Welcome back to the real world, NHL. It's about time.
Let's...
Play...
Hockey!
Let's...
Play...
Hockey!
I'm Just Asking (me); Regarding Pat Summerall
On ABC's "Nightline" last night they ran a piece on Pat Summerall and his liver transplant of 2004. Summerall, 75, said he brought on his liver problems himself by years of alcoholism. Now, I'm not saying he shouldn't have received the liver. But I have to ask, was he the most ill and most needy recipient of the liver?
According to this site well-connected people don't get transplants any faster than 'the rest of us'. Larry Hagman is another well known name that received a liver transplant as well.
I'm a cigarette smoker. I wonder if a cigarette smoker would be eligible for a lung transplant, or be placed ahead someone in need of one who was a non-smoker. Like I said, I'm just asking.
©2005
According to this site well-connected people don't get transplants any faster than 'the rest of us'. Larry Hagman is another well known name that received a liver transplant as well.
I'm a cigarette smoker. I wonder if a cigarette smoker would be eligible for a lung transplant, or be placed ahead someone in need of one who was a non-smoker. Like I said, I'm just asking.
©2005
Two Fine Movie Picks
Two of my favorite films run tonight.
"The Andromeda Strain" runs at 4:30PM CDT today on the Sundance Channel. One of the finest films ever made, as well as one of the finest by director Robert Wise. A group of scientists investigate an alien virus. Non-stop, edge of the seat, thriller!
"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", the consummate John Hughes film, starring the late John Candy and a fine performance by Steve Martin. On Women's Entertainment Channel, 7PMCDT.
"The Andromeda Strain" runs at 4:30PM CDT today on the Sundance Channel. One of the finest films ever made, as well as one of the finest by director Robert Wise. A group of scientists investigate an alien virus. Non-stop, edge of the seat, thriller!
"Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", the consummate John Hughes film, starring the late John Candy and a fine performance by Steve Martin. On Women's Entertainment Channel, 7PMCDT.
Another Site Out of Touch with Reality
Here's a site out of touch with the real world, letting partisan politics out rank the truth. "The Summer of Truth"? What Bizzaro World season are you living in?
I guess they didn't read about the 19 U.S. soldiers killed and 73 wounded along with other non-U.S. deaths.
I guess they didn't read about the civilians killed in Kosovo by Clinton.
I guess they didn't read about the thousands dead from infected blood knowingly sold by Clinton when he was Governor of Arkansas.
I guess they didn't read about those who lost their lives when the USS Cole was attacked by terrorists while Clinton was president.
I guess they didn't read about the 1993 World Trade Center bombing by terrorists and those who were killed when Clinton was president.
And the above is hardly a complete list of those who died while Clinton lied. Remember Waco?
Here's an image I pilfered from the (unfortunately) defunct New Eagle Blog that I found on the Google archives. It is unretouched by me, and as far as I know, anyone else. Hmmm, do you think this sign was made prior to or after George W. Bush was elected president?
The Left Fringe continues to put their agenda before humanity and truth. It's pathetic. They will be responsible for their own extinction, and that is the only good result that will come if it.
©2005
I guess they didn't read about the 19 U.S. soldiers killed and 73 wounded along with other non-U.S. deaths.
I guess they didn't read about the civilians killed in Kosovo by Clinton.
I guess they didn't read about the thousands dead from infected blood knowingly sold by Clinton when he was Governor of Arkansas.
I guess they didn't read about those who lost their lives when the USS Cole was attacked by terrorists while Clinton was president.
I guess they didn't read about the 1993 World Trade Center bombing by terrorists and those who were killed when Clinton was president.
And the above is hardly a complete list of those who died while Clinton lied. Remember Waco?
Here's an image I pilfered from the (unfortunately) defunct New Eagle Blog that I found on the Google archives. It is unretouched by me, and as far as I know, anyone else. Hmmm, do you think this sign was made prior to or after George W. Bush was elected president?
The Left Fringe continues to put their agenda before humanity and truth. It's pathetic. They will be responsible for their own extinction, and that is the only good result that will come if it.
©2005
Widdle Panties All in A Bunch!
Poor Widdle Castrati Boy Mikey Mawwoy! His panties are in a tight bundle over conservative talk show host Mike Gallagher taking a bus load of people down to Crawford, Texas exercising their free speech. The Gallagher people took a position across from Cindy Sheehan, shouting their opinion of "We don't care", responding to the media coverage of Ms. Sheehan being used by the extreme Liberal Left as a propaganda tool. I've listened to the Gallagher program. The guy has a big heart and I can't imagine that their chant was directed at Ms. Sheehan or loss of her son. Here is more of what "We Don't Care" about, but it's easier to ignore this for Widdle Mikey The Castrati Boy Mawwoy and give credence to something where none exists. So typical Lunatic Left Wing Fringe.
So Mawwoy got all bent out of shape on his Monday night program. Boo-hoo! "President Bush needs to meet with Cindy Sheehan..." - but the Left fails to end that sentence with the word "AGAIN", since he did meet with her last year. Yeah, the Left seems to omit that fact from every instance of reporting on Ms. Sheehan.
From a guy who calls anyone who disagrees with him a "pig", and a guy who says "Hell waits for (insert name of person/group disagreeing with Mawwoy here)," Mawwoy The Offender was Offended. How Sweet the Irony!
Oh, and Mawwoy invoked the name of Jesus as well with "Love Thy Neighbor" and implying how the Gallagher Group doesn't, considering what they did with "We Don't Care". Would this be the same "love" you have Mawwoy for those who disagree with you? Hardly. Please explain, Mr. Hypocrite.
I think it was about two weeks ago a caller to the Mawwoy show named Jeff said the Left has to be held to the same standards of accuracy as Mawwoy holds the Right. And then Jeff just nailed the Castrati Boy to the wall and Mikey abruptly ended the call and was noticeable twistingly pissed that a caller got the better of him. Good call Jeff! My guess is Castrati Boy Mawwoy doesn't allow many callers like Jeff to get through with an intensive call screening process.
We do care Mikey, we care about Cindy Sheehan, her son, and anyone that is the parent of someone in the military, as well as those in the military. What "We Don't Care" about is the blatant lies and hate that spew from the likes of you and the people you use as a tool of propaganda because you don't have the guts to do it yourself.
Final note to Widdle Mikey: There actually is music after the 1960's era, rather than the quaint folk music and anti-war songs from Vietnam that you play as your bumper music, but if you want to stay stuck in the era it's okay. It gives me more material at which to poke fun! They stopped pressing music on vinyl too, by the way. They have these "new" things called CD's and MP3. Ahhhh, I'm talking to a dinosaur that soon will be extinct, right? And Hell waits for Widdle Mikey Mawwoy.
©2005
So Mawwoy got all bent out of shape on his Monday night program. Boo-hoo! "President Bush needs to meet with Cindy Sheehan..." - but the Left fails to end that sentence with the word "AGAIN", since he did meet with her last year. Yeah, the Left seems to omit that fact from every instance of reporting on Ms. Sheehan.
From a guy who calls anyone who disagrees with him a "pig", and a guy who says "Hell waits for (insert name of person/group disagreeing with Mawwoy here)," Mawwoy The Offender was Offended. How Sweet the Irony!
Oh, and Mawwoy invoked the name of Jesus as well with "Love Thy Neighbor" and implying how the Gallagher Group doesn't, considering what they did with "We Don't Care". Would this be the same "love" you have Mawwoy for those who disagree with you? Hardly. Please explain, Mr. Hypocrite.
I think it was about two weeks ago a caller to the Mawwoy show named Jeff said the Left has to be held to the same standards of accuracy as Mawwoy holds the Right. And then Jeff just nailed the Castrati Boy to the wall and Mikey abruptly ended the call and was noticeable twistingly pissed that a caller got the better of him. Good call Jeff! My guess is Castrati Boy Mawwoy doesn't allow many callers like Jeff to get through with an intensive call screening process.
We do care Mikey, we care about Cindy Sheehan, her son, and anyone that is the parent of someone in the military, as well as those in the military. What "We Don't Care" about is the blatant lies and hate that spew from the likes of you and the people you use as a tool of propaganda because you don't have the guts to do it yourself.
Final note to Widdle Mikey: There actually is music after the 1960's era, rather than the quaint folk music and anti-war songs from Vietnam that you play as your bumper music, but if you want to stay stuck in the era it's okay. It gives me more material at which to poke fun! They stopped pressing music on vinyl too, by the way. They have these "new" things called CD's and MP3. Ahhhh, I'm talking to a dinosaur that soon will be extinct, right? And Hell waits for Widdle Mikey Mawwoy.
©2005
Monday, August 15, 2005
Bubba's Hit CD! But Wait, There's More...
Bubba has a music collection of his favorite hits....
Order before midnight tonight and get an extra CD FREE, which includes Bubba singing his very own favorite songs, including:
"Where Did I Leave My Cigar"
"That Old Kosovo Moon"
"I Didn't Do It"
"I Didn't Do That, Either"
"Hey Pretty Lady, What's You're Name?"
"Better Put Some Ice On That"
"Stop Throwing Dishes At Me"
"The Old, Ethical Administration of Mine"
"That Arkansas Trailer Trash That I Didn't Have Sex With"
"The Stained Blue Dress"
"Monica, Monica, Monica"
"Al Who?"
"What Is Is?"
"My Old, Astro Turf Pickup Truck"
"Character Counts"
©2005
Order before midnight tonight and get an extra CD FREE, which includes Bubba singing his very own favorite songs, including:
"Where Did I Leave My Cigar"
"That Old Kosovo Moon"
"I Didn't Do It"
"I Didn't Do That, Either"
"Hey Pretty Lady, What's You're Name?"
"Better Put Some Ice On That"
"Stop Throwing Dishes At Me"
"The Old, Ethical Administration of Mine"
"That Arkansas Trailer Trash That I Didn't Have Sex With"
"The Stained Blue Dress"
"Monica, Monica, Monica"
"Al Who?"
"What Is Is?"
"My Old, Astro Turf Pickup Truck"
"Character Counts"
©2005
MS "beats" FF, BFD!
Geez, Gates must be feeling mighty Goliath-like again. Is this even a noteworthy story? I'm from the days of abhorring IE, and was a Netscape guy.
Then, a friend turned me on to Firefox and that was that.
IE is just to damn clunky for me. What used to take me two clicks to do in Netscape, would take twice the amount of clicks in IE. What takes me one click to do in Firefox, take two or three in IE.
So MSIE took back a little bit of market share from Firefox. Just not a big story except for those who want to beat up on Firefox.
Then, a friend turned me on to Firefox and that was that.
IE is just to damn clunky for me. What used to take me two clicks to do in Netscape, would take twice the amount of clicks in IE. What takes me one click to do in Firefox, take two or three in IE.
So MSIE took back a little bit of market share from Firefox. Just not a big story except for those who want to beat up on Firefox.
What a Duck?
Ducks Want To Kill Us, as so finely written by my friends at Point B.
Is this perhaps what the Talking Heads were telling us with their song 'Animals':
"I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animal think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark."
Is this perhaps what the Talking Heads were telling us with their song 'Animals':
"I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animal think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark."
Howlin' Howard Dean Speaks!
The retard running the DNC Had This To Say about Iraq.
I didn't even know the lunatic Dean was in town, otherwise I would have worn my mrssatan.blogspot.com T-Shirt in hopes of getting some notice and hits for this site.
Howard, have you stopped taking your med's? Or has your body simply become accustom to the dosage and you need an increase in strength?
©2005
"The president has created an enormous security problem for the U.S. where none existed before," Dean said in Minneapolis.
I didn't even know the lunatic Dean was in town, otherwise I would have worn my mrssatan.blogspot.com T-Shirt in hopes of getting some notice and hits for this site.
Howard, have you stopped taking your med's? Or has your body simply become accustom to the dosage and you need an increase in strength?
©2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Able Danger
Able Danger. Others are carrying this story far better than I, but here is my two cents worth:
So we have reports out now that point to knowledge of some type of terrorist plan in attacking our country approximately one year before George W. Bush was sworn in as president for his first term. Huh, that would mean - for you dense Liberals out there - that Bush wasn't yet the president. Hmmmm - I guess that would mean that your boy Bubba and the Clinton Crime Family was still ruining, er, I mean running, the country.
Gee, I wonder if the Little Liberals will be discussing this on their little radio programs on Air(head) America? I wonder if we'll hear Clucky Schumer ask "What did Bubba know and when did he know it?" I wonder if we'll hear the Left proffer that the noncommunication policy of the Clinton Crime Family, in restricting various intelligence agencies like the CIA and the FBI, is at fault for not sharing this information. I wonder...I wonder...
Charles Krauthammer, this morning on Fox Sunday News said ..."it [the Clinton Administration] spent a decade doing nothing." To which uber-Liberal Juan JuWillams replied Able Danger amounts to nothing but finger pointing. Thank you Juan for making the point that I've made in this blog time after time; that the Left is nothing but a party of finger pointers who refuse to accept and take responsibility when anything goes wrong.
Keep pointing those fingers Liberals, please by all means keep going in the same direction that you have been. Thank the Clinton Crime Family for their lack of putting the interest of our country behind their own selfish personal interests. Because, as I've written so many times here, these are the reasons we are in the situations we are in today with Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan.
And thank the Jim-mah Kah-ter Peanut Crime Family as well, for his one-term failure of giving the United States the appearance of weakness to our enemies the terrorists. And don't forget to thank the Little Talking Heads on Air(head) America, who will once again deny the facts and bury their ostrich heads deep into their asses peering deeply into the void of their political colon.
©2005
So we have reports out now that point to knowledge of some type of terrorist plan in attacking our country approximately one year before George W. Bush was sworn in as president for his first term. Huh, that would mean - for you dense Liberals out there - that Bush wasn't yet the president. Hmmmm - I guess that would mean that your boy Bubba and the Clinton Crime Family was still ruining, er, I mean running, the country.
Gee, I wonder if the Little Liberals will be discussing this on their little radio programs on Air(head) America? I wonder if we'll hear Clucky Schumer ask "What did Bubba know and when did he know it?" I wonder if we'll hear the Left proffer that the noncommunication policy of the Clinton Crime Family, in restricting various intelligence agencies like the CIA and the FBI, is at fault for not sharing this information. I wonder...I wonder...
Charles Krauthammer, this morning on Fox Sunday News said ..."it [the Clinton Administration] spent a decade doing nothing." To which uber-Liberal Juan JuWillams replied Able Danger amounts to nothing but finger pointing. Thank you Juan for making the point that I've made in this blog time after time; that the Left is nothing but a party of finger pointers who refuse to accept and take responsibility when anything goes wrong.
Keep pointing those fingers Liberals, please by all means keep going in the same direction that you have been. Thank the Clinton Crime Family for their lack of putting the interest of our country behind their own selfish personal interests. Because, as I've written so many times here, these are the reasons we are in the situations we are in today with Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan.
And thank the Jim-mah Kah-ter Peanut Crime Family as well, for his one-term failure of giving the United States the appearance of weakness to our enemies the terrorists. And don't forget to thank the Little Talking Heads on Air(head) America, who will once again deny the facts and bury their ostrich heads deep into their asses peering deeply into the void of their political colon.
©2005
The Billgina Monologues Continues
The Billgina Monologues© 2005 David Drake
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
Press > To Hear The Latest of The Billgina Monologues.
Labels: Billgina
O'FrankenFailure on Able Danger
Press > to play.
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
© 2005
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
© 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
Moore Quits filmmaking, Becomes Sumo Wrestler
Los Angeles - Filmmaker and popular propaganda spreader Michael Moore announced today his movie making days are over. "I'm turning my talents to the field of sumo wrestling," said Moore to a crowd of paparazzi. "I've always wanted to be a sumo wrestler. The film job was just a stepping stone to pay the bills and afforded me the luxury of eating like a gluttonous slob," he said.
Jim McJim, President and Founder of the WWSWA (World Wide Sumo Wrestling Association) said he was pleased to hear of Moore's career change. "Personally, I didn't care for his films," said McJim, "but he sure is large enough to join the WWSWA and I welcome him to the league."
Ugetso Phatzo, world renowned Sumo Wrestler trainer, has already spoken to Moore and wants to represent and train him. "With the proper diet I can easily add another four or five hundred pounds onto that magnificent frame of his. As a sumo wrestler this fat sonofabitch will be unstoppable," said Phatzo.
"I'll be around to promote the next few movies that will be coming out, but after that I'll be concentrating on gorging myself. Come to think of it, it won't be much of a change from my current routine except I won't be shooting films," said the future Sumo wrestler.
Seen here in a recent photograph, Moore anxiously digs deep into his ear in search of a sweet chunk of ear wax. "You know how some people eat their own boogers? Well, I like to do the same with ear wax. Also, nobody knows this, but I have a fiveyear supply of rib eye steak, foie gras, Twinkies and Skittles hidden under my teats," he bragged.
©2005
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Jim McJim, President and Founder of the WWSWA (World Wide Sumo Wrestling Association) said he was pleased to hear of Moore's career change. "Personally, I didn't care for his films," said McJim, "but he sure is large enough to join the WWSWA and I welcome him to the league."
Ugetso Phatzo, world renowned Sumo Wrestler trainer, has already spoken to Moore and wants to represent and train him. "With the proper diet I can easily add another four or five hundred pounds onto that magnificent frame of his. As a sumo wrestler this fat sonofabitch will be unstoppable," said Phatzo.
"I'll be around to promote the next few movies that will be coming out, but after that I'll be concentrating on gorging myself. Come to think of it, it won't be much of a change from my current routine except I won't be shooting films," said the future Sumo wrestler.
Seen here in a recent photograph, Moore anxiously digs deep into his ear in search of a sweet chunk of ear wax. "You know how some people eat their own boogers? Well, I like to do the same with ear wax. Also, nobody knows this, but I have a fiveyear supply of rib eye steak, foie gras, Twinkies and Skittles hidden under my teats," he bragged.
©2005
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Thursday, August 11, 2005
Top Ten Blog Bylines or Tag Phrases
It wasn't easy narrowing the list down to ten bylines, or tags. These are the one or two sentence tags that appear, usually, under the blog name. Mine is: Unabashedly Practicing The Art of Caustic Sarcasm Where Appropriate.
So, here - IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER WHATSOEVER - are the bylines or tags that I find amusing and get a chuckle out of me every time I visit their blogs:
1) Half of what we are going to teach you is wrong. Unfortunately, we don't know which half.
2) Red Ink, so to speak.
3) Where the mentally obese belly up to the buffet of truth.
4) People are stupid. I'm just documenting it.
5) Take small bites, often.
6) A lone buccaneer raises his cutlass against the scurvy dogs of the vast, left-wing media conspiracy. Yarr.
7) The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
8) A half step ahead of the barbarians, a half step short of the divine.
9) The More People I Meet, The More I Like Nuclear Weapons.
10) Rants,ripostes, brilliance, BS - you figure out which is which.
So, here - IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER WHATSOEVER - are the bylines or tags that I find amusing and get a chuckle out of me every time I visit their blogs:
1) Half of what we are going to teach you is wrong. Unfortunately, we don't know which half.
2) Red Ink, so to speak.
3) Where the mentally obese belly up to the buffet of truth.
4) People are stupid. I'm just documenting it.
5) Take small bites, often.
6) A lone buccaneer raises his cutlass against the scurvy dogs of the vast, left-wing media conspiracy. Yarr.
7) The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
8) A half step ahead of the barbarians, a half step short of the divine.
9) The More People I Meet, The More I Like Nuclear Weapons.
10) Rants,ripostes, brilliance, BS - you figure out which is which.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
A Very Successful War and Why Silence=Death
The current war in Iraq, by all accounts, is a tremendous success. The Liberal Elite, those who (think they) know what's best for us; those who want to impose their unsupported, fictitious, non-reality based rules on us; those who opine their un-American ideals that are solely based on wanting to control us; are clueless. Clueless to facts, clueless to history, and clueless to the current world we live in. It is true, they live in a world that is stuck in a mentality of September 10, 2001. They are mentally unable to move into the brand new world forced upon us on September 11, 2001.
The media no-minds (the network news reporters and anchors, the CNN's, the vacuous personalities on Air(head) America) are only too happy and eager to spread the propaganda and carry the water that the Liberal Elites (read: George Soros) ask them to do.
Their silence equals death. It is their silence of the eight years from 1992 to 2000 that equals death. It is their silence in questioning and holding accountable a corrupt administration in the White House for those eight years that equals death. It is their silence in reporting of Bill Clinton and his atrocious handling of Mogadishu that equals death. It is their silence in the World Trade Center bombing in 1993 that equals death. It is their silence of the bombing of Khobar Towers in 1996 that equals death. It is their silence of the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000 that equals death.
It is their silence and failure to hold responsible those within their own party for the political and policy failures that led to blunders that led to September 11 and its environment of terror ever since, that equals death. It is their silence that allowed and permitted what happened on September 11 to happen that equals death.
We have indeed lost 1,800 lives of good American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. This is the smallest number of casualties lost in any U.S. war or conflict. If you want to base the success or failure of a war solely on the number of casualties, Iraq and Afghanistan would be classified as a resounding success. None of those 1,800 died in vain, nor did they die for an unjust cause, as the Liberal Elite and their hate spewing media cronies would like for you to believe.
It is easy for the Liberal Elite to find a Cindy Sheehan to unfortunately put a face on their failed policies. It is easy for them to put someone like her up as their posterchild for their anti-war and anti-Bush sentiments. And they do it because they don't have the guts to do it themselves. They risk nothing themselves while they are eager and willing to risk anyone else.
And my heart goes out to Ms. Sheehan. I do hope she realizes she is being used by the Left.
Instead, the Left hides behind their little radio microphones and their "members only" blogs, afraid to do the hard and dirty work because they are afraid of being exposed for the charlatans they are. Again, afraid to take on any risk themselves.
They won't report on what soldiers in the field in Iraq or Afghanistan have to say. They won't put them on camera, or on the air on their little radio shows. They won't report that the real story from our men and women in battle is that the real situation in Iraq and Afghanistan is that our presence is appreciated. The Liberal Elite and their minions are, in short, Terrorist Sympathizers.
I know of someone who has done two tours in Iraq. He says the worst part of it is that the press will not report on the reality of the positive nature of our presence there; of the good we are doing. I wasn't surprised when I heard this. I said he should ignore what the MSM is saying, that they have their own agenda. An agenda of bash Bush, lie, steal, manipulate, cheat and skew anything factual, in order to attempt to regain the eroding control that they so desperately cannot restore.
The Liberals will invoke the name of Jesus when it affords them the opportunity to twist a current event into propaganda that suits their agenda. Otherwise, Jesus is just a joke to them. They will belittle Christian, Jew and non-believers alike, as well as black and white, Asian or African, as well as any other religious belief or culture, when it allows them to perpetuate a myth or their fact-less and arrogant disinformation. Myths that in their tiny, micro-brains they believe is truth and fact.
They will honor and exalt their fellow liberals, until someone, like Zel Miller, comes along and turns whistle-blower on his own party. Funny, isn't it, how the Left loves whistle-blowers. Yes, until that whistle-blower is someone who used to be one of "theirs". Then they demonize the whistle-blower, calling them demeaning names, and ridiculing the individual.
Their silence equals death. They are ones who have the blood of the 1,800 on their hands. As usual, it takes a Republican administration to clean up the messes left by failed Democratic Administrations. Nixon had to clean up after Kenney and Johnson. Reagan had to clean up after Carter. Now Bush has to clean up after Clinton.
It took Pataki to clean up after Cuomo, Giuliani to clean up after Dinkins, Ashcroft to clean up after Reno and Schwarzenegger to clean up after Davis. Do you see the pattern? The Liberals make a complete mess of things, indulging in their own selfish, self serving peccadilloes. As long as they have a good time, the rest of us can go to hell. They don't care about anyone other than themselves and their own hold onto power and the status quo. When they lose that grip, we see what we now are seeing in them. We see what we've seen and heard from them for the past five years.
Comedian Dennis Miller saw the hypocrisy in what used to be his party after September 11. Actor Stephen Baldwin sees the light, unlike his near Michael Moore sized brother Alec. Ronald Reagan used to be a Democrat until he saw the phoniness and duplicity of the Liberal party.
The Liberal Elite used to be ecstatic when the price of a gallon of gas increased. They reasoned people would drive less, thereby reducing emissions and "saving" the environment. Again they have reversed themselves because they have no linear standard of principles. Now, every Liberal Elite and talking head is complaining about the cost of gasoline. They are belittling all alternative fuel resources such as ethanol,corn, coal, and synthetic fuel. Oh but how those alternatives were embraced and touted by Jim-mah Kah-ter and his fellow Socialists in the years of long gasoline lines and double digit interest and mortgage rates.
How can anyone trust anything these people say? Well, people aren't trusting or listening to them anymore. They are not buying what the Liberal Elite says. Recall the red and blue maps from the 2004 election. The minority blue is centered in the regions of the Liberal Elites. The red is where the real rank and file Americans live and work. It doesn't take a genius to recognize this. It does take someone bereft of objectivity and reality to deny it.
And that is why the Left and their silence equals death. And I will not be silent in exposing them for the fraudulent, anti-American bigots that they are. And they know they are, they know inside of them their jargon is fake. But they will not - will not! - admit it, because by admitting it, they acknowledge their silence is responsible for the deaths of thousands of their fellow Americans. And if they admitted it, they would be admitting they have nothing to offer to make anything better.
©2005
The media no-minds (the network news reporters and anchors, the CNN's, the vacuous personalities on Air(head) America) are only too happy and eager to spread the propaganda and carry the water that the Liberal Elites (read: George Soros) ask them to do.
Their silence equals death. It is their silence of the eight years from 1992 to 2000 that equals death. It is their silence in questioning and holding accountable a corrupt administration in the White House for those eight years that equals death. It is their silence in reporting of Bill Clinton and his atrocious handling of Mogadishu that equals death. It is their silence in the World Trade Center bombing in 1993 that equals death. It is their silence of the bombing of Khobar Towers in 1996 that equals death. It is their silence of the bombing of the USS Cole in 2000 that equals death.
It is their silence and failure to hold responsible those within their own party for the political and policy failures that led to blunders that led to September 11 and its environment of terror ever since, that equals death. It is their silence that allowed and permitted what happened on September 11 to happen that equals death.
We have indeed lost 1,800 lives of good American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. This is the smallest number of casualties lost in any U.S. war or conflict. If you want to base the success or failure of a war solely on the number of casualties, Iraq and Afghanistan would be classified as a resounding success. None of those 1,800 died in vain, nor did they die for an unjust cause, as the Liberal Elite and their hate spewing media cronies would like for you to believe.
It is easy for the Liberal Elite to find a Cindy Sheehan to unfortunately put a face on their failed policies. It is easy for them to put someone like her up as their posterchild for their anti-war and anti-Bush sentiments. And they do it because they don't have the guts to do it themselves. They risk nothing themselves while they are eager and willing to risk anyone else.
And my heart goes out to Ms. Sheehan. I do hope she realizes she is being used by the Left.
Instead, the Left hides behind their little radio microphones and their "members only" blogs, afraid to do the hard and dirty work because they are afraid of being exposed for the charlatans they are. Again, afraid to take on any risk themselves.
They won't report on what soldiers in the field in Iraq or Afghanistan have to say. They won't put them on camera, or on the air on their little radio shows. They won't report that the real story from our men and women in battle is that the real situation in Iraq and Afghanistan is that our presence is appreciated. The Liberal Elite and their minions are, in short, Terrorist Sympathizers.
I know of someone who has done two tours in Iraq. He says the worst part of it is that the press will not report on the reality of the positive nature of our presence there; of the good we are doing. I wasn't surprised when I heard this. I said he should ignore what the MSM is saying, that they have their own agenda. An agenda of bash Bush, lie, steal, manipulate, cheat and skew anything factual, in order to attempt to regain the eroding control that they so desperately cannot restore.
The Liberals will invoke the name of Jesus when it affords them the opportunity to twist a current event into propaganda that suits their agenda. Otherwise, Jesus is just a joke to them. They will belittle Christian, Jew and non-believers alike, as well as black and white, Asian or African, as well as any other religious belief or culture, when it allows them to perpetuate a myth or their fact-less and arrogant disinformation. Myths that in their tiny, micro-brains they believe is truth and fact.
They will honor and exalt their fellow liberals, until someone, like Zel Miller, comes along and turns whistle-blower on his own party. Funny, isn't it, how the Left loves whistle-blowers. Yes, until that whistle-blower is someone who used to be one of "theirs". Then they demonize the whistle-blower, calling them demeaning names, and ridiculing the individual.
Their silence equals death. They are ones who have the blood of the 1,800 on their hands. As usual, it takes a Republican administration to clean up the messes left by failed Democratic Administrations. Nixon had to clean up after Kenney and Johnson. Reagan had to clean up after Carter. Now Bush has to clean up after Clinton.
It took Pataki to clean up after Cuomo, Giuliani to clean up after Dinkins, Ashcroft to clean up after Reno and Schwarzenegger to clean up after Davis. Do you see the pattern? The Liberals make a complete mess of things, indulging in their own selfish, self serving peccadilloes. As long as they have a good time, the rest of us can go to hell. They don't care about anyone other than themselves and their own hold onto power and the status quo. When they lose that grip, we see what we now are seeing in them. We see what we've seen and heard from them for the past five years.
Comedian Dennis Miller saw the hypocrisy in what used to be his party after September 11. Actor Stephen Baldwin sees the light, unlike his near Michael Moore sized brother Alec. Ronald Reagan used to be a Democrat until he saw the phoniness and duplicity of the Liberal party.
The Liberal Elite used to be ecstatic when the price of a gallon of gas increased. They reasoned people would drive less, thereby reducing emissions and "saving" the environment. Again they have reversed themselves because they have no linear standard of principles. Now, every Liberal Elite and talking head is complaining about the cost of gasoline. They are belittling all alternative fuel resources such as ethanol,corn, coal, and synthetic fuel. Oh but how those alternatives were embraced and touted by Jim-mah Kah-ter and his fellow Socialists in the years of long gasoline lines and double digit interest and mortgage rates.
How can anyone trust anything these people say? Well, people aren't trusting or listening to them anymore. They are not buying what the Liberal Elite says. Recall the red and blue maps from the 2004 election. The minority blue is centered in the regions of the Liberal Elites. The red is where the real rank and file Americans live and work. It doesn't take a genius to recognize this. It does take someone bereft of objectivity and reality to deny it.
And that is why the Left and their silence equals death. And I will not be silent in exposing them for the fraudulent, anti-American bigots that they are. And they know they are, they know inside of them their jargon is fake. But they will not - will not! - admit it, because by admitting it, they acknowledge their silence is responsible for the deaths of thousands of their fellow Americans. And if they admitted it, they would be admitting they have nothing to offer to make anything better.
©2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
Oil For Food: The Broadway Musical
Mel Brooks should follow up his incredibly successful Broadway version of "The Producers" with a musical based on those wacky, zany U.N. Officials. Huh - Mel? What'cha think? I'm available for writing the treatment and/or the tele-screenplay for it. Who will pay, um, I mean pLay Kofi Annan?
Kickbacks...to U.N. members? That can't be true, can it? Those upstanding, ethical, righteous U.N.'er's? Naaaaaaaaaaah! Just can't be true.
"Springtime, for Benon, in Cyprus...it's Springtime, for Benon in Cyprus!" Kinda catchy, isn't it?
©2005
Kickbacks...to U.N. members? That can't be true, can it? Those upstanding, ethical, righteous U.N.'er's? Naaaaaaaaaaah! Just can't be true.
Benon Sevan, who yesterday resigned his post after launching a scathing attack on Secretary-General Kofi Annan, was said to be in a "precarious" financial position in 1998 when he began to take bribes to divert the strictly rationed allocations to a named oil trading company.
In its third report, the Independent Inquiry Committee also said that newly-uncovered emails raise further questions over the extent to which Kofi Annan knew of his son Kojo's involvement in the $64 billion scandal. The panel said that those questions would be answered in its final report, expected to be published next month.
Mr Sevan, a 67-year-old Cypriot, has retired but had been kept on a nominal dollar-a-year salary since being named in an interim report last year.
"Springtime, for Benon, in Cyprus...it's Springtime, for Benon in Cyprus!" Kinda catchy, isn't it?
©2005
HALO 2008: DESCENT INTO HELL
Don't miss the next series of the hot selling Xbox Game HALO 2008: DESCENT INTO HELL! You are the Super Soldier Master Chief battling the evil HILLTARUS, the most vile, putrid, unethical, devious, immoral, power-hungry creature ever to break free from Hell and seek to rule the country.
The evil HILLTARUS has her grisly and macabre minions attempting to defeat you at every turn. You must be alert, aware and careful! Beware the ghastly and wicked traps HILLTARUS has set to capture and overthrow you.
This mission must begin NOW to defeat the horrible HILLTARUS!
Concept By Halo 2 Addict and "Too Much Time on His Hands" S.T. Miller
©2005
The evil HILLTARUS has her grisly and macabre minions attempting to defeat you at every turn. You must be alert, aware and careful! Beware the ghastly and wicked traps HILLTARUS has set to capture and overthrow you.
This mission must begin NOW to defeat the horrible HILLTARUS!
Concept By Halo 2 Addict and "Too Much Time on His Hands" S.T. Miller
©2005
ABC Guy Dead
Peter Jennings dead from lung cancer.
I listened to Matt Drudge's Sunday night radio program last night. Matt took a pretty objective view of eulogizing Jennings and forcibly made it a point to not discuss Jennings liberal politics. Some of the callers were not as kind. While I do not wish bad things on anyone (even Liberals-believe it or not), I cannot, nor will I, pretend that I liked the man. I'm not going to bash him on this blog as I would say, when Flabbius Maximus leaves the earth.
An uncle of mine, one of my dad's brothers, died from cancer and I wouldn't wish anyone to suffer like that (well, the exception would be Joseph Duncan and the likes of him.) People like Duncan SHOULD suffer the most agonizing death possible (yes, not very Christian of me, what can I say? If you want to argue people like that shouldn't suffer, your argument will fall on deaf ears with me).
We all know how the Left would celebrate in the passing of a Rush Limbaugh. We know the hateful comments they do, in fact make, when anyone they consider their "enemy" dies. Think I'm exaggerating about that? Check the archives at DemocraticUnderwear for the sick, demented comments on the day Ronald Reagan died. Political cartoonists still use the caricature of Richard Nixon in hell.
So, I will leave it as this: I won't miss Peter Jennings one bit, not one. Death by cancer sucks and that part of it is sad. And that's the best I can say.
©2005
I listened to Matt Drudge's Sunday night radio program last night. Matt took a pretty objective view of eulogizing Jennings and forcibly made it a point to not discuss Jennings liberal politics. Some of the callers were not as kind. While I do not wish bad things on anyone (even Liberals-believe it or not), I cannot, nor will I, pretend that I liked the man. I'm not going to bash him on this blog as I would say, when Flabbius Maximus leaves the earth.
An uncle of mine, one of my dad's brothers, died from cancer and I wouldn't wish anyone to suffer like that (well, the exception would be Joseph Duncan and the likes of him.) People like Duncan SHOULD suffer the most agonizing death possible (yes, not very Christian of me, what can I say? If you want to argue people like that shouldn't suffer, your argument will fall on deaf ears with me).
We all know how the Left would celebrate in the passing of a Rush Limbaugh. We know the hateful comments they do, in fact make, when anyone they consider their "enemy" dies. Think I'm exaggerating about that? Check the archives at DemocraticUnderwear for the sick, demented comments on the day Ronald Reagan died. Political cartoonists still use the caricature of Richard Nixon in hell.
So, I will leave it as this: I won't miss Peter Jennings one bit, not one. Death by cancer sucks and that part of it is sad. And that's the best I can say.
©2005
Oh Hennepin County, It's All So Crystal Clear To Me Now
Yes, Hennepin County, my, aren't you the compassionate government entity in reconsidering the smoking ban. Such a bunch of fair minded, civic individuals that you are. What a load of manure. The ONLY REASON you are re-thinking this is because the revenue for the county has dropped, since the no smoking ban was instituted - not because the bar owners are hurting for business. Nope, it's the AVARICIOUS COUNTY that is losing revenue. Oh IRONY, thou are so Sweet!
F*CK YOU, HENNEPIN COUNTY, F*CK YOU! I'd like to rent a helicopter and take a gigantic dump over the entire county. I'll keep my smoking in competing Ramsey county, where you can still have a drink and light up a smoke.
The Minneapolis North Korea AssWipe Tribune requires (free) subscription, so if you want to search for the story on Google, use the term: Hennepin County Smoking Ban.
Here is one story that doesn't require subscribing for the information.
Hennepin County Commissioner Mark Stenglein is the only one on the board with a functioning brain. The other board members may as well be extras as cadavers in the morgue on the new season for "CSI". Idiots - what did you think would happen? The bar owners TOLD YOU, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? No, YOU KNOW BEST, don't you! Now, the revenue for the county has decreased significantly because of your ban, and by God WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!
Idiots at the Gate. Go f*ck yourselves Hennepin County Board, f*ck yourselves real good, and real hard, until you bleed! Idiots, 100% pure, mind-numbing, unadulterated, politically correct idiots.
"Hi, I'm Cigarette Charlie, and the Hennepin County Commissioners can kiss my sweet brown, spotted, butt!"
©2005
F*CK YOU, HENNEPIN COUNTY, F*CK YOU! I'd like to rent a helicopter and take a gigantic dump over the entire county. I'll keep my smoking in competing Ramsey county, where you can still have a drink and light up a smoke.
The Minneapolis North Korea AssWipe Tribune requires (free) subscription, so if you want to search for the story on Google, use the term: Hennepin County Smoking Ban.
Here is one story that doesn't require subscribing for the information.
Hennepin County Commissioner Mark Stenglein is the only one on the board with a functioning brain. The other board members may as well be extras as cadavers in the morgue on the new season for "CSI". Idiots - what did you think would happen? The bar owners TOLD YOU, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? No, YOU KNOW BEST, don't you! Now, the revenue for the county has decreased significantly because of your ban, and by God WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!
Idiots at the Gate. Go f*ck yourselves Hennepin County Board, f*ck yourselves real good, and real hard, until you bleed! Idiots, 100% pure, mind-numbing, unadulterated, politically correct idiots.
"Hi, I'm Cigarette Charlie, and the Hennepin County Commissioners can kiss my sweet brown, spotted, butt!"
©2005
Saturday, August 06, 2005
You're Getting Action. Shouldn't Your Dog Be Too?
You Don't Know What You Want, Do You?
The Place: The Air(head) America Programs (pick any one of them)
The Issue: Pulling Our Troops Out of Iraq
Pick any of the Liberal Liberace talking idiots on Air(head) America, and you will hear them opine that it's too early to pull our troops out of Iraq. They are saying that the President will start pulling troops out of Iraq prematurely, and call it a "win".
Well, isn't this the same crowd that, before our troops even set foot in Iraq, were crying that we have no business being there? And isn't this the same crowd that for the past two years has been telling us we need to pull out ASAP? Yet now they claim reducing our troops is nothing more than a political calculation on the part of the Bush Administration.
Well let me ask you Libs, are you trying to get me to believe that your rhetoric for us to get out of Iraq isn't based solely on a political agenda? Again, what Bizzaro World do you live in? Let me get this right, I certainly don't want to put words in the mouths of the Liberal Elite: You're saying we need to STAY in Iraq? Okay, let's buy that. The next question of course is how much longer do you want our troops to stay there? I mean, we've listened to you report endlessly, on a daily basis, like bloodthirsty vampires, the latest number of dead and injured soldiers. Along with that, you sympathetically inform us of the number of terrorists killed and the atrocious, horrendous treatment that terrorists detained in Abu Ghraib and Gitmo "suffer" at the hands of those who protect your right to spew your toxic, factless opinions. Terrorist Sympathizers is what you are.
You refuse to believe the Pentagon when they tell us the number of troops is determined by the Generals we have on the ground, and that if they requested more troops they would get them. You refuse to believe that the Generals know what they are doing. You refuse to believe that the Generals have said we have enough man and woman power in Iraq and Afghanistan. You refuse to believe our soldiers have the sufficient tools (ammo, armor, resources, etc) to do the job. Perhaps early on, some items didn't get there as quickly as they should have, but that's no longer the case.
You're like spoiled children...no, you ARE spoiled children in the midst of a hissy fit, grasping at straws because no one wants to play ball with you-your way-any longer. Isn't that pretty much the tiny Bizzaro World you live in?
So you rant and rave from one issue to the other, reversing yourselves on principles,issues and statements on a day to day, if not hour by hour, basis. There's no linear consistency there, is there Libs? It is impossible for you to apply a hard set of standards and apply them equally to anyone - except those who disagree with you.
When is it "okay" for us-in your tiny, mini-pea sized brains-to defend ourselves, Liberals? That's one question you just cannot answer!
©2005
The Issue: Pulling Our Troops Out of Iraq
Pick any of the Liberal Liberace talking idiots on Air(head) America, and you will hear them opine that it's too early to pull our troops out of Iraq. They are saying that the President will start pulling troops out of Iraq prematurely, and call it a "win".
Well, isn't this the same crowd that, before our troops even set foot in Iraq, were crying that we have no business being there? And isn't this the same crowd that for the past two years has been telling us we need to pull out ASAP? Yet now they claim reducing our troops is nothing more than a political calculation on the part of the Bush Administration.
Well let me ask you Libs, are you trying to get me to believe that your rhetoric for us to get out of Iraq isn't based solely on a political agenda? Again, what Bizzaro World do you live in? Let me get this right, I certainly don't want to put words in the mouths of the Liberal Elite: You're saying we need to STAY in Iraq? Okay, let's buy that. The next question of course is how much longer do you want our troops to stay there? I mean, we've listened to you report endlessly, on a daily basis, like bloodthirsty vampires, the latest number of dead and injured soldiers. Along with that, you sympathetically inform us of the number of terrorists killed and the atrocious, horrendous treatment that terrorists detained in Abu Ghraib and Gitmo "suffer" at the hands of those who protect your right to spew your toxic, factless opinions. Terrorist Sympathizers is what you are.
You refuse to believe the Pentagon when they tell us the number of troops is determined by the Generals we have on the ground, and that if they requested more troops they would get them. You refuse to believe that the Generals know what they are doing. You refuse to believe that the Generals have said we have enough man and woman power in Iraq and Afghanistan. You refuse to believe our soldiers have the sufficient tools (ammo, armor, resources, etc) to do the job. Perhaps early on, some items didn't get there as quickly as they should have, but that's no longer the case.
You're like spoiled children...no, you ARE spoiled children in the midst of a hissy fit, grasping at straws because no one wants to play ball with you-your way-any longer. Isn't that pretty much the tiny Bizzaro World you live in?
So you rant and rave from one issue to the other, reversing yourselves on principles,issues and statements on a day to day, if not hour by hour, basis. There's no linear consistency there, is there Libs? It is impossible for you to apply a hard set of standards and apply them equally to anyone - except those who disagree with you.
When is it "okay" for us-in your tiny, mini-pea sized brains-to defend ourselves, Liberals? That's one question you just cannot answer!
©2005
Friday, August 05, 2005
Albright Rescued
Two swimmers rescue Madeline FatBright from a wading pool.
Sorry Desert Cat, I just couldn't resist!
Sorry Desert Cat, I just couldn't resist!
O'FrankenFailure on Fame/Celebrity and Global Warming
That O'FrankenFailure sure is prolific.
Today's clips focus on the O'FF celebrity status, and global warming.
Press the > to play each selection.
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
Today's clips focus on the O'FF celebrity status, and global warming.
Press the > to play each selection.
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
O'FrankenFailure on Fame & Celebrity
Ten Sounds That Turn Me Homicidal
The following are the Top Ten Sounds that completely justify my blood lust:
10) Crows "cawing". I'd like to capture them, super glue their beak shut, and release them. I'd sleep well at night knowing it's a matter of time until they starve to death.
9) Humming. People who walk around humming little tunes need to be beaten within an inch of their life. If they hum even one more note, ship 'em to the slaughterhouse.
8) People who sing along with the Muzak being piped into wherever you are. Remedy: See number 9 above.
7) The two note songbirds outside my window every morning. High note, low note, high note, low note. They know no other note and repeat the same high/low note ad nauseum. Firecrackers thrown at their nest works temporarily.
6) Crying babies or children. I know kiddies, most of the time it's not your fault, but that doesn't make it any less offensive. To quote a friend who has spent many a movie in a theater putting up with crying babies: "Crying babies will immediately be taken to the lobby and shot."
5) Tantrum Throwing Children. 1-Get plastic bag. 2-Put plastic bag over head of tantrum throwing child. 3-Secure bag with duct tape around neck. 4-Child ceases to throw tantrum within minutes.
4) The sound of knives and forks hitting a near empty plate with force. Hey, how the fu*k would you like to spend the rest of your life being able only to consume all of your meals through a straw? I can make that happen.
3) The 'Sibilant S' sound. See explanation below under item titled Deafnessssssss. Cure: Take the course mentioned in the article with the hypertext. If that doesn't work, I have two fists that are guaranteed to resolve any and all dental issues you have. Note: Be aware you may eat, for the rest of your life, all your meals through a straw.
2) People who smack their lips when they eat. Maybe that was popular during, oh, I don't know, CAVEMAN ERA - but it's really annoying now.
1) Whistling, in any and all forms. I have a brother who would whistle to torture and annoy me and another brother when we were younger. My other, whistle-hating brother will confirm this. My whistling brother won't be pleased that I wrote about this but that's TFB! He'd whistle to p*ss us off and still does to this day. I see people whistling, with their lips puckered up just like puckered a**hole, and all I can think of is: I'd like to take a nice, sharp fillet knife and slice those puckered anus lips off your face. And then I would taunt you with "Hey, let's hear you whistle 'Flight of The Bumblebee' now muthaf*ker."
©2005
10) Crows "cawing". I'd like to capture them, super glue their beak shut, and release them. I'd sleep well at night knowing it's a matter of time until they starve to death.
9) Humming. People who walk around humming little tunes need to be beaten within an inch of their life. If they hum even one more note, ship 'em to the slaughterhouse.
8) People who sing along with the Muzak being piped into wherever you are. Remedy: See number 9 above.
7) The two note songbirds outside my window every morning. High note, low note, high note, low note. They know no other note and repeat the same high/low note ad nauseum. Firecrackers thrown at their nest works temporarily.
6) Crying babies or children. I know kiddies, most of the time it's not your fault, but that doesn't make it any less offensive. To quote a friend who has spent many a movie in a theater putting up with crying babies: "Crying babies will immediately be taken to the lobby and shot."
5) Tantrum Throwing Children. 1-Get plastic bag. 2-Put plastic bag over head of tantrum throwing child. 3-Secure bag with duct tape around neck. 4-Child ceases to throw tantrum within minutes.
4) The sound of knives and forks hitting a near empty plate with force. Hey, how the fu*k would you like to spend the rest of your life being able only to consume all of your meals through a straw? I can make that happen.
3) The 'Sibilant S' sound. See explanation below under item titled Deafnessssssss. Cure: Take the course mentioned in the article with the hypertext. If that doesn't work, I have two fists that are guaranteed to resolve any and all dental issues you have. Note: Be aware you may eat, for the rest of your life, all your meals through a straw.
2) People who smack their lips when they eat. Maybe that was popular during, oh, I don't know, CAVEMAN ERA - but it's really annoying now.
1) Whistling, in any and all forms. I have a brother who would whistle to torture and annoy me and another brother when we were younger. My other, whistle-hating brother will confirm this. My whistling brother won't be pleased that I wrote about this but that's TFB! He'd whistle to p*ss us off and still does to this day. I see people whistling, with their lips puckered up just like puckered a**hole, and all I can think of is: I'd like to take a nice, sharp fillet knife and slice those puckered anus lips off your face. And then I would taunt you with "Hey, let's hear you whistle 'Flight of The Bumblebee' now muthaf*ker."
©2005
Deafnessssssssss
I cannot be the only one who has noticed this most irritating mispronunciation. I've noticed it primarily on television; mostly network and local news. It is appearing rapidly on television and radio commercials as well. More often than not it is more predominant among women, although men also suffer this infliction. I don't know if it is intentional in either gender, if the cause is dental related, something that is genetic, or if it is something that is learned behavior or, God forbid, taught to these individuals. It is the sibilant S sound.
And Lord almighty, there are days I wish I'd been born deaf. The sibilant S sound is a sound that grates on me and turns my insides into a full stage of malevolent, homicidal rage.
I'm talking about the 's' sound, when overly pronounced as in sea, Sears or mystery. It also rears its head when the person speaking gives an 's' sound to a word such as zebra as well as the 'ce' sound in the word excellence. It is the intensification and exaggeration of the 's' sound itself. I find it annoying, irritating and damn near hurtful to my ears. It's an epidemic on the Sunday morning political talk shows. Perhaps-and I'm guessing here- the lavaliere microphone is pinned to the lapel too close to the mouth of the person speaking.
I can't imagine any school or college of broadcasting teaching future on-air personalities to pronounce words with a strong emphasis on the sibilant S. Nor can I imagine that others are deaf to this corruption of the 's' sound. Nor can I imagine broadcasting management hiring someone for on-camera talent not hearing the sibilant 's', and saying, 'Hey, deaden the 's' sound, make it more blunt."
Unlike the strong 'T' sound that, say, performers in theater or stage are trained hit strongly, as in "We've got Trouble in Town", there doesn't seem to be any reasoning for stressing the enhancement of the 's' sound which results in the sibilant 's'.
I don't have a cure for those who inadvertently, or due to a speech issue, speak with a sibilant 's'. I can't imagine why anyone would do it on purpose, or think it's cool.
I have no affiliation with this site, which claims you can be cured of this affliction.
I mean, Jesus Keey-RISST Almighty, I'm at a cyber coffee shop with headphones on, listening to music, and I can still hear the lady two tables away and her cutting sibilant S.
Eardrums For Sale. Contact daviddrake2005@yahoo.com - I'm not kidding either. Price negotiable.
©2005
And Lord almighty, there are days I wish I'd been born deaf. The sibilant S sound is a sound that grates on me and turns my insides into a full stage of malevolent, homicidal rage.
I'm talking about the 's' sound, when overly pronounced as in sea, Sears or mystery. It also rears its head when the person speaking gives an 's' sound to a word such as zebra as well as the 'ce' sound in the word excellence. It is the intensification and exaggeration of the 's' sound itself. I find it annoying, irritating and damn near hurtful to my ears. It's an epidemic on the Sunday morning political talk shows. Perhaps-and I'm guessing here- the lavaliere microphone is pinned to the lapel too close to the mouth of the person speaking.
I can't imagine any school or college of broadcasting teaching future on-air personalities to pronounce words with a strong emphasis on the sibilant S. Nor can I imagine that others are deaf to this corruption of the 's' sound. Nor can I imagine broadcasting management hiring someone for on-camera talent not hearing the sibilant 's', and saying, 'Hey, deaden the 's' sound, make it more blunt."
Unlike the strong 'T' sound that, say, performers in theater or stage are trained hit strongly, as in "We've got Trouble in Town", there doesn't seem to be any reasoning for stressing the enhancement of the 's' sound which results in the sibilant 's'.
I don't have a cure for those who inadvertently, or due to a speech issue, speak with a sibilant 's'. I can't imagine why anyone would do it on purpose, or think it's cool.
I have no affiliation with this site, which claims you can be cured of this affliction.
I mean, Jesus Keey-RISST Almighty, I'm at a cyber coffee shop with headphones on, listening to music, and I can still hear the lady two tables away and her cutting sibilant S.
Eardrums For Sale. Contact daviddrake2005@yahoo.com - I'm not kidding either. Price negotiable.
©2005
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Because he knows so much about them...
Good old Reginald Kenneth Dwight (aka Elton John) calls Live 8 "an anti Climax".
Huh, that's funny, because that's what David Furnish says about Elton! (Rim shot! - NO! get your minds out of the gutter people, I mean a drum rim shot -- geeeeeez!)
Huh, that's funny, because that's what David Furnish says about Elton! (Rim shot! - NO! get your minds out of the gutter people, I mean a drum rim shot -- geeeeeez!)
Ars Gratia Artis
Well beyond 'Art for the sake of art':
You will want to see: THIS IS FANTASTIC! You just have to go there, and CLICK on the Hillary in 2008 hypertext.
MAJOR Hat Tip to my friends up north at Rite Turn Only for directing me to this riotous romp!
You will want to see: THIS IS FANTASTIC! You just have to go there, and CLICK on the Hillary in 2008 hypertext.
MAJOR Hat Tip to my friends up north at Rite Turn Only for directing me to this riotous romp!
NASA: Thancs Fer Dumbin' It Doywn Fer Us 'All!
Duuuuh, thancs y'all at NASSER fer 'splainin' ta us commin foks whatcher all doin' up there. I herd on the raydeeo a few daze ago that y'all waz checkin' an jiggalun all the waires on that there shuddle befor y'all lunchet it up inta space. That reelly made a cunnectun ta all uf us who don unnersand all the teknikal talk y'all do. Mes bea qwite some educashun y'all have ta 'splain that kinda stuff ta us all.
Ah alzo herd the uther day on the raydeeo that y'all were gonna use a hacksaw ta cut off some kinda stuff that cud be sum sorta problum in makin' fer the shuddle gettin' two hot when it comez back down. That there NASSER feller said the hacksaw is jes like th' kind I kan by at th' local har-da-ware store. Thanks fer lettin' me no that since I uzualy by mah hacksaws down at the lokal Darry Qweeen. I fer sure wooda felt stoopid a goin' ta th' Darry Qweeen and byin' there hacksaw when I shudda gone two th' har-da-ware store.
We ain't worried none 'bouut that there shuddle no mor noow that ya'all splained it ta us sew gud. I tell mah wif Lurleen that y'all usin' th' same kin-o duck tape that ah uze ta shut up the littl ones 'roun here when theys git ta cryin' two long.
Thanc y'all agen, NASSER, fer yer puttin' all that teknikal talk inta werds that wee all kan unnersand. Thatz muyst bbe whay y'all makin' the beeg mooney.
Frum yer fan up in th' northurn stiks, Cleeeetus
(kopywight 2005 bahy Cleeeetus fer that Daved Drak guy)
©2005
Ah alzo herd the uther day on the raydeeo that y'all were gonna use a hacksaw ta cut off some kinda stuff that cud be sum sorta problum in makin' fer the shuddle gettin' two hot when it comez back down. That there NASSER feller said the hacksaw is jes like th' kind I kan by at th' local har-da-ware store. Thanks fer lettin' me no that since I uzualy by mah hacksaws down at the lokal Darry Qweeen. I fer sure wooda felt stoopid a goin' ta th' Darry Qweeen and byin' there hacksaw when I shudda gone two th' har-da-ware store.
We ain't worried none 'bouut that there shuddle no mor noow that ya'all splained it ta us sew gud. I tell mah wif Lurleen that y'all usin' th' same kin-o duck tape that ah uze ta shut up the littl ones 'roun here when theys git ta cryin' two long.
Thanc y'all agen, NASSER, fer yer puttin' all that teknikal talk inta werds that wee all kan unnersand. Thatz muyst bbe whay y'all makin' the beeg mooney.
Frum yer fan up in th' northurn stiks, Cleeeetus
(kopywight 2005 bahy Cleeeetus fer that Daved Drak guy)
©2005
Air(head) America O'FrankenFailure Explains Gloria Wise SCANDAL
MORE commentary on the GLORIA WISE SCANDAL!
Just click the > to hear each audio clip.
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
Just click the > to hear each audio clip.
All voices are impersonated...or are they?
©2005
O'FrankenFailure: More on Gloria Wise SCANDAL
O'FrankenFailure on Repaying Gloria Wise
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
To Honor, Remember and Thank
Not much seems to outrank what happened to Our Marines in Baghdad today, and other innocent lives lost. You will not be forgotten nor what you fought for. God Bless You.
Nothing else seems worth writing about.
Nothing else seems worth writing about.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Air France-Toronto Passengers Reported Safe and All Alive!
HERE, via the BBC.
Amen!
Amen!
Many could not believe that every one of the 279 passengers and 12 crew managed to escape virtually unscathed.
Air France Jet Skids Off Toronto Runway
...And I bet they didn't have to spend a dime of PBS money!
THIS JUST ROCKS!
Mr. AlGore: Hello my loyal constituents. I'm so glad we're together today. Each one of your votes, I mean you is very special to me. Today I want to talk about something very important. Voting. Do you know what voting is? I thought you did. Voting is where grownups go to a small booth, and put a mark next to a Democrat's name so the Democrat can be President.
One Blog/Second; Eternal Planes Watch Over Us
One Blog/Second
In its latest State of The Blogosphere report (delievered by Al Gore...no, that's nowhere in the article), it said the number of blogs it was tracking now stood at more than 14.2M blogs, up from 7.8M in March.
Really, whose voice is that?
Cluck and O'FrankenFailure Audio
"Baaa-kaaaaw!"
©2005
Click on the > to play the audio clip. All celebrity voices are impersonated . . . or are they?
Labels: Cluck
Dialogue Coach for O'FrankenFailure?
Monday, August 01, 2005
"The Devil's Rejects": Rejected!
I should've taken the advice of Nick Castagnola and his review of The Devil's Rejects and saved my money, but I went to see it. I was, at the very least, expecting something along the line of (the original) Texas Chainsaw Massacre which had at least some historical and factual basis with regard to Ed Gein. But more and more as I think of what I saw on screen, DR was just a blood fest for blood fest sake. There were no moments of genuine, or even contrived, suspense. The dialogue could've been written by any house cat walking on the keys of a word processor. Actually, that last sentence is being unkind toward cats, who for all intense purposes would have turned in a far better script than DR.
It did have some inventive editing techniques and some good musical selections that, in an almost demented way, accompanied the visuals. But it lacked the heart and soul of a TCM or a Natural Born Killers, one of Oliver Stones' finest.
Speaking of NBK, here's another oddity: one of the reviews of DR on imdb.com notes that "DR is what NBK wanted to be." Pure rubbish. NBK, as well as TCM, has a historical basis. Someone once asked film critic Roger Ebert, whom I respect very much, in his syndicated column, if he thought that the reviews in imdb were 'set up' by those connected with a particular film, as so many imdb reviews (especially the first review) always seem to be so pro, raving, thumbs up of the particular film. Ebert responded (and I paraphrase) that he didn't know for sure if that was the case and wasn't unable to prove it.
DR director Rob Zombie seems to know what to do with film as a medium, as I noted his skill in editing techniques (or he had a damn good editor). He also recreated (or found locations) reminiscent of the Bates Motel in Psycho. Zombie's choices in camera work and angles also was very good. The cast, especially Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding, and William Forsythe as The Sheriff, are very good. But it seems they didn't have a whole lot to work with in terms of story or script.
If it's blood and guts you want to see, with a story that supports what you're seeing on screen, my pick remains George A. Romero's "Land of The Dead".
Not dissing you Rob, but "LoTD" is a better zombie.
It did have some inventive editing techniques and some good musical selections that, in an almost demented way, accompanied the visuals. But it lacked the heart and soul of a TCM or a Natural Born Killers, one of Oliver Stones' finest.
Speaking of NBK, here's another oddity: one of the reviews of DR on imdb.com notes that "DR is what NBK wanted to be." Pure rubbish. NBK, as well as TCM, has a historical basis. Someone once asked film critic Roger Ebert, whom I respect very much, in his syndicated column, if he thought that the reviews in imdb were 'set up' by those connected with a particular film, as so many imdb reviews (especially the first review) always seem to be so pro, raving, thumbs up of the particular film. Ebert responded (and I paraphrase) that he didn't know for sure if that was the case and wasn't unable to prove it.
DR director Rob Zombie seems to know what to do with film as a medium, as I noted his skill in editing techniques (or he had a damn good editor). He also recreated (or found locations) reminiscent of the Bates Motel in Psycho. Zombie's choices in camera work and angles also was very good. The cast, especially Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding, and William Forsythe as The Sheriff, are very good. But it seems they didn't have a whole lot to work with in terms of story or script.
If it's blood and guts you want to see, with a story that supports what you're seeing on screen, my pick remains George A. Romero's "Land of The Dead".
Not dissing you Rob, but "LoTD" is a better zombie.
Bush Recess Appointment of U.S. Ambassador To United Nations
Today President George W. Bush, using his Constitutional Power, appointed an Ambassador to the United Nations. President Bush named Rob "Acidman" Smith as the United States Ambassador to the United Nations. Both President Bush and Acidman appeared before the press from the White House Rose Garden.
"I'm very pleased to announce my selection for this position today," said Bush. "I have full confidence in Acidman, I know he will put the priorities of our great country before those of the U.N., and look out for our best interest. This post is too important to leave open any longer", said the president. Bush admitted that the appointment was a bit of a surprise to those that were expecting him to appoint John Bolton. "I think Acidman will bring his unique perspective to this position and do a very fine job."
Taking the podium to address the press, Acidman introduced himself and his vision as the new ambassador. "I'm not going to take any sh*t from any of these U.N. motherfu*kers who think their sh*t doesn't stink," said Rob. "I plan to carry my guns on me at all times while conducting my duties and carry my moonshine with me wherever I go," he said.
After his statement, the press was permitted questions. "Who are you to be the ambassador," asked Terry Moron of ABC News.
Taking a sip from his flask, Acidman responded, "Who the f*ck are you and what the f*ck do you know, sh*thead? Next question."
"What experience do you have to be an ambassador," asked White House Press veteran since the Coolidge Administration Haggard Helen Thomas.
"Bejesus! Are you still alive you mummified slug? Next question," said Rob.
Gwen Awfull, of P(ee)BS, asked, "Do you feel your attitude may impact your ability to reach consensus with other countries?"
"Attitude! WHAT fu*king attitude do you mean? Do you mean this attitude," said Rob, holding up both middle fingers directly in view of Awfull's sight line.
The press corps fell silent, shocked at his answers. It was NBC's David Gregory who had the fortitude to pitch the next question: "We're totally unfamiliar with you. Can you tell us what your first actions will be as Ambassador to the U.N.?"
Downing another gulp from his flask, Acidman wiped his brow and replied, "My first action is going to seek a resolution that requires whenever current U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan wishes to address the U.N. he must do so only, I repeat only, in the form of mime."
Bush, beaming with pride at Acidman, announced an end to the questioning and he and his new ambassador left the podium for the Oval Office.
"One more thing for you sonsabitches," said Rob, referring to the press. Pulling down his pants, and mooning the entire press corps, the new U.N. Ambassador yelled. "Kiss my cracker white ass!" The president laughed.
©2005
Update,Credit: Jason Loomis has a great saying at the bottom of his blog page: "I give credit where due, you should too." And I think it is a great line. Unfortunately, I didn't publish my final version of the above item yesterday, which included the Credit. HERE IS the item that inspired the story. After that item, the above just about wrote itself. It was just waiting for the day to come where someone was named Ambassador to the U.N., and I couldn't think of any better person for the job than this man. So that's where the credit and inspiration respectfully go.
"I'm very pleased to announce my selection for this position today," said Bush. "I have full confidence in Acidman, I know he will put the priorities of our great country before those of the U.N., and look out for our best interest. This post is too important to leave open any longer", said the president. Bush admitted that the appointment was a bit of a surprise to those that were expecting him to appoint John Bolton. "I think Acidman will bring his unique perspective to this position and do a very fine job."
Taking the podium to address the press, Acidman introduced himself and his vision as the new ambassador. "I'm not going to take any sh*t from any of these U.N. motherfu*kers who think their sh*t doesn't stink," said Rob. "I plan to carry my guns on me at all times while conducting my duties and carry my moonshine with me wherever I go," he said.
After his statement, the press was permitted questions. "Who are you to be the ambassador," asked Terry Moron of ABC News.
Taking a sip from his flask, Acidman responded, "Who the f*ck are you and what the f*ck do you know, sh*thead? Next question."
"What experience do you have to be an ambassador," asked White House Press veteran since the Coolidge Administration Haggard Helen Thomas.
"Bejesus! Are you still alive you mummified slug? Next question," said Rob.
Gwen Awfull, of P(ee)BS, asked, "Do you feel your attitude may impact your ability to reach consensus with other countries?"
"Attitude! WHAT fu*king attitude do you mean? Do you mean this attitude," said Rob, holding up both middle fingers directly in view of Awfull's sight line.
The press corps fell silent, shocked at his answers. It was NBC's David Gregory who had the fortitude to pitch the next question: "We're totally unfamiliar with you. Can you tell us what your first actions will be as Ambassador to the U.N.?"
Downing another gulp from his flask, Acidman wiped his brow and replied, "My first action is going to seek a resolution that requires whenever current U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan wishes to address the U.N. he must do so only, I repeat only, in the form of mime."
Bush, beaming with pride at Acidman, announced an end to the questioning and he and his new ambassador left the podium for the Oval Office.
"One more thing for you sonsabitches," said Rob, referring to the press. Pulling down his pants, and mooning the entire press corps, the new U.N. Ambassador yelled. "Kiss my cracker white ass!" The president laughed.
©2005
Update,Credit: Jason Loomis has a great saying at the bottom of his blog page: "I give credit where due, you should too." And I think it is a great line. Unfortunately, I didn't publish my final version of the above item yesterday, which included the Credit. HERE IS the item that inspired the story. After that item, the above just about wrote itself. It was just waiting for the day to come where someone was named Ambassador to the U.N., and I couldn't think of any better person for the job than this man. So that's where the credit and inspiration respectfully go.
Goodbye Tom, but Hoping You Return
Tom Snyder ended and closed his Colortini site today, August 1, 2005. I will miss it. The media is less better off without you Tom, please return in the near future.
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