Sunday, July 31, 2005
More, New Audio Clips
2) The O'FrankenFailure Comments on not being live on the Air last week.
3) Bubba Stumps for MrsSatan in 2008
Press > on each clip to hear.
All celebrity voices are impersonated . . . or are they?
©2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
THANK YOU RABID, RAVENOUS, BITTER LIBERALS!
Your RABID RAVENOUS BITTER LIBERAL party, you see, has nothing to offer America or the World. We've listened to you bitch and bitch for the previous five and one-half years, but you're bitching rings quite hollow. You offer nothing proactive or positive. You've actively sponsored NOTHING for the betterment of the U.S. or the world.
Yes, you have your little radio network Air(head) America, and you claim "The Big Guys (I guess you must be directing that towards Rush Limbaugh, Tony Snow, Laura Ingram, Bill Bennett, Hugh Hewitt, Dennis Prager, and Michael Medved - as well as your nemesis Fox News: FAIR and BALANCED) Are Scared of us." Pffffffft! You're network is a joke and the personalities you have are a bunch of recovering or active alcoholics, celebrities who've hit the bottom career-wise, or blubbering, blabbering, uninformed talking heads who couldn't hold a candle to the likes of Snow or Limbaugh, let along the intelligence and analysis of a John McLaughlin or William F. Buckley, Jr.
Yes, people like Janeane Garofool-oh-fool-oh and Castrati Boy Malloy. Whew! Deep thinkers they consider themselves. Diminutive Dwarfs is more like it. And yet, you claim to be the party of compassion. Here is compassion for you; on Friday July 29th, Castrati Boy Malloy, to the tune of the children's song "The Wheels on The Bus Go Round and Round" replaced those lyrics with, referring to the July 7th London subway terror attacks: "The people on the bus are blown to bits, blown to bit, blown to bits, the people on the bus are blown to bits early in the morning."
Don't believe me. Go to his website, write down his program's phone number and call him Monday and ask him. Or, if he archives his show (God knows I don't know if he does), go listen to his "compassion" for what happened on July 7th in London. Oh, Castrati Boy, I take so much solace in the fact that you are an old man, much older than I. And by all actuarial accounts I will outlive you. And I'm gonna have one f*cking field day ripping you up one side and down the other come the day you take that dirt nap. The Haggard Helen pig roasting on a spit photo is a mild, Sunday School reading compared to the treatment you will receive here.
And then we have the Gloria Wise issue, with Air(head) America stealing money, embezzling really, from elderly Alzheimer patients and hungry children. Why, just the same group that Liberals falsely accuse conservatives of attacking. The childhood saying of "When you point a finger at me you have three pointing back at yourself" couldn't ring more true.
I could write a 100,000 word piece on the "Aaahhhhhhhhh...Aaahhhhhh....Aaaahhh" of the O'FrankenFailure, the noxious, nails-across-a-chalkboard-screech of Cacklin' Lampshade, the dormant brain of Garofool-oh-fool-oh, the totally uninformed Wendy Mild, former North Dakota weatherman (or was it sports reporter?) Big Fat Eddy, and of course, girly voiced Castrati Boi Malloy.
But here is what it all comes down to; you offer no solutions or cures for the problems that anyone, anywhere face. You have exposed yourselves and your party for what it really is; a party that offers nothing substantive. You have no plan(s), even though your last losing presidential candidate Kerry claims different. It's funny, if you do the research, Kerry knew by late afternoon on Election Day that he had lost, that he didn't have, nor would he get, the Electoral Votes needed to put him in the White House. Yet, he pretended there still was hope. And that's what your Liberal Party is, a party pretending there is hope when there is none.
Again, Senator "I Have A Plan", WHEN will the public see your service records that you so vociferously claimed would be made public once you signed Form 180?
I thank you all for digging the grave of your own party, saving me the physical labor of having to grab a number two shovel and dig it for you. The best part is, it's damn fun sitting in the shade, sipping on a cool beverage, watching all of you dig your own grave. I don't even break out in a sweat. Thank you Liberals, please by all mean, keep going in the direction you have been. Watching you self destruct has become a wonderful and new spectator sport! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
©2005
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
Friday, July 29, 2005
Soooey...Soooey...Soooey!
This is all being done so Helen The Haggard will keep her promise to kill herself, if Cheney runs in '08, as she said earlier this week. Of course, she's a lying Liberal, so there's no reason to think she would keep her word.
Until then..."Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!"
Do you suppose her problem is she just never got laid?
For larger image of the above CLICK HERE but be warned...
Below is a recent photo of her good friend Little Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy. Maybe he can put out her methane ass fire?
Hey Little Girly Voiced Castrati Boy Malloy, are you BIG enough to put out Haggard Helen's fire? I doubt it!
And don't go telling me I'm being mean with this post. Have you ever listened to either of these (to quote the Castrati Boy): "Lying sonsobitches who are both members of Crime Families?" Yeah, Helen The Hog and Castrati Boy can dish it out, but can they take it as well?
"Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!" Go ahead Girly Voiced Castrati Boy, go 'plug' Haggard Helen's fiery, flaming a**hole. I can't think of a better use for you.
©2005
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Audio Explanation on Air(head) America Theft
All celebrity voices are impersonated. . .or are they?
Press > to play.
©2005
Air(head) America STEALS from the POOR!
Whatcha' got to say about this, little, girly-voice Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy?
AIR AMERICA: STEALING FROM POOR KIDS?!
Michelle Malkin
NewsTeam POSTED: 07.27.05 @08:23
Air America is being investigated in New York for diverting federal/local funds--possibly "hundreds of thousands of dollars"--meant for inner-city kids and senior into the station's coffers.
Um, why isn't the New York Times, which has spilled tons of adulatory ink on the liberal radio network, covering this scandal on its front page?
Radio blogger Brian Maloney has the lowdown. Read the whole thing. He sniffed out the story when he spotted this tidbit buried in the NY Daily News about Air America being targeted in a NYC Department of Investigation probe of kids' and seniors' programs being ripped off in the Bronx:
A Bronx congressman yesterday praised the smooth takeover of dozens of programs serving thousands of youngsters and seniors across the borough after the city yanked funding from two sponsoring agencies that have come under a cloud.
The nonprofit Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club and its affiliate Pathways for Youth found their city contracts, running into the millions of dollars, abruptly ended last month by the city Department of Investigation...
In its initial announcement, the DOI said it was probing allegations that program officials "approved significant inappropriate transactions and falsified documents that were submitted to various city agencies."
According to published reports, the allegations involve Charles Rosen, the founder of Gloria Wise who has stepped down as executive director, investing city contract funds in Air America Radio, the liberal talk radio network. Evan Cohen, Air America's former chairman, had served as Gloria Wise's director of development.
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
"I Don't Like Spam...I mean, Republicans!"
The "I Hate Republicans" Sketch:
From Left to Right: The Internet Inventor, Mr. Impaired Driving Skills, Mr. "I Have A Plan", The Klansman, Bubba, Madeline FatBright, "MeatHead", Flabbius Maximus, Mrs Satan
Internet Inventor: I honed tobacco fields and spoke with Johnny Carson on the telephone, but I still want another recount in Florida!
Impaired Driving Skills: Where's my neckbrace and my bourbon (hic)?
I Have A Plan: I Have a Plan!
The Klansman: Where's my hood?
Bubba: Rob Reiner...you sure have a nice ass. Why, if you'd just bend over the counter for a few minutes...
FatBright: We all believed Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Meathead: THERE WILL BE NO SMOKING G*DAMNIT!
Flabbius: I'm hungry...Hungry! HUNGRY! FEED ME! WHERE'S MY FOOD!
MrsSatan: Damn Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas; littering and shoplifting.
All Together: We Don't Like Republicans...because they're beating us, (waaah, waaah), it's not...it's not...FAIR !
©2005
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Albert Gore: Internet Inventor, Joke Writer, Bitter, Bitter Liberal!
"Uh, okay stop me if you've heard this one...a former vice-president who lost his presidential bid walks into a bar....oh, you've heard that one? Okay - um, the inventor of the internet walks into a bar....oh, you've heard that one too?"
Friday, July 22, 2005
Secret Sound Clips From an "Unnamed Source"
With the one exception of the voice mail message left on my answering service, and noted as such, the others must remain anonymous.
Press the sideways triangle to hear each audio clip below. (All voices are impersonated . . . or are they?)
©2005
The Dead Walk Amongst Us...
Just another member of the 'objective press', aren't you Helen? Big difference when it comes to questioning Scott McClellan as opposed to Joe Lockjaw...er, Lockhart or taking at face value "I am unable to comment on an ongoing investigation" when said by Mr. Janet "Shaky The Clown" Reno, isn't it Helen?
Warning: Looking at the below picture for prolonged periods of time may cause blindness, or severe and irreversible retina damage:
Haggard Helen, The Queen of The White House Press Corps
(My scrotum has less wrinkles than her face.)
©2005
MrsSatan: She's Got Balls; Tackles The Really Tough Issues!
C'mon MrsSatan, we all know its not sex. Why, your hubby Bubba taught us that sex isn't sex, and certainly video or computer game sex isn't sex. Sex is never sex, according to you and 'da Bubba-man, right? And you have the gall to go after this mild, non-news issue? Huh - I guess you, being the smartest woman in the world, have tackled and solved all the other more important issues facing the United States and the world.
What a grandstanding, phony piece of sh*t. What next big issue are you going to tackle, MrsSatan? Littering? Wow, that could be a huge issue that just may get you elected to the White House in 2008.
Here's another two issues that are at the top of this list that needs your attention: Shoplifting and people who don't pick up after their dog does "their duty". Why, they both are epidemics, to use a word the Left grasps near and dear to their bosom. Whew, try not to spend all your time on these issues that simply dwarf all other global issues. Remember to get some sleep, and drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want for you to dehydrate or become ill solving problems that no one else has the balls or political savvy to tackle.
MrsSatan: The Warrior Who's Not Afraid to Tackle The Tough Issues!
©2005
Cocaine Possession Lesser Offense Than Theft! Minne"SNOW"ta Style!
From the Minneapolis Republic of North Korea Fishwrap/Asswipe Tribune:
Man sentenced for theft of memorabilia
July 22, 2005
An Apple Valley man was sentenced Thursday to more than nine months in jail for stealing thousands of dollars worth of sports memorabilia from his employer and selling it on the online auction site eBay.
Jason D. Lecher, 28, pleaded guilty in May to stealing sports cards, posters, jerseys, football helmets and other memorabilia from Shinder's for about two years. Authorities said he then sold the items on eBay.
Lecher was sentenced in Dakota County District Court. A restitution hearing has been scheduled for September.
Lecher will be allowed to leave jail for work, according to the Dakota County attorney's office.
"Oh, Dat's So Sad" News
Andrea Mitchell feels "angry, humiliated, embarrassed after Sudan Incident". "Oh, Dat's So Sad!"
Andrea Mitchell said she felt angry and humiliated after Sudanese bodyguards dragged her out of a room Thursday for questioning President Omar el-Bashir about his involvement in the country's violence.
Large, gun-toting guards painfully wrenched the 5-foot-3 Mitchell's arm behind her. She was freed after U.S. officials accompanying Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice complained.
Mitchell, NBC News' diplomatic correspondent, was part of a press contingent following Rice on her visit to the war-torn African country.
Sudanese officials already didn't want her there. Mitchell said she was shoved as she entered a room where Rice and el-Bashir were posing for pictures. Reporters were only allowed in at the State Department's insistence, and were told not to ask questions.
Mitchell, in a telephone interview after leaving a Sudanese refugee camp and arriving in Israel, said that attitude emboldened her.
"It makes me even more determined when dictators and alleged war criminals are not held to account," she said. "If our government is going to establish a relationship and push for a new beginning as Sudan reforms itself, they have to live up to international standards. A free press is part of that process."
Although el-Bashir has denied government involvement, the U.S. and international organizations say his government has equipped militiamen to massacre villagers in the rural Darfur province.
"Can you tell us why the violence is continuing?" Mitchell asked, as a Sudanese official said "no, no, no, please."
"Can you tell us why the government is supporting the militias?" she asked.
After getting no reply from el-Bashir, she asked, "Why should Americans believe your promises?"
It was then that she was forcibly removed.
"It is our job to ask," she said later. "They can always say `no comment' ... but to drag a reporter out just for asking is inexcusable behavior."
Afterward, Mitchell said she was "angry, embarrassed, humiliated" and upset that she had become part of an attention-getting incident. "Reporters don't want to become part of the story," she said.
Rice demanded an apology from the Sudanese government for the incident and, an hour later, the government's foreign minister called her on her airplane. Mitchell, the wife of Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, said no one from Sudan has gotten in touch with her.
"I would rather see them live up to their promises," she said. "What they did to me is not important. They can't control my life."
Poor widdle Andrea..."[I] was shoved as [I] entered a room where Rice and el-Bashir were posing for pictures."
"Reporters don't want to become part of the story," she said. Bwa-HA HA HA-Hardy Har Har! WTF world are you living in, Andrea? Of course you want to become part of the story, you want the attention and the limelight.
"...but to drag a reporter out just for asking is inexcusable behavior." What a bunch of hooey. Naw, what's inexcusable Andrea is for your lack of understanding of a basic, simple request: That it was a photo-op, no questions. Maybe the chemicals in the hair dye you use have soaked through into your brain so much so you simply have lost the ability to understand a basic request.
Poor widdle Andrea ... why don't you just give up the reporter gig? You're really not that good at it. Stay home and take care of Alan. Try to get him to drop the prime lending rate. Now THAT'D be good work on your part!
Poor Widdle Saddam:
The former, underwear model/dictator complains he's not getting the access to his attorneys that's he'd like.
New video shows Saddam Hussein complaining about lack of access to attorney
BAGHDAD, Iraq A new video that's been aired on an Arabic satellite television station shows Saddam Hussein complaining that he has not had sufficient access to his lawyer.
The footage shows the former Iraqi dictator complaining to a judge that he only gets to see his lawyer when he's being questioned during investigative sessions. He asks, "is this the law?"
Video of Saddam has been released in the past, but this is the first time he's been seen since the Iraqi Special Tribunal filed its first criminal case against him on Sunday.
In the video, Saddam is sitting on a chair. At one point, he's wearing glasses and taking notes. A man who appears to be his lawyer is sitting beside him.
Saddam also complains that when he greets the judges he doesn't get a response. ("Oh Dat's SO SAD!") He calls that "a big insult." And he says his detention by the Iraqi government is a joke since the Americans are the ones with power.
Hey, 'ya know what? Let's go ask the surviving family members of the Kurds that you gassed to death if they think you afforded their deceased loved ones access to attorneys? Let's ask the relatives of those you killed in Southern Iraq if they believe you allowed the deceased ample access to their legal teams before you murdered them.
Hotdamn sumobitch, why oh why didn't we just 'cap' this a**hole when we captured him, and save the world from this pathetic attempt to afford this modern day Hitler his day in court?
©2005
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Islamofascist Cowards Attack London Again
When I first heard the news this morning about London, initially, I thought it was a follow-up story to what happened two weeks ago. But no, sadly, the cowardly bastards struck again. I am SICK of this sh*t. I've had it. I have no problem or issue with the U.S. or the U.K, or any of our allies, should they choose to begin lobbing Tactical Nuclear Weapons into the "sacred cities" of Islam. F*ck 'em, destroy them, obliterate them. Collateral damage? Yep, there will be collateral damage. Innocents will be killed, that is the price of the war that they started. Too damned bad. For those fools, the idiots on the Left, the myopic, granular pea-sized brain individuals who will try to put the blame on President Bush and Prime Minister Blair, who will try to put the blame on the United States, I am re-running the Terror Timeline written by T. James Edwards first published on this site July 9:
London Bombings: Who Is Responsible?
We are beginning to hear the usual claptrap about Bush's aggressive wars in Afghanistan and Iraq being responsible for European bombings. This is a muddled stretch of the Bush-hating imagination, and here's why:1984: (17 years before Bush): Muslims bombed US embassy in Beirut, Lebanon
1985: (16 years before Bush): Muslims bombed restaurant in Madrid, Spain; Muslims hijacked TWA flight 847 en route from Athens to Rome; Muslims hijacked cruise ship Achille Lauro; Muslims bombed airports in Rome and Vienna
1986: (15 years before Bush): Muslims bombed TWA flight 840 en route from Rome to Athens; Muslims bombed a disco in Berlin
1988: (13 years before Bush): Muslims bombed passenger jet above Lockerbie, Scotland
1993: (eight years before Bush): Muslims bombed the World Trade Center
1995: (six years before Bush): Muslims bombed Paris subway
1996: (five years before Bush): Muslims bombed barracks in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
1998: (three years before Bush): Muslims bombed embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
2000: (one year before Bush): Muslims bombed the USS Cole in Yemen
This list above is hardly complete. It begins well before 1984, and continues through this day. Doubtless, it will keep going into the future. To get a complete picture of terrorism, visit the Terrorism Knowledge Base, one of the word's largest and most comprehensive databases chronicling the cruel deaths of innocent people.
The fact is, for more than 30 years, Muslims (the extreme variety) have deemed it acceptable and somehow productive to slaughter innocents as they travel to and from work, to shopping malls, and while sipping espresso at sidewalk cafes. Their cowardice has killed women, children, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Americans, Italians, French -- you know the drill. Characterizing this very old menace as something Bush is responsible for is an absurdity Anton Chekhov would fully appreciate. Bush is the first world leader to fight back in earnest, and that's why he twice earned my vote. Bill Clinton's errant guided missiles and full retreat from Mogadishu only resulted in an environment making 9/11 possible. And the puzzling responses to terrorism partially explains John Kerry's defeat.
The big question for American liberals and worldwide Bush-haters: Is it never okay for us to fight back?
And a suggestion for the same crowd: Review the list above, browse the Terrorism Knowledge Base, and then couch your irrational hatred of Bush. It's misplaced, and it's getting old.
And there is This item from Mens Daily News.com, by Tom Purcell from July 7, 2005:
An Open Letter to Our Islamofascist Buddies
I understand your confusion. You've probably been misunderstanding some of the messages that have been reported on the news -- those in which some American 'leaders' have stopped attacking the terrorists and instead attacked their president, who is unflinching in his efforts to defeat you.
But what you keep forgetting is that America is a free country. Anyone here is free to speak his or her mind. People can say anything even if it isn't true or even if it is intended to twist or confuse. And some of our 'leaders' have been doing just that. They hope to weaken the president with the hopes of winning back political power.
I can see how you could misunderstand that. The irony is that the best thing you could have done was to have NOT launched another attack. If you wanted to weaken our resolve to defeat you, you could have just sat back while America argued with itself, while we forgot how barbaric you really are.
But you blew it again.
This latest bombing reminds us of the way you beheaded Nick Berg, a fun-loving American fellow who did nothing to wrong you, and how you praised your God while you murdered him.
It reminds us of the way you took over a school in Chechnya, killing innocent children. And how you blew up the trains just before the Spanish elections. And how you've detonated bombs all over the world on numerous occasions with the hopes of spreading fear and terror, and how you killed thousands in America on 9/11.
This last act in London was just as horrific as your past work. I read the reports of walls covered with blood, of body parts spread about the twisted steel. That is your signature, isn't it. Well it's a dumb signature.
The truth of the matter is that you fellows aren't very smart. You had a nice host country in Afghanistan -- you were free to train terrorists and foment your hatred -- but then you attacked America on 9/11. You expected us to cower, but you got the opposite. You've been on the run ever since.
And just as America was turning on itself -- just as Democratic senators and others have had some success clouding what the war on terror is really about and making Bush and the Republicans the bad guys -- you go and strike again, which has caused America to come back to its senses again.
I think it is because you are a bunch of narcissists. You suffer from the worst of human sin and weakness, while wrapping yourselves in the cloak of your religion. You are so lost in yourselves, you actually believe God is on your side as you slaughter the innocent.
That is why you keep miscalculating, you nitwits, and thanks to your miscalculations, you have strengthened our resolve just when we needed a jolt.
That's why it's not going to work, boys.
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With all respect for Mr. Purcell and his fine article, I only have two comments: One: They are not our buddies. They are the lowest form of life on earth. Despicable bastards who deserve to burn in hell, as I'm sure they will. Two: 'Nitwits' is too kind a word Mr. Purcell. Again, they are bastards practicing murder in the name of their religion.
It's time to end this bullsh*t; this jihad of terrorism in the name of Allah. TNC them, TNC their cities, their people, and yes, their children as well. Because their children are being taught to hate us, to hate countries that believe in freedom and that believe in a justice system of innocence until proven guilty. They do not afford the courtesy of being presumed innocent.
They have started something that must be ended, and ended quickly and painfully. They are a malignant cancer that must be immediately sliced off the face of the earth.
They must be removed from the earth. Not jailed, not brought to trial, not dealt with in the scenario of world courts. We must respond in kind, for that is the only response they will understand. With TNC's.
We stand with you and by your side, London. We stand by and with our allies. It's time to take them "out" and remove these bastards from the planet. Period! End of story.
©2005
Labels: Islamic Terrorism
Happy Birthday MISTER Reno
Instead, we remember Elian, his relatives in Miami, and those that supported him and those that prayed he would have been able to stay here, in the U.S., rather than being returned to Cuba.
In doing so, mrssatan associate S.T. Miller submits the following:
The Elian Song
(To the tune of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by the Clash)
I floated in to Miami
To my uncle they gave me
Juan Miguel says "Give him back!"
Or Janet Reno will attack.
Mariselysis please don't let go,
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
It's always Si Si Si!
I want to stay in Miami.
One day is fine, next I am back
Thanks to Clinton and his flacks
Well come on and let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Can I stay or do I go now?
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
Miami Beach it will be rubble
So Judge don't be a pendejo
Can I stay or do I go?
This indecision's bugging me
If SWAT teams swarm I'll have to flee
Exactly where I do not know
Come and hide me Donato
From that bitch Janet Reno!
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
So you gotta let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Instead of concentrating on hunting down terrorists and al-Qaida, the Bubba Administration and Mr. Reno picked on such formidable threats as a little, defenseless Cuban boy, as well as killing innocents in Waco, Texas, while ignoring and appeasing the growing threat in North Korea and selling missile technology to the Chinese Communists, and lobbing a few missiles at al-Qaida. My, how proud Bubba and Mister Reno must be of themselves.
Find Plenty O' Tasteless Jokes HERE about Mister Reno, or, as I often call her "Shaky The Clown". Sorry folks, I don't buy the alleged Parkinson Disease. I think her shaking is nothing but an act to garner sympathy.
Shake Janet, Shake. Shake until your heart stops beating. The most worthless attorney general this country has ever seen under the most worthless president that ever, EVER, occupied the White House. Ahh yes, all of you LPOS must be so proud of yourselves.
Mister Janet Reno
©2005
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
RIP James Doohan
A few excerpts from MSNBC:
The powerfully built Doohan, [was] a veteran of D-Day in Normandy. At 19, James escaped the turmoil at home by joining the Canadian army, becoming a lieutenant in artillery. He was among the Canadian forces that landed on Juno Beach on D-Day. The sea was rough, he recalled. "We were more afraid of drowning than the Germans."
...he complained to his dentist [of always being associated with the character Scotty], who advised him: "Jimmy, you're going to be Scotty long after you are dead. If I were you, I'd go with the flow."
In a 1998 interview, Doohan was asked if he ever got tired of hearing the line "Beam me up, Scotty. " "I'm not tired of it at all," he replied. "Good gracious, it's been said to me for just about 31 years. It's been said to me at 70 miles an hour across four lanes on the freeway. I hear it from just about everybody. It's been fun."
My favorite scene of Scotty, where Doohan really shines and shows he's got 'chops' as an actor, in is 'Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan". Near the end, when Spock enters the chamber to sacrifice his life for the sake of the lives of the crew, and Scotty is on the outside of the plexiglas, and watches Spock as he dies.
Rest In Peace Scotty and consider yourself "Beamed Up".
WNBA To Get New Basketball
©2005
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
More Air(head) America Clips and a "PHC" Clip
I've added a new clip of Air(head) America personality Wendy Mild...ur "Wild" - yeah Wendy, you're so wild and out there. There's a name for women like you. It rhymes with "runt".
Last night Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy lamented how hard it was to find a babysitter for his kids. Hey, Castrati Boy - you're a raving Lib who believes in rehabilitation for criminals, right? Why not get Joseph Duncan to sit for your kids? You must believe in "giving felons and child molesters another chance". . . don't you, Castrati Boy? Castrati Boy...he's married to a woman? A woman with a penis? And hey, Castrati Boy, while your at it, you keep calling Republicans vampires. Hell, I'll take that as a compliment. Count Chocula is one of my heroes!
All voices are impersonated . . . or are they? ENJOY! (Just click on the sideways triangle to play each clip).
Paging Dr. Hartley and Dick Loudon
The time: 7PM Central Time
The channel: P(ee)BS
The program: American Masters
The topic: BOB NEWHART
For once P(ee)BS hasn't wait until after someone has died to profile them on American Masters, and Bob Newhart is not only deserving of it, the man is a comedic genius. 'Brilliant' doesn't do him justice. The man is simply a comedy "god".
Here is an interview with "Dr. Bob".
Q: Of all your accomplishments, of what are you most proud?
BN: I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
Q: Is there anything you haven't done that you'd like to do in the coming years?
BN: I think I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. No, I've had a very long and very satisfying career.
Mr. Newhart, you are simply "The Best"!
A Right Wing Art Gallery Collector Edition
(With profuse apologies to 'South Park' and Turd Sandwich!)
Labels: Ted Kennedy
Monday, July 18, 2005
Air(head) America in Six Minutes
The first three clips are from SAW and his co-host Cacklin' Lampshade.
Cacklin' Lampshade
Here is the Story on Cacklin's little DUI-vehicular side-swipe hit-and-run.
There are two clip from Fat Eddy Schultz.
The last clip is from Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy.
All voices are impersonated . . . or are they? ENJOY!
©2005
Friday, July 15, 2005
The Billgina Monologues
The Billgina Monologues© 2005 David Drake
"[Ours will be] the most ethical administration in the history of the Republic."
(Washington Week in Review, PBS, February 25, 1994)
"I ask that all Americans demonstrate in their personal and public lives... the high ethical standards that are essential to good character and to the continued success of our Nation."
(October 17, 1997. "National Character Counts Week")
From: Presidential Quotes
"I think it's plain that the president should resign and spare the country the agony of this impeachment and removal proceeding," Clinton said. "I think the country could be spared a lot of agony and the government could worry about inflation and a lot of other problems if he'd go on and resign."
From: Arkansas Online
"I can spend your money better than you can."
"Every time Bush talks about trust it makes chills run up and down my spine. The way he has trampled on the truth is a travesty of the American political system."
(Describing his opponent, George H.W. Bush, Federal News Service, 10/28/92)
"They've been exposed as the trash they are."
(Bill Clinton, January 27, 1992, speaking about the allegations that he had a 12 year affair with Gennifer Flowers. January 1998, Bill Clinton admits under oath in the Paula Jones deposition that he had an affair with Gennifer Flowers) Arkansas Gazette
From: Bill Clinton - Stupid Statements
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."
(Washington, D.C., January 26, 1998)
From: The History Channel
"Probably there are people in this room still mad at me, at the budget, because you think I raised your taxes too much. It might surprise you to know that I think I raised them too much too."
(Houston, TX - October 17, 1995)
From: National Review
Labels: Billgina
World Stops Blogging
"We were overwhelmed and shocked at the timing of when this happened, but not that it happened," said Jim McJim, President of the International Bloggers Union. "There's simply nothing left to say or write about," he said.
Recently blogs appeared to be carbon copies of the same topics that were previously published at other sites. Normally there is a vast variety of what bloggers write about, but recently blogs were simply mimicking every other blog.
"It's clear that subjects and topics had become exhausted and there wasn't anything new to say," stated McJim. Bloggers pride themselves on writing about breaking news, making news, politics, and virtually every subject under the sun. But according to McJim, it was only a matter of time until all topics had been covered over and over again.
Dingus Cabbage, of the well known Cabbage Blog, the oldest and most popular blog site in North America, holds the distinction of posting the last item on the blogosphere, at 12:07:57AM. "I posted my final piece, the last of a one hundred and nine part series on Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, logged out of my hosting site, and called it quits," said Cabbage. "I'm going to spend more time with my wife, kids, and at the neighborhood tavern down the block", he says.
India's most popular blogger is Kwarkisharri Omgibigi of New Delhi; his blog, Kwarki's Place, averages well over seven hits per day. "I started my blog weeks ago and wrote about every topic that exists," says Omgibigi. "But then a couple days ago I realized that I had nothing further to say," he says. Aware that other bloggers he knew were feeling the same way, Omgibigi said he suspected in the back of his mind that it wouldn't be long before they all stopped blogging.
"It is indeed a sad day," said Dr. Leather Hockleer, of the Interplanetary Blogger Consortium. Hockleer, along with Albert Gore, are credited for inventing the internet and the blogger phenomenon. "Now where will the masses get their information," asks Hockleer.
McJim expects some other new type of activity will replace blogging. "I hate to call it a fad," proffers McJim, "but what I think will replace blogging is people yelling and shouting their opinions directly in the face of other people. It may take a while to catch on, but I think it will be even bigger than blogging. Really, really big!"
© 2005
Underwear Three Sizes Too Small or Severely Retarded?
Mikey makes me laugh; real damn hard. Mikey, your voice is almost girlish, especially when you squeal in anger. Are your BVD's three sizes too small, a lack of testosterone, or is the castrati thing working against you?
Last night I listened to his radio show. I believe in listening to the enemy. All of a sudden, during a commercial break, the announcer said, "You're listening to the Best of Mike Malloy". Well, HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT if I hadn't been told. Why, I didn't know there was anything 'best' about you!
Here's what Le' Castrati Mikey had to say:
"(George) Bush and (Tony) Blair lie about everything." Hey Mikey, if you believe that, why aren't you used to it? We had eight years of lies from your Boy Bubba. What's the difference?
"A child dies (due to hunger) every three seconds." And that wasn't happening during Bubba's two terms? What'd Bubba do about world hunger? Mikey, I bet you're a big PRO-abortion advocate. How do you rationalize weeping about starving children when you advocate killing a human being who will never get the chance to eat?
Mikey also damn near wept for terrorists in Afghanistan, Iraq, Gitmo and Abu Gharib.
You know what Castrati Boy - I hate you too. But I find your show a laugh riot. Keep your fine, high-pitched girlish voice on the airwaves because "SAW" never was funny.
©2005
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Rock The Boat, Don't Rock The Boat Baby
Well, perhaps Dilpazier Aslam has a bright future working for the staff of John Kerry, MrsSatan, or Cluck Schumer?
Rock The Boat.
Hat Tip to TJE for the story.
9/11 Again; Only More Severe?
A caller to the program, who said he was former military, said he doubted that it is suitcase nukes that the sleeper cells possess. He said it was more likely that they had Dirty Bombs.
Somehow, I don't rest any easier knowing its Dirty Bombs rather than Suitcase Nukes.
Of course, there are those who call these predictive allegations outrageous. And maybe they are. But what if they're not? If you thought that the economy and consumer confidence waned after 9/11 (and it did!), what would you think it would be like after a dirty bomb or suitcase nuke attack?
As if that isn't enough to be concerned over, we also have the possibility of KGB agents in cahoots with al-Qaida:
Representative Tom Tancredo was to meet with Mr. Williams today. I haven't yet heard or read if that took place or not. Tancredo is one of the few voices urging a stronger stance in the border issues the U.S. faces with Mexico.
HERE is, purportedly, the full text of Osama Bin Laden's letter to the United States. Clearly, this man (or whomever wrote the letter) is a madman, practicing violence and mass murder in the name of his religion.
It appears that at least three Britons of Pakistani descent carried out the attacks in London on July 7. This certainly makes the argument for a stronger and more guarded policy for borders, language and culture.
If someone has made up their mind to kill you, chances are they are going to either succeed in their goal, or die trying. The only defense you have is to have knowledge of when and where it is to take place and avert it, or apprehend or kill them before they kill you.
One bomb ("dirty" or suitcase nuke) would devastate the U.S. Twenty would return us to the 17th Century. It would make the Great Depression seem like a Sunday picnic.
If Nazism had been a religion during World War II, would we have afforded Nazis the same benefit of the doubt that we now afford suspected terrorists at Gitmo? At Abu Ghraib? Hardly! Well, not unless you believe in the erroneous Liberal ideology that terrorists can be dealt with through legal channels and the court system. One can only imagine people like John Kerry or the former, ousted Spanish government asking Heinrich Himmler if he'd prefer Splenda or Sweet N' Low with his coffee, and if the air conditioning is too cold.
© 2005
Karl Rove Broke No Law
Anyway, it was interesting to hear former Deputy Assistant (under President George H.W. Bush) Ed Rogers debate the scuzzball John "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil of Clinton et al" Podesta over the Karl Rove/Valerie Plame item.
Podesta called it a "serious breach of national security." Rogers said it's a story that will dissipate in days or weeks, and I believe he is absolutely correct.
Rogers also noted that, no matter when or where Liberals lose their election or re-election, the one thing they cannot accept is defeat due to their own selves. That they always blame someone else, or something else. Damn, if that isn't true. With Al "I Invented The Internet" Gore the blame was placed on Florida and voters "too stupid" to understand the ballot. With John "I Have a Plan" Kerry it was the voters and the voting machines in Ohio.
I will never fail to be amazed by the fact that Liberals simply refuse to accept responsibility for their losses. For them, the loss is never their fault. They immediately begin pointing fingers at someone or something other than themselves.
But that's okay. People are wise to their antics. Actually, I encourage the Libs to keep up their tactics since it seems to be working against them all the time.
John Podesta...I turn over a rock, and see earthworms and slugs. If I dig deeper, I find the likes of Podesta. If I dig further, I find 'tarded cueball James Carvile. If I keep digging, eventually I get to China, and find Bubba and Al getting paid off by the Chi-Coms.
Liberalism; proof your Momma dropped you on your head several times as a child.
© 2005
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Joseph Duncan: Stalked Victims, Used Night Vision Goggles
Convicted sex offender Joseph Edward Duncan bragged to his 8-year-old captive during more than six weeks on the run, telling her how he used a shotgun and hammer to kill her family after staking out their home for days, court documents show.
...I will remember Shasta and Dylan Groene, and how they suffered.
I want Joseph Duncan to meet a grisly, painful, agonizing death. I'm sorry Lord, I can't get beyond that.
Iraq Terrorists Target CHILDREN
A suicide car bomber in Baghdad detonated his vehicle next to a U.S. military Humvee, amid a crowd of Iraqi children. Police say the blast killed 24 people, including up to a dozen children and one U.S. soldier.
Neighborhood resident Abbas Ali Jassem described the U.S. patrol entering the neighborhood and children starting to run behind it.
Suddenly an explosion occurred, leaving the east Baghdad neighborhood in shock.
Police Lt. Ali Abbas said that most of the bodies brought to the nearby al-Kindi Hospital were those of children. The U.S. military said at least seven children were killed. Last September, bombs killed 35 children as U.S. troops handed out candy at the inauguration of a sewage-treatment plant in west Baghdad...
17 Year Old Dutch Boy has 'Bomb'
The Clinton Dead List
Sure seems like you want to steer clear of Bubba and MrsSatan, doesn't it?
Rope-A-Dope
The White House's credibility is at issue here, and I believe very clearly Karl Rove ought to be fired, said Massachusetts Senator John Kerry.
"I'm nodding," said Senator Hillary Clinton, who was standing on stage with Kerry when he made the comment.
By the way Senator "I Have A Plan" - when will the public see your military records? You told Tim Russert you'd release them. LIAR! FRAUD! Turd Sandwich!
Advice to Republicans: Please adopt the Clinton "SO WHAT" strategy to all of these silly allegations from the Looney Left.
Karl Rove? SO WHAT!
Downing Street Memo? SO WHAT!
See how it works? Pretty simple, yes?
Kathleen Willey? SO WHAT!
Juanita Broderick? SO WHAT!
Whitewater Billing Records? SO WHAT!
SO WHAT! Yeah, use it Karl, use it!
© 2005
Armstrong Still Leads "de France"
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Mohammed Bouyeri: "Will Kill Again If Set Free."
The above mentality is the main root of terrorism, this is the potential cancer we face with terrorism here in the U.S., Spain, London, name the place - it applies everywhere. How do you appease someone who will kill and kill again, who is willing to commit suicide with the intent of killing and injuring others, who is not willing to allow for the existence of discourse from their religion?
What did the man, filmmaker Theo Van Gogh, do to incur such hatred and a grisly death? What offense did Mr. Van Gogh make? What 'sin' did he commit?
Remove from this situation all things religious and ask, how should society deal with an individual like this? It's not a hard answer. At the very, very least, an individual like Bouyeri should never - NEVER - be allowed back into the population-at-large again, ever.
© 2005
A judge Unaware - Continued
There are two other individuals taking calls on this matter: Lessa at (651) 297-5532, and another individual at (651) 297-4029.
Here is the address for the Becker County Courthouse:
Becker County Courthouse
915 Lake Avenue
Detroit Lakes, MN 56501
If you can take a moment to phone any of the numbers above, and, either by leaving a message on their voicemail, or if you end up actually speaking with someone, it won't take more than a couple of minutes for you to let them know that there is a large percentage of 'the public' that thinks the judge should step down from the bench due to his failure to keep Joseph Duncan in custody by setting a much higher bail; one that Duncan could not have been able to post. Thank you.
Stanley Cup: His Story of Near Obscurity
Stanley Cup, today
Mr. Cup, or Stan as he prefers to be called, was found homeless, living in an alley by a dumpster, with only a piece of cardboard as a blanket. Penniless and his home foreclosed on months ago, he has nowhere to turn.
"I've been living like this since late last winter," he said. Abandoned by the NHL, Stan seems to take it in stride, but underneath the facade the stress appears to be taking its toll. "It's not about the attention or the notoriety, it's about playing hockey," he says, "It's all about the hockey, I miss it and I need a home."
NHL officials refused to comment on the predicament of Mr. Cup, stating only that NHL talks will continue. To that, Stan adds, "This lockout is really getting ridiculous. If this goes on any longer, I tell you, NHL management can kiss my shiny silver ass."
Many NHL fans feel the same way.
© 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
London Strength
Srebrenica Remembered
An analysis of the political influences on this sad and tragic anniversary can be found HERE, by Edward S. Herman. (The numbers in [brackets] refer to his footnotes).
Consider (bolding mine):
The events of Srebrenica and claims of a major massacre were extremely helpful to the Clinton administration, the Bosnian Muslim leadership, and Croatian authorities. Clinton was under political pressure in 1995 both from the media and from Bob Dole to take more forceful action in favor of the Bosnian Muslims, [2] and his administration was eager to find a justification for more aggressive policies. Clinton officials rushed to the Srebrenica scene to confirm and publicize the claims of a massacre, just as William Walker did later at Racak in January 1999. Walker's immediate report to Madeleine Albright caused her to exult that "spring has come early this year." [3] Srebrenica allowed the "fall to come early" for the Clinton administration in the summer of 1995.
Rather than producing reconciliation the steady focus on Srebrenica victims and killers makes for more intense hatred and nationalism, just as the Kosovo war and its violence exacerbated hatred and tensions there and showed that Clinton's claimed objective of a tolerant multi-ethnic Kosovo was a fraud.
Herman continues:
The Bosnian Muslims have always been awkward for the war propagandists, and they became more so after 9/11-the U.S. 9/11 Commission Report claims that two of the 19 hijackers, Nawaf al Hazmi and Khalid al Mihdhar, and a "mastermind" of the attack, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, "fought" in Bosnia, and that bin Laden had "service" offices in Zagreb and Sarajevo. [66] Despite the huge focus on 9/11 and Al Qaeda these links have not been featured in the mainstream media ...
The media have played an important role in making the Srebrenica massacre a propaganda triumph. As noted earlier, the media had become a co-belligerent by 1991, and all standards of objectivity disappeared in their subservience to the pro-Bosnian Muslim and anti-Serb agenda. Describing the reporting of Christine Amanpour and others on a battle around Goradze, U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel John Sray wrote back in October 1995 that these news reports "were devoid of any semblance of truth," that Americans were suffering from "a cornucopia of disinformation," that "America has not been so pathetically deceived" since the Vietnam War, and that popular perceptions of Bosnia "have been forged by a prolific propaganda machine..[that has] managed to manipulate illusions to further Muslim goals." [73]
(I've inserted [deleted] on what some may consider rather frank language used in the link.)
July 1995: Monica Lewinsky joins the White House, as an intern in the Chief of Staff's office.
13 Nov 1995: Monica Lewinsky accepts a full-time, paid position in the White House Office of Legislative Affairs.
15 Nov 1995: In the Chief of Staff's office, White House intern Monica Lewinsky pulls down her pants to show President Bill Clinton that she is wearing black thong underwear. In response, Clinton verbally indicates his approval. Later that evening, Bill [deleted] Monica and plays with her [deleted]. Then she gives him a [deleted] while he talks on the phone.
17 Nov 1995: President Bill Clinton plays with Monica Lewinsky's [deleted], then she gives him a [deleted] while he talks on the phone with Congressman H.L. "Sonny" Callahan.
31 Dec 1995: President Bill Clinton plays with Monica Lewinsky's [deleted], then she gives him a [deleted].
We have what I call the Two Terms of Coasting, with the Clinton Administration. So many opportunities missed to take on what we are now seeing manifest itself in terrorist attacks all over the world. It will never really "get through" to the liberals that Clinton eight years were squandered. When you don't do anything, atrophy sets in. When atrophy sets it, bad things happen. We've been seeing this for a long time, but especially post- 9/11 and 3/11. We can only wonder what may follow 7/7.
© 2005
MrsSatan: "What, Me Worry?"
MrsSatan: Queen of Puke Rhetoric
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Dujail, Iraq
So, you can find it at this Google search Dujail.
Some of the deaths mentioned in the article are as follows:
* In the late 1980's as many as 150,000 Kurds were killed, many shot and dumped into mass graves, others killed in poison-gas (a WMD as far as I am concerned) attacks; the chemical weapons (WMD's) attack on the Kurdish town of Halabja in March 1988 that killed about 5,000.
* The Shiite rebellion repression in southern Iraq in 1991, in which 150,000 people are believed to have been killed.
* 160 men and boys from Dujail, as well as another 143 executed by Saddam's court.
And how many other mass graves have yet to be discovered or unearthed?
Ziad Najdawi is a Jordanian who is part of the international legal defense team of Saddam Hussein. He says, according to the NYT article:
"They [anyone not supportive of Hussein and anyone anti-American] can talk all they want, about executions and chemical weapons and mass graves, but we will say, 'It is all lies, nothing but lies, everything here is tainted by America.'"
I think Mr. Najdawi is presumptuously off the mark in what he asserts. I think it'll be damn hard to prove that "we" killed the Kurds, the Shiites, those in Dujail; as well as dug and buried them in mass graves.
I don't think it should be difficult to prove who really is responsible for those death. Saddam Hussein, of course. This isn't rocket science or quantum physics.
Mr. Burns' article is quite good. My question is this: It's from the NYT...will Liberals believe it, deny it, or ignore it?
© 2005
Minne"SNOW"ta: BCA Style!
Make sure to read the article from the 'SPSP', where it's noted that;
The former assistant director of Minnesota's crime lab [DAVID BRUCE PETERSON] was sentenced today to one year in the Ramsey County workhouse for stealing two pounds of cocaine from an evidence locker to feed his own addiction.
Ramsey County District Judge Salvador Rosas, who noted the sentence was a light one compared to what many drug offenders receive, gave David Bruce Petersen seven years in prison, but that sentence was stayed pending completion of 30 years probation.
If he exhibits good behavior, Rosas told Petersen, he will consider allowing him to leave the workhouse after three to six months and be subject to home confinement for the remainder of the year.
You know, I just can't help but think if anyone else was nabbed with two pounds of grade-A coke, they would be facing a much different prison sentence. Prison, WHAT prison?
Shouldn't people in positions such as an assistant director of the BCA be held to a higher (no pun intended; --- snoooort --- snoooort ---) standard since they are the ones entrusted to uphold the law? And entrusted to not tamper with evidence, no matter what their addiction demons may be?
ANYONE ELSE with two pounds of coke would be charged with intent to distribute. And would be doing far more time than one year in the county workhouse. But not the former assistant, who claimed the two pounds of nose dust was for "personal use".
Okay, the guy had/has a drug problem, cocaine is incredibly addictive. But shouldn't that be even more of a reason to hold someone in that position to a higher standard.
I'm almost certain Judge Salvador Rosas will be the most sought after judge, by anyone charged with illegal drug possession.
I wonder if the BCA is hiring? I'm looking for a new job.
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Oh, by the way, the state of Minnesota is 'Open For Business', the legislature resolved its impasse. Stop by, visit, stay a while. Need some coke? Stop by the BCA, maybe they have a couple bricks to give ya.
© 2005
Saturday, July 09, 2005
London Bombings: Who Is Responsible?
We are beginning to hear the usual claptrap about Bush's aggressive wars in Afghanistan and Iraq being responsible for European bombings. This is a muddled stretch of the Bush-hating imagination, and here's why:
1984: (17 years before Bush): Muslims bombed US embassy in Beirut, Lebanon
1985: (16 years before Bush): Muslims bombed restaurant in Madrid, Spain; Muslims hijacked TWA flight 847 en route from Athens to Rome; Muslims hijacked cruise ship Achille Lauro; Muslims bombed airports in Rome and Vienna
1986: (15 years before Bush): Muslims bombed TWA flight 840 en route from Rome to Athens; Muslims bombed a disco in Berlin
1988: (13 years before Bush): Muslims bombed passenger jet above Lockerbie, Scotland
1993: (eight years before Bush): Muslims bombed the World Trade Center
1995: (six years before Bush): Muslims bombed Paris subway
1996: (five years before Bush): Muslims bombed barracks in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
1998: (three years before Bush): Muslims bombed embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
2000: (one year before Bush): Muslims bombed the USS Cole in Yemen
This list above is hardly complete. It begins well before 1984, and continues through this day. Doubtless, it will keep going into the future. To get a complete picture of terrorism, visit the Terrorism Knowledge Base, one of the word's largest and most comprehensive databases chronicling the cruel deaths of innocent people.
The fact is, for more than 30 years, Muslims (the extreme variety) have deemed it acceptable and somehow productive to slaughter innocents as they travel to and from work, to shopping malls, and while sipping espresso at sidewalk cafes. Their cowardice has killed women, children, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Americans, Italians, French -- you know the drill. Characterizing this very old menace as something Bush is responsible for is an absurdity Anton Chekhov would fully appreciate. Bush is the first world leader to fight back in earnest, and that's why he twice earned my vote. Bill Clinton's errant guided missiles and full retreat from Mogadishu only resulted in an environment making 9/11 possible. And the puzzling responses to terrorism partially explains John Kerry's defeat.
The big question for American liberals and worldwide Bush-haters: Is it never okay for us to fight back?
And a suggestion for the same crowd: Review the list above, browse the Terrorism Knowledge Base, and then couch your irrational hatred of Bush. It's misplaced, and it's getting old.
© 2005
A judge Unaware - Continued
And the possibility Duncan being involved in the unsolved disappearance of another child is being reviewed to see if he is linked to it.
judge (lower case "j" intended, you don't deserve the title, Mr. Schroeder!) Thomas Schroeder, after the fact said "It [bail] would have been substantially higher," he said. "I mean, looking back, it probably would have been quite a bit higher". Too late, too little judge.
Police were tracking Duncan, and monitoring his blog entries.
"The blog came to light some weeks ago; it is not something that was just discovered after his arrest," said Becker County, Minnesota, attorney Joe Evans, head of the office that prosecuted Duncan. "I know (police) were viewing and paying attention to his blog."
Despite law enforcement's hopes, the 42-year-old computer programmer's sporadic postings did not give away his location. Instead, the last entries took a disturbed and ominous tone. In a May 11 posting titled "The Demons Have Taken Over," Duncan hinted of violence in his past and future. "I am scared, alone and confused, and my reaction is to strike out toward the perceived source of my misery, society," Duncan wrote. "My intent is to harm society as much as I can, then die."
Based on the blog postings, "We were worried that he was either going to re-offend, or commit suicide," said Skuza.Throw Away The Key is a national advocacy group that works on behalf of past and future victims of crime. They are seeking the resignation of judge Schroeder, of which I previously wrote.
Here is the contact information for Throw Away The Key: Contact: Michael Paranzino of Throw Away The Key, 202-253-4863, and at media@throwawaythekey.org.
PLEASE CONTACT THE COUNTY AND THE "judge" AND LET THEM KNOW THE "judge" NEEDS TO RESIGN AND STEP DOWN FROM THE BENCH.
Here is the address and telephone number for the Becker County Courthouse:
Becker County Courthouse - Telephone (218) 846-7305
915 Lake Avenue
Detroit Lakes, MN 56501
We have a severe problem in this country with how we're dealing with sexual predators of children and pedophiles. Personally, I don't think someone like that can be rehabilitated. So what is the answer?
Well, the Minneapolis Socialist Tribune would have you believe that tracking sexual predators is incredibly difficult:
Monitoring sex offenders is tough task
Paul Gustafson, Howie Padilla and David Chanen, Star Tribune
July 7, 2005
Minnesota probation and police officers have their hands full in trying to keep tabs on the thousands of convicted sex offenders who live among us.
But recent changes in state law are making it easier for them to monitor -- and warn the public about -- the state's most dangerous offenders.
A law enacted by the 2005 Legislature and signed by Gov. Tim Pawlenty closed one loophole by requiring sex offenders who move to Minnesota from other states to undergo an assessment to determine how much of a threat they pose and whether people in the communities where they settle should be notified of their presence.
"That's a very significant thing. That was one of the huge loopholes," said Rep. Morrie Lanning, R-Moorhead, a sponsor of the bill.
Legislators also overwhelmingly enacted tougher sex-crime laws, subjecting more of what they termed "the worst of the worst" offenders to life sentences without the possibility of parole.
And legislators added a requirement that sex offenders who say they are homeless must report their whereabouts to local authorities once a week.
Yet, caseloads remain challenging for probation agents supervising sex offenders. Even in Minnesota's largest cities, police have limited resources to ensure sex offenders keep their reported home and work addresses current.
Joseph E. Duncan, a registered sex offender from Fargo, kept up with his regular registration requirements while living in the city's Roosevelt neighborhood. In March, however, he was charged with second-degree criminal sexual conduct and second-degree attempted criminal sexual conduct stemming from an incident in Detroit Lakes last July.
He fled his Fargo home, and those charges in May then reappeared early Saturday morning in Idaho with an abducted 8-year-old girl who had been missing for weeks, authorities said.
Duncan was charged Tuesday in Idaho with two first-degree kidnapping counts and ordered held without bail. He's also suspected of murdering the 8-year-old girl's mother, two brothers and the mother's boyfriend.
Duncan's arrest shined a national spotlight on sex offender registration laws and on Fargo, where the 42-year-old had lived since 2000.
Fargo Police Chief Chris Magnus said Tuesday that he hopes people channel their fear and anger over the Duncan case into urging legislators and Congressional representatives to pass more stringent laws when it comes to tracking offenders.
He said residents should call upon lawmakers to create a uniform, national sex offender registry and go beyond the state-by-state approach to tracking them. He also suggested passing laws requiring offenders to check in with agencies more often than when they move or change jobs.
Finally, he touted the increase in the number of civil commitments since Alfonso Rodriguez, a registered sex offender, was accused of kidnapping and murdering University of North Dakota student Dru Sjodin in 2003.
In Fargo, which has about 150 sex offenders posing varying degrees of risk, officers check in with each of them three times a year. Offenders also receive a letter from the state twice a year and must return it to verify their home addresses.
"I can't imagine that there are the resources to make those kinds of checks in larger cities with the number of offenders they must have," he said.
I disagree. What I do know is this: If you end up owing the state of "ManyTaxes" five bucks, damn, THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, and will make every effort to recover that five bucks you owe them, even if they have to spend $50 to collect it.
Well, how about making every pedophile a debtor to the state, and make it so the debt cannot be repaid, thus, the state will always have their "GPS" on you?
I know that's not possible, so here's an idea: Perhaps a fifty year prison minimum on first time offenders (no EXCEPTIONS), with no chance for parole whatsoever, would be a good start. Too expensive you say? Bullets are cheap by comparison. I'm buying.
Most likely, Duncan will get his justice in prison. Word is, pedophiles and child molesters are the "bottom of the barrel" in terms of prison population. Even the most heinous killer in prison has no sympathy or compassion for the likes of Duncan. I just hope his cell and prison-mates make the justice coming to Duncan slow, agonizing, and painful.
© 2005
Friday, July 08, 2005
More Noteworthy Items
Item: Via Slublog, These Examples of pure, partisan hatred from the asylum escapees at DemocraticUnderwear. Have barf bag handy.
Item: Pictures Too Graphic for the MSM, via the Fine Felinity of The Conservative Cat.
Item: Daily Spork hits a homer with their roasting of my favorite liberal target, "I'm-obese-because-I- have-a-glandular-problem? (Yeah, unlikely!) Mikey Moooooooooooooore". "For him to criticize others for doing so is the extreme definition of "hypocritical." Except in Moore's case, it would be "hippo-critical."
Hippo Critical. Someone will have to explain that to El Obesoto Maximus Capacitous.
Item: Has Mr. "I Have a Plan" released his records yet?
Item: I'm sorry, did I miss the outcry from the LPOS Crowd on On THIS story? Hey, LPOS, pretend that instead of a Christian church it's the Koran. Maybe I'll hear your outcry then.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Noteworthy Items
Item: The fine folks at Point Five are running a story about Five Moderate Muslim Clerics speak out about today's terrorist attack in London. Nice, Point Five -- nice!
Item: The fine folks at Point B offer, are you ready for this? Senator Robert "The Klansman" Byrd, singing. You'll want to shatter your eardrums before giving it a listen. I wonder if old Bobby sang this ditty on his way to a lynching? A very nice "find" indeed. Kudos Point B!
Item: Thinking of piggybacking on another's Wi-Fi? Think Again. From the always insightful Joe's Dartblog.
Hector Vex has his Take on piggybacking Wi-Fi as well.
Labels: Byrd KKK
LPOS
The mrssatan dictionary defines LPOS as: an acronym for Liberal Piece(s) Of Sh*t.
Pronunciation: spoken as its acronym: El-Pea-Oh-Ess; or the preferred pronunciation: "El-Poss".
Plural: The second word is the defining word of its plural form, using "Piece" or "Pieces", as in Liberal Piece of Sh*t when referring to one, and Liberal Pieces of Sh*t when referring to two or more.
Every Day Use Examples: "George Soros? He's an L-P-O-S." Or: "Diane Whinestein, she's a real El Poss."
Not every democrat is an LPOS.
Who is a LPOS?
Cluck Schumer, Bubba & MrsSatan Clinton, Al "I Invented The Internet" Gore, John "I Have a Plan" Kerry, Jim-mah Kawr-tah, Walter Mondale, Patrick Leahy, Joe Biden, Tom Dasshhole, Nancy Pelosh*t, James Carvile, Eleanor Clift, John Edwards, Ted "Impaired Driving Skills" Kennedy, Dick Turban Durbin, Maxine Waters, Howlin' Screamin' Howie Dean, Flabbius Maximus, Barbara Boxer, Barbra Striesand and the Liberal Liberace Bloggers, are but a few who should give you a good idea of who is a LPOS.
Oh, and of course ... Al Franken. For future reference, Al Franken will be, from now on, forever be referred to in this Blog as the acronym SAW, for "Soiled Anal Wipeage".
Meet: SAW ("Soiled Anal Wipeage")
Yeah, I listen to SAW, the All Time King of Lying Liar Liars of Liar-Dom, and his radio program . I was curious hearing what he'd be talking about today. After a brief mention of the terrorist attack on London, SAW delved into such ultra-uber-important issues as "...abuse of detainees at Guantanamo Bay," global warming, and the Kyoto Treaty.
And rank comedian that SAW is, he said, referring to the London subway bombings, "...This could have been [done by] G8 leaders who don't want to forgive debt." Whoa-ha-ha! What a comedic gem on a day where people are killed by fanatics. SAW, you are a high ranking LPOS if there ever was one. How'd you rank a measly #37 on Bernard Goldberg's new book "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America"? I expected better of you SAW.
A minor pronunciation correction to you as well, SAW. It's "ArCtic"..."Arc-Tic". Not "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr-tick." Repeat, "ArC...ArC-tic, ArC-Tic."
Those at Guantanamo Bay are not detainees. They are terrorists, suspected terrorists, terrorist allies, a defined enemy combatant, or they have been "vetted" and released, often to turn up again fighting against Iraqi freedom. They are not detainees. I don't care how any of them are treated. I don't care if they're chained in uncomfortable positions for 36 hours at a time and are forced to defecate and urinate on themselves. I don't f***ing care. I don't care if they are urinated or defecated on by others.
Where is the outcry from the LPOS on the treatment of John McCain or James Stockdale when they were POW's? Where is the rage against their captors? Is it supposed to be forgotten just because it happened some forty years ago?
I don't care if the Koran is flushed, peed on, pooped on, or used as toilet paper. Where is the outcry from the LPOS when the Bible is defaced? When people are beheaded in the name of Allah? Where is the ACLU in protecting the religious rights of non-Muslim religion? And Here.
The Kyoto Treaty, give me break. The entire industrialized world and its contaminants pumped into the atmosphere and environment is but a nano-speck of time in its relation to the millions or billions of years the earth is old. Don't tell me that twenty years ago science said we'd be in an ice age by now, and now tell me it's just the opposite. Your "scientific research" of both theories is seriously flawed if you reach such vast and extreme results in a such a short time.
Every day it's the same thing from the LPOS. Piss on (choose one or more) Bush, Cheney, Rove, DeLay, Rusmfeld, Rice, or other recognized conservative opposition. Every day they apply nothing but Broad and Sweeping Generalizations against anyone who disagrees with their political agenda.
Was there ever a bad word spoken about Zell Miller by the LPOS, until he recognized his own party had no ideas, nothing to offer, and was full of hypocrisy?
Tony Blair, another example of the LPOS mentality of "Blair, oh he was just fine as an ally under the do-nothing-coast-along Bubba Administration". Oh, but as an ally of Bush, now Blair is in your cross-hairs as a puppet of Bush. My, what a fair and balanced standard you set and so evenly apply to others as you do yourselves.
Where are the journalists who devote every waking moment to "proving" that Bush is full of BS when it comes to the BS within their own party? "Oh, we're in severe denial of that Dave, you don't think we could really admit hypocrisy in our own party, do you?" Yeah, I guess you're right.
In the last forty five years, I see three distinct periods in time where the image and reputation of the United States was significantly tarnished, each time the president being an LPOS, each time the Left offering nothing as a solution:
1) Lyndon Johnson and his disastrous handling of Vietnam, and the LPOS press coverage sympathizing with the enemy. Who did it take to get us out of this? A Republican, Richard Nixon, God Bless him.
2) Jim-mah Kawr-tah and his disastrous handling of the Iran Hostage crisis. The world saw a weak, a very weak, president, and used it to their advantage and for their agenda and purposes of worldwide terrorism and propaganda. I don't think this country has ever, fully, recovered from that. Who'd it take to get us out of this? A Republican, Ronald Reagan, God Bless him.
We may have regained our reputation, had it not been for...
3) Bubba Clinton. Two terms of coasting, two terms of selling technology to China, two terms of appeasement towards North Korea, two terms of lies, two terms of scandal, two terms of investigations brought on by no one other than the president and his wife themselves, two terms of corruption, two terms of doing nothing to address terrorism, the economy, or our domestic and foreign relations; two terms of "Insert name"-gates, two terms of the media and journalists never questioning Bubba on BS. The list goes on and on. Who'd it take to get us out of these two terms of a complete self indulgent, do nothing administration? A Republican, George W. Bush, God Bless him.
Who votes for the LPOS?
I've voted third party when I haven't liked or believed in the Republican or conservative candidate in state and federal elections. I cannot recall ever voting for a Commiecrat or an LPOS. I consider my political affiliation Independent/Libertarian, and yes, it definitely leans to the right.
Which leads right back to the beginning of this post; the LPOS. They blindly vote for their party platform, no matter what it is in order to sustain their control.
Well, it's obvious they are losing their grasp on control, hence their losing their grasp on sanity and common sense, not that they ever had much of either. It's been trending this way for them since the 1994 House and Senate elections.
Their control means everything to them. Morals, procedure, and law be damned, it's all about the control for the LPOS. This is evidenced by Cluck Schumer's cell phone call where he all but said no matter whom the nominee is for the Supreme Court, the LPOS are going to play balls to the wall politics with it and deny confirmation. To borrow the LPOS expression somewhat, "This is NOT what people elected you to do, Cluck!"
The sincerity of the LPOS crowd is about as deep as Annie Hall's expression, "La-dee-da, La-dee-da."
© 2005
Labels: LPOS, Ted Kennedy
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
RIP Vice Admiral Stockdale
Stockdale was a Navy fighter pilot based on the USS Oriskany and flew 201 missions before he was shot down on Sept. 9, 1965. He became the highest-ranking naval officer captured during the war, the Navy said.
Stockdale was taken to Hoa Lo Prison, known as the "Hanoi Hilton.'' His shoulders were wrenched from their sockets, his leg had been shattered by angry villagers and a torturer, and his back was broken. But he refused to capitulate.
Rather than allow himself to be used in a propaganda film, Stockdale smashed his face with a mahogany stool.
"My only hope was to disfigure myself,'' Stockdale wrote in his 1984 autobiography ``In Love and War.'' The ploy worked, but he spent the next two years in leg irons.
After Ho Chi Minh's death, he broke a glass pane in an interrogation room and slashed his wrists until he passed out in his own blood. After that, captors relented in their harsh treatment of him and his fellow prisoners.
Stockdale spent four years in solitary confinement before he and 115 fellow prisoners were freed in 1973. When asked by a reporter if he knew a man had walked on the moon, Stockdale replied, ``No, I did not.''
"No, I was not surprised. And, no, I did not think getting a man to the moon was the greatest news I had ever heard,'' he wrote in his autobiography.
A judge Unaware
I could as easily put a .45 caliber hollow point in Joseph Duncan's head, as I could torture him for weeks, months, and probably years on end, (Yes, I know, not very Christian of me.) Either way, at night, I'd sleep as well as a breast fed and burped baby.
And what the hell is wrong with Judge Thomas Schroeder setting bail $10,000 less than requested?
"Judge" (and I use that title loosely) Schroeder quotes:
"You hear so many of these, and apparently I did set the bail in this matter."
"Usually on a bail hearing you have limited information, and so you set it in an amount that you think is appropriate."
But apparently, no one, including the absent-minded judge, bothered to ask where a sex offender came up with $15 Grand ASAP. Well, maybe $6,500 of if came from this guy: Richard Wacksman, a former doctor, who befriended Duncan, loaned him $6,500 before his April 2005 court appearance. Maybe law authorities should take a look at Dr. Wacksman's computer hard drive?
Wacksman told his neighbors that Duncan was a changed man, Nicholas said. "Obviously, he wasn't," Nicholas said.
Wacksman, who now lives in New Port Richey, Fla., did not immediately return phone messages left by The Associated Press on Wednesday.
"Judge" Schroeder, I'm not familiar with your other legal rulings and decisions. They may be accurate, fair, and just. However, your gross negligence with Joseph Duncan is an absolute, qualified FAILURE.
You owe it to the Groene family to resign and step down from the bench. With as little thought and consideration as you set bail.
© 2005
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
The Right Wing Art Gallery Concludes!
Future exhibitions are being negotiated and most assured, there will be more.
We are proud to close with a piece worthy of Sotheby's itself.
As with other great artists of our time, this canvas is inspired by Andres Serrano, and his 1987 controversial work .
With that in mind, we present to you the seventh and final exhibition of Tour One of The Right Wing Art Gallery, sponsored by mrssatan. (You had to have some idea this was coming...didn't you?)
Our Final Object D' Art of Tour One is below and is titled...
PISS HILLARY
Concept by S.T. Miller
© 2005
Who is Toyota Bob?
The next time you see it, pay close attention to "Bob". I think it's Vice President Dick Cheney moonlighting on his official job.
© 2005
The N(o) H(ockey) L(eague) Continues...
I Want My, I Want My NHL....
Aaarrrggghhh indeed!
Why Did The Dog Turn on The Television?
Monday, July 04, 2005
Eminent Domain, Minnesota Style
This story is running in today's St. Paul Pioneer Press.
Although there is a good chance that the above referral will likely result in asking you to sign up to view the story. The sign up is free.
You should be able to route your way to the article titled "Forced Off The Farm" via this Google search of Ed and Priscilla Salokar.
The gist of the story is this: The Salokars, of Wyoming, Minnesota had their 310 acre farm property condemned by the city of Wyoming. They received $816,500 for their property after a two year court battle. They also received $87,500 in moving expenses.
Keep in mind, this was 1995.
Late last year, the city of Wyoming sells the property to...Polaris Industries (snowmobiles, etc), for $6.9 million. Oh, and Polaris gets a break from taxes for the next decade as part of the state's JOBZ program. (Maybe the state shutdown is a good thing?)
The Salokars wanted to leave their property to their children and their grandchildren. They should have been able to that.
Minnesota, ahead of its time in blatant disregard with respect to ruling for individual rights.
©2005
Cruise To Play Smithers?
"I look at this role as the challenge of my lifetime," said Cruise of playing Smithers. "I know it sounds corny and stuff, but guys like Waylon Smithers are who America is all about. The last icon of Americana, really. The all American strictly heterosexual guy next door. Strictly heterosexual," Cruise emphasized.
The real Waylon Smithers was not available for comment.
Tom Cruise **********Waylon Smithers
Happy Independence Day
We celebrate our Independence for many of the same reasons that we celebrate Memorial Day, in honor of those who fought, and died, for our Freedom. There is no compensation these fine men and women can receive that could equal the sacrifices they have made. Their greatest accomplishment is the preservation of freedom, for no matter where on earth people are, they all have the basic right to be free.
A Gigantic THANK YOU to all Gentlemen and Ladies who serve,and have served, their country with pride!
What July Fourth Means to Me, By Ronald Reagan.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Some Sunday Newz
Here's a few news items that caught my eye:
Item: The EU Treaty could hinge all on the vote of Luxembourg.
Boy, if ever there is a time for the Luxembourg Lobby to shine, it's now! Polish those shoes! Get a sharp crease in that shirt and/or blouse!
Item: Another part of the world goes to No Smoking in bars, pubs, etc, come March 2006.
Now is the time to smoke 'em if 'ya got em!
Item: Go, Lance, Go!
Any-freakin'time any American has the chance to win (and in his case win again) an athletic challenge that ends in the words 'de France', we should all be behind him or her, cheering them on. Go, Lance, Go!
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Two RIP's
Luther Vandross. The guy was born with a set of pipes to sing, and his voice will be missed.
Obie Benson of the LEGENDARY FOUR TOPS.
Rest In Peace gentlemen, and thank you for your years of sharing your talent with us.
Luther Vandross
The Four Tops; Obie Benson, front.
Friday, July 01, 2005
The N(o) H(ockey) L(eague) Continues...
It's a good thing 'talks' don't resume until Monday, and that both sides are giving themselves a good, full weekend to be rested. Lord knows the intensity of previous negotiation meetings must have been apocryphal.
And you've heard of the DUI Zamboni driver, with .12 blood alcohol level?
He must'a been having a fun old time up until the arrest.
Minnesota: Closed for Business
But yes, we are C L O S E D.
The closure boiled down to the Democrats wanting to raise taxes and increase spending:
Johnson said the sides had whittled the gap to less than $200 million in a two-year, $30 billion budget, but lawmakers remained deadlocked over issues including school funding and health care for the poor.
Minnesota: Watch Out! We're Closed!
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